Chilangüero
@cfrnka.bsky.social
🇲🇽🇩🇪🇺🇸 🏳️🌈 Los chilangos nacemos donde se nos da la rechingada gana. Soy el güero que viste en el metro.
#wirsindmehr
Exploring this big, blue sky. ES/DE/EN, pouquinho PT, un peu de FR.
#wirsindmehr
Exploring this big, blue sky. ES/DE/EN, pouquinho PT, un peu de FR.
Share a TV series from the 1960s that you love
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Share a TV series from the 1960s that you love
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Don’t even really think there is one beyond Senate Brain—Chuck and the rest of the Gang of Eight think that Republicans are their buds and wanted to throw them a line “for the good of the American people” and, more importantly, their small talk at the Capitol gym
I don’t know that “selfish” is even the word. Like, for what? Some magic beans?
I’m not even seeing the tangible reason for the cave here.
I’m not even seeing the tangible reason for the cave here.
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Don’t even really think there is one beyond Senate Brain—Chuck and the rest of the Gang of Eight think that Republicans are their buds and wanted to throw them a line “for the good of the American people” and, more importantly, their small talk at the Capitol gym
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Marziparacetamol for the rest of the world.
Acetomarzipan should be a thing...
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Marziparacetamol for the rest of the world.
La pandemia rompió tantos cerebros! Acabo de tener la siguiente discusión:
Yo: "voy a ponerme el refuerzo de covid"
Amigx: "¿para qué? Yo no me enfermé de Covid hasta que me pusieron la vacuna, y fue horrible!"
Yo: "No manches, entonces te hubiera dado peor si no te hubieras vacunado!" 1/
Yo: "voy a ponerme el refuerzo de covid"
Amigx: "¿para qué? Yo no me enfermé de Covid hasta que me pusieron la vacuna, y fue horrible!"
Yo: "No manches, entonces te hubiera dado peor si no te hubieras vacunado!" 1/
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
La pandemia rompió tantos cerebros! Acabo de tener la siguiente discusión:
Yo: "voy a ponerme el refuerzo de covid"
Amigx: "¿para qué? Yo no me enfermé de Covid hasta que me pusieron la vacuna, y fue horrible!"
Yo: "No manches, entonces te hubiera dado peor si no te hubieras vacunado!" 1/
Yo: "voy a ponerme el refuerzo de covid"
Amigx: "¿para qué? Yo no me enfermé de Covid hasta que me pusieron la vacuna, y fue horrible!"
Yo: "No manches, entonces te hubiera dado peor si no te hubieras vacunado!" 1/
Developer: "This rail booking failed to process because the traveler didn't specify their gender"
Me (the project manager): "Is it a mandatory data point for the provider, because I'm pretty sure it isn't..."
Developer: "Well, no, but..."
Me: THEN WHY DID WE MAKE IT MANDATORY TO GENERATE THE INVOICE
Me (the project manager): "Is it a mandatory data point for the provider, because I'm pretty sure it isn't..."
Developer: "Well, no, but..."
Me: THEN WHY DID WE MAKE IT MANDATORY TO GENERATE THE INVOICE
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Developer: "This rail booking failed to process because the traveler didn't specify their gender"
Me (the project manager): "Is it a mandatory data point for the provider, because I'm pretty sure it isn't..."
Developer: "Well, no, but..."
Me: THEN WHY DID WE MAKE IT MANDATORY TO GENERATE THE INVOICE
Me (the project manager): "Is it a mandatory data point for the provider, because I'm pretty sure it isn't..."
Developer: "Well, no, but..."
Me: THEN WHY DID WE MAKE IT MANDATORY TO GENERATE THE INVOICE
A thing I never get tired of explaining to visitors surprised by the evening lines at churrerías in CDMX, is that it’s perfectly normal and acceptable to have churros y chocolate for dinner, especially if you had a big lunch.
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
A thing I never get tired of explaining to visitors surprised by the evening lines at churrerías in CDMX, is that it’s perfectly normal and acceptable to have churros y chocolate for dinner, especially if you had a big lunch.
Schicksalstag.
Was kommt jetzt auf uns zu?
Was kommt jetzt auf uns zu?
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Schicksalstag.
Was kommt jetzt auf uns zu?
Was kommt jetzt auf uns zu?
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
Update: en la UMF 28 Del Valle, no hay nada.
¿Alguien sabe cómo va la disponibilidad de vacunas de influenza y covid en el IMSS en la CDMX?
Anteriormente lo hubiera checado en Twitter/X, pero ya no tengo cuenta.
Anteriormente lo hubiera checado en Twitter/X, pero ya no tengo cuenta.
November 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Update: en la UMF 28 Del Valle, no hay nada.
¿Alguien sabe cómo va la disponibilidad de vacunas de influenza y covid en el IMSS en la CDMX?
Anteriormente lo hubiera checado en Twitter/X, pero ya no tengo cuenta.
Anteriormente lo hubiera checado en Twitter/X, pero ya no tengo cuenta.
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
¿Alguien sabe cómo va la disponibilidad de vacunas de influenza y covid en el IMSS en la CDMX?
Anteriormente lo hubiera checado en Twitter/X, pero ya no tengo cuenta.
Anteriormente lo hubiera checado en Twitter/X, pero ya no tengo cuenta.
Abriendo correos en viernes, y lo primero que veo es que la única llamada que tenía para hoy se reagendó para el lunes 😎. Voy por otro café
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Abriendo correos en viernes, y lo primero que veo es que la única llamada que tenía para hoy se reagendó para el lunes 😎. Voy por otro café
So, BakeryScan but make it phrenology?
And this was worth publishing because…?
And this was worth publishing because…?
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
Should facial analysis help determine whom companies hire?
A new paper suggests a photo can tell a recruiter much about an applicant’s personality
econ.st
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
So, BakeryScan but make it phrenology?
And this was worth publishing because…?
And this was worth publishing because…?
Reposted by Chilangüero
Reposted by Chilangüero
Sepan que cada vez que alguien cita a la RAE como algo más que un club de viejos ridículos y merecedores de escarnio, muere un perrito atropellado por una 4x4.
Lo siento, yo no hago las reglas.
Lo siento, yo no hago las reglas.
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Sepan que cada vez que alguien cita a la RAE como algo más que un club de viejos ridículos y merecedores de escarnio, muere un perrito atropellado por una 4x4.
Lo siento, yo no hago las reglas.
Lo siento, yo no hago las reglas.
*cautiously opens FB to see the post-Mamdani-victory crash outs*
I honestly have no idea who they’re talking about - bears no resemblance to the guy giving the speech.
I honestly have no idea who they’re talking about - bears no resemblance to the guy giving the speech.
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
*cautiously opens FB to see the post-Mamdani-victory crash outs*
I honestly have no idea who they’re talking about - bears no resemblance to the guy giving the speech.
I honestly have no idea who they’re talking about - bears no resemblance to the guy giving the speech.
German bread dumplings:
Cut stale bread into cubes, don’t lose the crumbs. Boil half the quantity of milk with seasonings and some butter (e.g. for 250g bread 125ml milk). Pour the boiling milk over the bread, stir it through, cover and let it sit for 30 minutes. 1/
Cut stale bread into cubes, don’t lose the crumbs. Boil half the quantity of milk with seasonings and some butter (e.g. for 250g bread 125ml milk). Pour the boiling milk over the bread, stir it through, cover and let it sit for 30 minutes. 1/
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
German bread dumplings:
Cut stale bread into cubes, don’t lose the crumbs. Boil half the quantity of milk with seasonings and some butter (e.g. for 250g bread 125ml milk). Pour the boiling milk over the bread, stir it through, cover and let it sit for 30 minutes. 1/
Cut stale bread into cubes, don’t lose the crumbs. Boil half the quantity of milk with seasonings and some butter (e.g. for 250g bread 125ml milk). Pour the boiling milk over the bread, stir it through, cover and let it sit for 30 minutes. 1/
Weeknight favorite:
Cook whatever short pasta you have on hand
Sauté some zucchini, add garlic if you like
Add a grated (roma) tomato, and some basil or oregano.
Add the pasta. Add some milk if you like a creamy sauce
Stir in cheese to taste, something sharp.
Less cheese: side dish. More: main.
Cook whatever short pasta you have on hand
Sauté some zucchini, add garlic if you like
Add a grated (roma) tomato, and some basil or oregano.
Add the pasta. Add some milk if you like a creamy sauce
Stir in cheese to taste, something sharp.
Less cheese: side dish. More: main.
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Weeknight favorite:
Cook whatever short pasta you have on hand
Sauté some zucchini, add garlic if you like
Add a grated (roma) tomato, and some basil or oregano.
Add the pasta. Add some milk if you like a creamy sauce
Stir in cheese to taste, something sharp.
Less cheese: side dish. More: main.
Cook whatever short pasta you have on hand
Sauté some zucchini, add garlic if you like
Add a grated (roma) tomato, and some basil or oregano.
Add the pasta. Add some milk if you like a creamy sauce
Stir in cheese to taste, something sharp.
Less cheese: side dish. More: main.
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donate to Feeding America today or I’ll stop/start posting Alf hog
Got tired of reading the news and getting mad. Feeding America backs 200+ food banks around the country and I've seeded with $500 for now. I'll match up to another $500 myself.
Pass the hat, RTs graciously appreciated, etc.
Pass the hat, RTs graciously appreciated, etc.
I'm supporting Feeding America!
To feed America’s hungry through food banks and engage our country in the fight to end hunger
teamfeed.feedingamerica.org
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
donate to Feeding America today or I’ll stop/start posting Alf hog
Total, allá gobierna una secta de gentuza sádica
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Total, allá gobierna una secta de gentuza sádica
Hoy puse pura comida alemana y checa en la ofrenda, y cerveza. Mi novio se fue a su rancho, así que supongo que sólo han venido los míos, y quiero recibirlos bien.
November 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Hoy puse pura comida alemana y checa en la ofrenda, y cerveza. Mi novio se fue a su rancho, así que supongo que sólo han venido los míos, y quiero recibirlos bien.
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Partying like the gilded age the night before you condemn 40 million people to hunger is.. a choice.
Per Danny Kemp via press pool
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Partying like the gilded age the night before you condemn 40 million people to hunger is.. a choice.
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If I claimed to be Catholic and I were called out on my theological wrongness by THE ACTUAL POPE
and then he DIED
and the NEXT POPE *ALSO* called my shit out
...I'd probably go hide in a hole & take a vow of silence or something; but, well, Vance gonna Vance.
and then he DIED
and the NEXT POPE *ALSO* called my shit out
...I'd probably go hide in a hole & take a vow of silence or something; but, well, Vance gonna Vance.
November 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
If I claimed to be Catholic and I were called out on my theological wrongness by THE ACTUAL POPE
and then he DIED
and the NEXT POPE *ALSO* called my shit out
...I'd probably go hide in a hole & take a vow of silence or something; but, well, Vance gonna Vance.
and then he DIED
and the NEXT POPE *ALSO* called my shit out
...I'd probably go hide in a hole & take a vow of silence or something; but, well, Vance gonna Vance.
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“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”
Per Danny Kemp via press pool
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”
Jajajajajajajajaja
*respira*
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
El Schadenfreude me lleva!
Desde los 90s les vengo diciendo que su policía local es igual de corrupta que la de cualquier país latinoamericano, y no me querían creer. Los únicos de la banda gringa que entendían eran los de Louisiana.
*respira*
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
El Schadenfreude me lleva!
Desde los 90s les vengo diciendo que su policía local es igual de corrupta que la de cualquier país latinoamericano, y no me querían creer. Los únicos de la banda gringa que entendían eran los de Louisiana.
This little gem buried in the story is just... holy shit
November 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Jajajajajajajajaja
*respira*
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
El Schadenfreude me lleva!
Desde los 90s les vengo diciendo que su policía local es igual de corrupta que la de cualquier país latinoamericano, y no me querían creer. Los únicos de la banda gringa que entendían eran los de Louisiana.
*respira*
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
El Schadenfreude me lleva!
Desde los 90s les vengo diciendo que su policía local es igual de corrupta que la de cualquier país latinoamericano, y no me querían creer. Los únicos de la banda gringa que entendían eran los de Louisiana.