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I don't think good Christians should go beast mode on my holes. I think when they do it they're reinforcing biphobia.
May 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I don't think good Christians should go beast mode on my holes. I think when they do it they're reinforcing biphobia.
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William Shatner is Matt Bruenig's Hatsune Miku.
May 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
William Shatner is Matt Bruenig's Hatsune Miku.
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I've never seen it so well put before.
May 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I've never seen it so well put before.
Hey look it's my life!
You expect Catholics to care about gifted kid burnout?
May 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Hey look it's my life!
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Fellas, is it awkward to frolic?
May 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Fellas, is it awkward to frolic?
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When you think of it, artificial intelligence is gendered and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper monarchist movement should seek to abolish it.
May 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
When you think of it, artificial intelligence is gendered and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper monarchist movement should seek to abolish it.
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If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
May 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
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Annihilation, Jeff Vandermeer, 2014
May 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Annihilation, Jeff Vandermeer, 2014
*Princess Leia voice* Rock us, Dukakis. You're our only hope.
March 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
*Princess Leia voice* Rock us, Dukakis. You're our only hope.
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For folks asking if I'm going to attend Trump's joint address to Congress next week: no. Instead, I'm choosing to hear directly from Oregonians and will be hosting an open-to-all town hall on Facebook live. Oregonians can submit questions in advance here:
Town Hall Participation Form
If you are a constituent of a lawmaker of an upcoming People's Town Hall, submit your information here!
If you have questions or difficulties with the form, email info@peoplestownhall.org
docs.google.com
February 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
For folks asking if I'm going to attend Trump's joint address to Congress next week: no. Instead, I'm choosing to hear directly from Oregonians and will be hosting an open-to-all town hall on Facebook live. Oregonians can submit questions in advance here:
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A group of prominent military contractors, including former Blackwater CEO Erik Prince, has pitched the Trump White House on a proposal to carry out mass deportations through a network of “processing camps” on military bases and a “small army” of private citizens empowered to make arrests.
Documents reveal how military contractors want to take over mass deportations
The group, led by Blackwater veteran Erik Prince, has close Trump ties.
www.politico.com
February 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
A group of prominent military contractors, including former Blackwater CEO Erik Prince, has pitched the Trump White House on a proposal to carry out mass deportations through a network of “processing camps” on military bases and a “small army” of private citizens empowered to make arrests.
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A few years ago, the Supreme Court was regularly issuing summary rulings in favor of cops in qualified immunity cases.
Not any more.
Today, Justice Alito complains that the court refused to do so in a case involving a deadly police shooting, meaning a jury verdict in favor of plaintiffs survives.
Not any more.
Today, Justice Alito complains that the court refused to do so in a case involving a deadly police shooting, meaning a jury verdict in favor of plaintiffs survives.
February 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A few years ago, the Supreme Court was regularly issuing summary rulings in favor of cops in qualified immunity cases.
Not any more.
Today, Justice Alito complains that the court refused to do so in a case involving a deadly police shooting, meaning a jury verdict in favor of plaintiffs survives.
Not any more.
Today, Justice Alito complains that the court refused to do so in a case involving a deadly police shooting, meaning a jury verdict in favor of plaintiffs survives.
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despite how much he has frustrated me over the years, all the times when he fell short and I expected better, and even without factoring in my anxieties about possible successors - I find myself significantly more fucked up than I anticipated by the very real possibility that Pope Francis is dying
February 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
despite how much he has frustrated me over the years, all the times when he fell short and I expected better, and even without factoring in my anxieties about possible successors - I find myself significantly more fucked up than I anticipated by the very real possibility that Pope Francis is dying
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How about a game-winner for your first international goal (in just your second cap!)? Michelle Cooper delivers as the #USWNT defeats Australia, 2-1 in the SheBelieves Cup.
February 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
How about a game-winner for your first international goal (in just your second cap!)? Michelle Cooper delivers as the #USWNT defeats Australia, 2-1 in the SheBelieves Cup.
Dear manager,
1) you're like a dream come true
2) just wanna be with you
3) girl, It's plain to see
That you're the only one for me, and
4) repeat steps one through three
5) make you fall in love with me
1) you're like a dream come true
2) just wanna be with you
3) girl, It's plain to see
That you're the only one for me, and
4) repeat steps one through three
5) make you fall in love with me
Dear manager:
1. i will raise me up
2. i will help you down
3. i will get you right out of this godforsaken town
4. i will make it all a little less cold
5. but i won’t do that
1. i will raise me up
2. i will help you down
3. i will get you right out of this godforsaken town
4. i will make it all a little less cold
5. but i won’t do that
Dear manager:
1. Friday night I crashed your party
2. Saturday I said, "I'm sorry"
3. Sunday came and trashed me out again
4. I was only having fun, wasn't hurting anyone
5. And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change
1. Friday night I crashed your party
2. Saturday I said, "I'm sorry"
3. Sunday came and trashed me out again
4. I was only having fun, wasn't hurting anyone
5. And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change
February 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Dear manager,
1) you're like a dream come true
2) just wanna be with you
3) girl, It's plain to see
That you're the only one for me, and
4) repeat steps one through three
5) make you fall in love with me
1) you're like a dream come true
2) just wanna be with you
3) girl, It's plain to see
That you're the only one for me, and
4) repeat steps one through three
5) make you fall in love with me
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REM was wrong. I don't feel fine.
February 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
REM was wrong. I don't feel fine.
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From a FOIA perspective, "the entire federal workforce should write down and email what they did last week" is extremely funny
February 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
From a FOIA perspective, "the entire federal workforce should write down and email what they did last week" is extremely funny
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start telling a knock knock joke to bluesky users and they go, one sec someone's at the door
February 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
start telling a knock knock joke to bluesky users and they go, one sec someone's at the door
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Because you TOTALLY asked for this… and MapQuest has NOTHING better to do…
We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com
Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘
We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com
Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘
Gulf Map Generator - MapQuest
Explore and customize your own Gulf region map with our interactive map tool.
gulfof.mapquest.com
February 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Because you TOTALLY asked for this… and MapQuest has NOTHING better to do…
We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com
Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘
We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com
Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘
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New:
DOGE's spending has been secret.
No longer.
My colleagues have uncovered it.
www.propublica.org/article/doge...
DOGE's spending has been secret.
No longer.
My colleagues have uncovered it.
www.propublica.org/article/doge...
February 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
New:
DOGE's spending has been secret.
No longer.
My colleagues have uncovered it.
www.propublica.org/article/doge...
DOGE's spending has been secret.
No longer.
My colleagues have uncovered it.
www.propublica.org/article/doge...
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YES Xeni Jardin was catfishing a lizard. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
February 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
YES Xeni Jardin was catfishing a lizard. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
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His Yeelen is one of the greatest films I’ve ever seen
Souleymane Cissé, an award-winning writer and director who became the first Black African filmmaker to win the Jury Prize at the Cannes Film Festival, died on Wednesday. He was 84.
Souleymane Cissé, Celebrated Malian Filmmaker, Dies at 84
He won multiple awards during his 50-year career, including the jury prize at the Cannes Film Festival, and spent his life championing African cinema.
www.nytimes.com
February 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
His Yeelen is one of the greatest films I’ve ever seen
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*stares in historian*
February 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
*stares in historian*