Ceci Thunes
@cecit.bsky.social
Would rather be cooking and talking TV.
Boise, ID
Boise, ID
Have you updated salesforce?
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
New library catalogue website.
New library catalogue website.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Have you updated salesforce?
Predictable and Predicted: The Usual Suspects.
The Gilded Rage
If we survive this, I hope I live long enough to find out what historians dub this period in US history.
The Great Madness has a certain ring to it.
The Great Madness has a certain ring to it.
August 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Predictable and Predicted: The Usual Suspects.
Imma join the FBI, mom.
I guess you don’t need a fancy college degree for going after political enemies
The FBI just scrapped its decades-old bachelor’s degree requirement for recruits—and slashed academy training from 18 weeks to 8. What could go wrong?
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/sh...
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/sh...
August 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Imma join the FBI, mom.
I mean, look at this mess of Indiana Lt Gov wearing no pants!
August 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I mean, look at this mess of Indiana Lt Gov wearing no pants!
This smug lil boy looks like he’s wearing no pants, which makes his dressing down by an audience member well-timed. What would @dieworkwear.bsky.social have to say, I wonder.
Sounds like he got all his learnin’ from Newsmax. #Indiana.
If you needed a sign that Republicans don't care about our constitutional rights, this is it.
August 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This smug lil boy looks like he’s wearing no pants, which makes his dressing down by an audience member well-timed. What would @dieworkwear.bsky.social have to say, I wonder.
I never really thought about what a knife fight might actually mean IRL. But this analysis tells me that it won’t end well, no matter how many times I watch West Side Story. After a lot of prayer and asking my wife, I realize that my weapon of practical choice has to be pepper spray.
Like regarding knives as a tool of violence, just don't bother unless you want to devote a hell of a lot of time to training.
No one wins a knife fight.
If you want an actual violent tool the order is gun > pepper spray > taser (not stun gun)
No one wins a knife fight.
If you want an actual violent tool the order is gun > pepper spray > taser (not stun gun)
July 31, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I never really thought about what a knife fight might actually mean IRL. But this analysis tells me that it won’t end well, no matter how many times I watch West Side Story. After a lot of prayer and asking my wife, I realize that my weapon of practical choice has to be pepper spray.
I love @boisedev.com but am sooo sick of luxury homes and rich people using their money for other rich people.
July 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I love @boisedev.com but am sooo sick of luxury homes and rich people using their money for other rich people.
June 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
This is my kind of civil disobedience. A Tesla truck turned past me the other day, and I gave a big thumbs down out the window. The driver honked back. Even the horn sounds stupid.
I for one still loudly make fun of Cybertruck owners when I see them in public and I willl never stop
Elon's lying.
This is still Musk's presidency.
He isn't stepping back.
He's loading up.
And #TeslaTakedown matters more than ever.
This is still Musk's presidency.
He isn't stepping back.
He's loading up.
And #TeslaTakedown matters more than ever.
May 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This is my kind of civil disobedience. A Tesla truck turned past me the other day, and I gave a big thumbs down out the window. The driver honked back. Even the horn sounds stupid.
I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.
I gave myself severe carpal tunnel by pulling weeds. Required surgery.
I gave myself severe carpal tunnel by pulling weeds. Required surgery.
I tore a knee ligament playing croquet.
What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
May 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.
I gave myself severe carpal tunnel by pulling weeds. Required surgery.
I gave myself severe carpal tunnel by pulling weeds. Required surgery.
@zebpalmer.com, do you know anything about the trent Felton 50501 Bluesky account? You seem to know things. I didn’t see your name on his list of followers.
April 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
@zebpalmer.com, do you know anything about the trent Felton 50501 Bluesky account? You seem to know things. I didn’t see your name on his list of followers.
Turns out the Kentucky Derby is making a lot of them inaccessible.
confused mathematician excited to see Conclave bc it's about inaccessible cardinals
April 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Turns out the Kentucky Derby is making a lot of them inaccessible.
Thanks for the reminder. @shutterbugcel.bsky.social just posted this, and I felt my jaw unclench.
As your friendly neighborhood feed builder, I have a pretty good pulse on the overall tone and mental health of Bluesky #Idaho. On that basis, let me just say:
We need to be posting more pictures of #pets and #mountains...
We need to be posting more pictures of #pets and #mountains...
April 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Thanks for the reminder. @shutterbugcel.bsky.social just posted this, and I felt my jaw unclench.
Came here to say the same, but this guy gets it.
Also the next sentence that only consisted of monosyllabic words was brilliant.
March 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Came here to say the same, but this guy gets it.
We are all Russians now.
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just taking tonight to really appreciate all these years of journalistic tut-tut-tutting about how over-the-top it was for anyone to focus on trump's affinity for russia and putin.
March 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
We are all Russians now.
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Injuries from whiplash incurred by the sudden sending, revising, and rescinding of executive orders (and/or the memos about them) will not be covered by insurance.
January 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Injuries from whiplash incurred by the sudden sending, revising, and rescinding of executive orders (and/or the memos about them) will not be covered by insurance.
Reposted by Ceci Thunes
Poetry Foundation chose Maggie Smith's "Good Bones" (a poem whose central metaphor is a real estate agent lying to you about the state of the world) the Poem of the Day today www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/...
Good Bones
Life is short, and I’ve shortened mine in a thousand delicious, ill-advised ways, a thousand deliciously ill-advised ways I’ll keep from my children.
www.poetryfoundation.org
January 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Poetry Foundation chose Maggie Smith's "Good Bones" (a poem whose central metaphor is a real estate agent lying to you about the state of the world) the Poem of the Day today www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/...
Polls that pop up while using an app, “How are we doing? Do you love the BitPretzel App?” Polls that pop up anywhere, really. “Do you love us? What specifically? Post your review on all your socials!”
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Polls that pop up while using an app, “How are we doing? Do you love the BitPretzel App?” Polls that pop up anywhere, really. “Do you love us? What specifically? Post your review on all your socials!”
The bots. They’re very imaginative.
January 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The bots. They’re very imaginative.
This is a brief tutorial on how to handle social media aggression.
In this case you have swung and missed on what the dunk here is, which is not "you're a bad speller" but "you speak British English and are, for the purposes of this post, British, a representative of one of the most extensive colonial regimes the world has ever known."
December 31, 2024 at 6:46 AM
This is a brief tutorial on how to handle social media aggression.
Kids opened up all their gifts, were very pleased and polite. Then they went right back to their iPads.
a woman with her mouth open and the words " i did this all for you " behind her
Alt: an exasperated woman with her mouth open and the words "I did this all for you.”
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Kids opened up all their gifts, were very pleased and polite. Then they went right back to their iPads.
I set my house on fire this week. We’re fine. Landlord is pissed, natch. So much so that he FIRED his management company, but he’s not evicting me. My lease will be renewed. So, yeah. It’s fine.
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine written on the bottom
Alt: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2024 at 12:41 AM
I set my house on fire this week. We’re fine. Landlord is pissed, natch. So much so that he FIRED his management company, but he’s not evicting me. My lease will be renewed. So, yeah. It’s fine.
We are not alone.
me: *starts the washer*
me, two minutes later: what's that noise
me, two minutes later: what's that noise
November 27, 2024 at 3:14 AM
We are not alone.
My girlfriend isn’t on Bluesky, so she won’t see me endorse this. Pineapple on pizza is just fine!
Pineapple goes on pizza, argue with ya MOMMA!
November 26, 2024 at 3:53 PM
My girlfriend isn’t on Bluesky, so she won’t see me endorse this. Pineapple on pizza is just fine!