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Tara ♠️
@chadillacboseman.bsky.social
Writer, OC creator, freak about fictional men.
Free Palestine 🇵🇸, Black Lives Matter, billionaires must die.
Welcome to the circus 🎪
Time for my annual reread of @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social Southern Reach trilogy, now with my added copy of Absolution!
January 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Hwang Dong-hyuk I need three spinoffs and a feature length movie about this fine ass man expeditiously do NOT play w me
January 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Luigi Mangione and his lawyer got that Liz Lemon and Pete Hornberger look going on in court 😭
December 24, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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Wearing a white button down under a burgundy sweater to my Italian family’s Christmas Eve dinner
December 24, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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when grading homemade breakfast foods by cost-benefit, hash browns are dancing right on the razor’s edge. they’re so good they’re barely worth it. grating up the potatoes isn’t a big deal, but between the washing and the drying, buddy, you fuck up once and you’re off the tour
December 24, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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All reporters, please start asking "is Elon ok with that" after he makes any statements. We gotta get these two to start fighting. America needs you to step up right now.
December 20, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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MISSED CONNECTION: I was the guy who posed nude for your class. You were the math professor who called campus security
December 19, 2024 at 4:33 PM
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December 13, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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Leading AI Dipshit Comes Up With Another Terrible Idea. Fellow Dipshits Nod Sagely in Agreement With Totally Dipshit Idea.
December 13, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Testing out the Pixel 8's astrophotography mode lately.
December 14, 2024 at 5:24 AM
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[trying to discern which of my friends is a class traitor]

so that CEO murder, huh?
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December 13, 2024 at 6:47 PM
My man Luigi has them shoooook lmao #MORE
North Carolina’s Atrium Health says it will forgive the debts of 11,500 people — less than a week after NBC News reported that the company has aggressively pursued former patients’ medical debts, placing liens on their homes to collect on bills.
'Like a miracle': N.C. couple free of nearly $100,000 medical debt after 15 years
The lien on Donna and Gary Lindabury's home for a 2009 heart surgery debt was among 11,500 wiped away by Atrium Health after an NBC News report.
www.nbcnews.com
December 13, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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Hey does anyone here have a run down amusement park they could sell me? I’m planning to construct a lair
December 12, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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Working on the first three novels of the Strange Architect series simultaneously, for various reasons. Here's the opening of the third novel. (It, um, stabilizes after this...)
December 13, 2024 at 1:47 AM
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN FOX NEWS AIRED A LUIGI FANCAM WITH A RENAI CIRCULATION ENGLISH COVER 😭
December 11, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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Every movie in which the protagonist survives a horrifying ordeal and is carted away in an ambulance should end with the postscript, “Twenty years later, they died in medical debt.”
December 11, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Few things in life are worse than getting a man as your instacart shopper. No, Jon, you cannot replace my cucumbers with a rotisserie chicken.
December 11, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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My manifesto would be really long. Not because of philosophical complexity or having lots of important things to say but because of an extremely long list of grievances.

“part 12. Third grade. Chip Feehan you were a bully and asshole. You threw a pine cone at me.”
December 11, 2024 at 2:01 AM
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We can’t have DEI but Kim Guilfoyle is Ambassador to Greece.
December 11, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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Thou shalt not kill' also means 'thou shalt not let profit margins decide who lives and who dies.'
December 11, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
December 10, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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Especially when he spends all day shitposting online.
December 10, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Faculty on campus discussing AI and sufficiently pissing me off.
"Tara, you don't use AI for ANYTHING?"
If you can't write an email without boiling the coral reefs idk what to tell you. Go re-take Comp 1.
December 10, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
December 8, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Some #Veilguard captures. On to my second playthrough!
December 9, 2024 at 2:43 PM