Celine
@celiniezucchini.bsky.social
Dog lover & owner but crazy cat lady at heart, avid reader, politics, movies/tv, have a degree in history that I don't use, best friend of Spencer the Spaniel, Bob's Burgers enthusiast, follow me on letterboxd: https://boxd.it/83DR
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Celine
@celiniezucchini.bsky.social
· Nov 20
He’s just been staring at me like this for about 15 minutes.
Excited to see what types of movies they have.
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Excited to see what types of movies they have.
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My niece and nephew on their 1 year birthday.
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
My niece and nephew on their 1 year birthday.
Sunday night dinner will be a piece of chicken fried steak short tonight due to a sneaky spaniel. He is unrepentant and says we always forget to get him a plate of food at dinner so he took matters into his own paws.
October 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Sunday night dinner will be a piece of chicken fried steak short tonight due to a sneaky spaniel. He is unrepentant and says we always forget to get him a plate of food at dinner so he took matters into his own paws.
So sweet when he sleeps.
October 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
So sweet when he sleeps.
I'm watching the new Superman and my first thought is James Gunn is obviously a dog owner. I know people talk about their dogs being sweet to them when they're sick, but mine is much more likely to jump on me and try to get me to play with him just like Krypto.
October 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I'm watching the new Superman and my first thought is James Gunn is obviously a dog owner. I know people talk about their dogs being sweet to them when they're sick, but mine is much more likely to jump on me and try to get me to play with him just like Krypto.
Spencer has a big day of stealing blankets and annoying/stressing out his human. Really tuckered him out.R
September 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Spencer has a big day of stealing blankets and annoying/stressing out his human. Really tuckered him out.R
Best time of night- just hanging out with Spence, cuddling, playing and watching TV.
September 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Best time of night- just hanging out with Spence, cuddling, playing and watching TV.
I have to be up in less than 3 hours. I had no caffeine today and took my melatonin/l-theanine/gaba supplement on time. I did get a steroid shot today though. I'm guessing that may be the issue. Or just my regular old insomnia refusing to go away.
September 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I have to be up in less than 3 hours. I had no caffeine today and took my melatonin/l-theanine/gaba supplement on time. I did get a steroid shot today though. I'm guessing that may be the issue. Or just my regular old insomnia refusing to go away.
Picked Spencer up from the groomer today and a guy was waiting for his dog as well. I can’t remember what band was on his tshirt but everything about him screamed heavy metal rocker dude. His dog comes out and it’s the cutest, fluffiest Pomeranian. He treated it with a hi, baby! Love that so much
September 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Picked Spencer up from the groomer today and a guy was waiting for his dog as well. I can’t remember what band was on his tshirt but everything about him screamed heavy metal rocker dude. His dog comes out and it’s the cutest, fluffiest Pomeranian. He treated it with a hi, baby! Love that so much
Phone: Alarm goes off- storm with possible baseball size hail warning. Animals outside will be hurt.
Spencer: Hi, I want to go out.
Me: No! Did you not hear the warning?
Spence: You're mean, I'm going to pout now.
Spencer: Hi, I want to go out.
Me: No! Did you not hear the warning?
Spence: You're mean, I'm going to pout now.
September 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Phone: Alarm goes off- storm with possible baseball size hail warning. Animals outside will be hurt.
Spencer: Hi, I want to go out.
Me: No! Did you not hear the warning?
Spence: You're mean, I'm going to pout now.
Spencer: Hi, I want to go out.
Me: No! Did you not hear the warning?
Spence: You're mean, I'm going to pout now.
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If you are in the Edmonton area Fiasco is still missing - please check garages and sheds and engines! Let's get him home, please share x
September 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If you are in the Edmonton area Fiasco is still missing - please check garages and sheds and engines! Let's get him home, please share x
Me: Spencer, you're a good boy. Well, actually you're not. Good boys don't stand on the table and eat the butter.
Spence: But I'm still cute!
Me: Yep, still cute and lovable.
Spence: Then who needs to be a good boy?
Me: Well, I'd really appreciate it if you'd try to be a good boy.
Spence: We'll see
Spence: But I'm still cute!
Me: Yep, still cute and lovable.
Spence: Then who needs to be a good boy?
Me: Well, I'd really appreciate it if you'd try to be a good boy.
Spence: We'll see
September 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Me: Spencer, you're a good boy. Well, actually you're not. Good boys don't stand on the table and eat the butter.
Spence: But I'm still cute!
Me: Yep, still cute and lovable.
Spence: Then who needs to be a good boy?
Me: Well, I'd really appreciate it if you'd try to be a good boy.
Spence: We'll see
Spence: But I'm still cute!
Me: Yep, still cute and lovable.
Spence: Then who needs to be a good boy?
Me: Well, I'd really appreciate it if you'd try to be a good boy.
Spence: We'll see
Well, I finally got covid. Not happy. I don't even go anywhere & I do grocery pickup so less likely to get it there. My teeth hurt. My throat hurts like crazy. My doctor prescribed paxlovid but said don't pick it up if it's too expensive. It's over $1,200 so not getting that.We need 6 month boosters
August 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Well, I finally got covid. Not happy. I don't even go anywhere & I do grocery pickup so less likely to get it there. My teeth hurt. My throat hurts like crazy. My doctor prescribed paxlovid but said don't pick it up if it's too expensive. It's over $1,200 so not getting that.We need 6 month boosters
Cat-sitting was fun last weekend and the beginning of this week but I'm glad to be back to my normal routine. The young cats have now decided they don't have to be well-behaved around me, but they're so cute that I don't care.
August 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Cat-sitting was fun last weekend and the beginning of this week but I'm glad to be back to my normal routine. The young cats have now decided they don't have to be well-behaved around me, but they're so cute that I don't care.
Took Spencer for a mile walk today since it rained& was cool. On the way back he insisted on cutting down the street in front of our house & going in the front instead of going on the sidewalk behind our house & going in the back like usual. He was just so tired. Got in& he promptly got the zoomies.
August 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Took Spencer for a mile walk today since it rained& was cool. On the way back he insisted on cutting down the street in front of our house & going in the front instead of going on the sidewalk behind our house & going in the back like usual. He was just so tired. Got in& he promptly got the zoomies.
I guess if no one's going to use my 20+ year old idea for the sequel, I'm glad it's in another Celine's hands.
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July 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I guess if no one's going to use my 20+ year old idea for the sequel, I'm glad it's in another Celine's hands.
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a reminder that @bookshop.org is doing free shipping right now through July 11 w/ the anti-prime day sale and that means you can stick it to a billionaire, support your local indies (and by extension your community), AND get books!!!
(If you want to buy my books today, I won't be mad about it!)
(If you want to buy my books today, I won't be mad about it!)
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July 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
a reminder that @bookshop.org is doing free shipping right now through July 11 w/ the anti-prime day sale and that means you can stick it to a billionaire, support your local indies (and by extension your community), AND get books!!!
(If you want to buy my books today, I won't be mad about it!)
(If you want to buy my books today, I won't be mad about it!)
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Ah fuck we got the Philip K Dick future 😞
July 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Ah fuck we got the Philip K Dick future 😞
Spencer doing the famous splootward facing dog yoga pose.
July 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Spencer doing the famous splootward facing dog yoga pose.
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fwiw, i don’t personally think that either doomerism OR toxic positivity is what this moment calls for; i think what we actually need to be collectively looking towards is a secret third thing (hopepunk)
it’s cool and important to give a shit, and to look for ways to help each other.
it’s cool and important to give a shit, and to look for ways to help each other.
July 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
fwiw, i don’t personally think that either doomerism OR toxic positivity is what this moment calls for; i think what we actually need to be collectively looking towards is a secret third thing (hopepunk)
it’s cool and important to give a shit, and to look for ways to help each other.
it’s cool and important to give a shit, and to look for ways to help each other.
Me: Spence, where are your balls?
Spencer: I told you! The Humane Society stole them! They gained my trust, then drugged me and I woke up with no balls!
Me: I meant your tennis balls. You have 6 and I can only find 2.
Spencer: Oh. No clue.
#dogsofbluesky #dogsky #dogs
Spencer: I told you! The Humane Society stole them! They gained my trust, then drugged me and I woke up with no balls!
Me: I meant your tennis balls. You have 6 and I can only find 2.
Spencer: Oh. No clue.
#dogsofbluesky #dogsky #dogs
July 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Me: Spence, where are your balls?
Spencer: I told you! The Humane Society stole them! They gained my trust, then drugged me and I woke up with no balls!
Me: I meant your tennis balls. You have 6 and I can only find 2.
Spencer: Oh. No clue.
#dogsofbluesky #dogsky #dogs
Spencer: I told you! The Humane Society stole them! They gained my trust, then drugged me and I woke up with no balls!
Me: I meant your tennis balls. You have 6 and I can only find 2.
Spencer: Oh. No clue.
#dogsofbluesky #dogsky #dogs
Kirstie Alley ran away from me once. My mom & I plus a separate group of about 3 people had parked & were walking to a theater. Kristie Alley was looking at the window display she was helping her friend with. Kiristie looked & saw me in the lead obviously recognize her and she bolted into the store
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Kirstie Alley ran away from me once. My mom & I plus a separate group of about 3 people had parked & were walking to a theater. Kristie Alley was looking at the window display she was helping her friend with. Kiristie looked & saw me in the lead obviously recognize her and she bolted into the store
Haven't posted in a while because being alive is so tiring right now. But I feel like people should know how smart yet rebellious Spencer is. I had started suspecting he learned how to open the door from the living room to the laundry room when he kept greeting me at the garage door which is also
June 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Haven't posted in a while because being alive is so tiring right now. But I feel like people should know how smart yet rebellious Spencer is. I had started suspecting he learned how to open the door from the living room to the laundry room when he kept greeting me at the garage door which is also
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Banana Knees
April 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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