Dasha
@dashasierra.com
🇫🇷 je suis française 🇦🇺 residing within
mini skirts, star trek, synthwave, programmer
pls address me as mademoiselle
There is *adult* content on my feed. No minors. If you don't like adult content, *look away now*!
DMs are switched off.
mini skirts, star trek, synthwave, programmer
pls address me as mademoiselle
There is *adult* content on my feed. No minors. If you don't like adult content, *look away now*!
DMs are switched off.
Jones in the Fast Lane taught me that if I paid my rent on time and studied and worked hard then I'm end up owning a house and being top dog and let me tell you how disappointed I am.
My favourite collective noun is, "bunch", mostly because it is funny.
"Yeah that's a bunch of crap"
"Yeah that's a bunch of crap"
February 10, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Jones in the Fast Lane taught me that if I paid my rent on time and studied and worked hard then I'm end up owning a house and being top dog and let me tell you how disappointed I am.
Picard spoiler alert: Geordi spent all his free time building a galaxy class starship in his garage. I think they glossed over that little factoid a little too briefly. my neighbour can't even install a fucking concrete slab in the space of a year, how the fuck did Geordi build a starship.
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Picard spoiler alert: Geordi spent all his free time building a galaxy class starship in his garage. I think they glossed over that little factoid a little too briefly. my neighbour can't even install a fucking concrete slab in the space of a year, how the fuck did Geordi build a starship.
Don't give a rats fat ass about Discord. They banned me two years ago for sending my own tits to a friend (consensually) in a DM. Not on a server, a DM.
The sooner you stop using it the better. They are not your friend; they are a bunch of fucking clowns, including their malfunctioning AI "Clyde".
The sooner you stop using it the better. They are not your friend; they are a bunch of fucking clowns, including their malfunctioning AI "Clyde".
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Don't give a rats fat ass about Discord. They banned me two years ago for sending my own tits to a friend (consensually) in a DM. Not on a server, a DM.
The sooner you stop using it the better. They are not your friend; they are a bunch of fucking clowns, including their malfunctioning AI "Clyde".
The sooner you stop using it the better. They are not your friend; they are a bunch of fucking clowns, including their malfunctioning AI "Clyde".
My favourite collective noun is, "bunch", mostly because it is funny.
"Yeah that's a bunch of crap"
"Yeah that's a bunch of crap"
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
My favourite collective noun is, "bunch", mostly because it is funny.
"Yeah that's a bunch of crap"
"Yeah that's a bunch of crap"
You know a guy is really into you when you discover he's been jerking off to your passport photo. I cannot stop laughing.
February 5, 2026 at 9:00 AM
You know a guy is really into you when you discover he's been jerking off to your passport photo. I cannot stop laughing.
Seriously, he says it *a lot* more than you realise. And if you also combine it with taking a shot when he says, "Shields Up!", you will likely need to get your stomach pumped.
He says it with such gusto! "Shields up! Red Alert!"
He says it with such gusto! "Shields up! Red Alert!"
Every time Riker says, "Red Alert!", take a shot. You won't remember the episode by the end.
February 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Seriously, he says it *a lot* more than you realise. And if you also combine it with taking a shot when he says, "Shields Up!", you will likely need to get your stomach pumped.
He says it with such gusto! "Shields up! Red Alert!"
He says it with such gusto! "Shields up! Red Alert!"
Every time Riker says, "Red Alert!", take a shot. You won't remember the episode by the end.
February 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Every time Riker says, "Red Alert!", take a shot. You won't remember the episode by the end.
I was told Pepsi Max tastes like balls.
I've tasted Pepsi Max, and I've tasted balls. (And I'm a raging lezzer) I assure you, balls taste way better than Pepsi Max.
I've tasted Pepsi Max, and I've tasted balls. (And I'm a raging lezzer) I assure you, balls taste way better than Pepsi Max.
February 4, 2026 at 6:29 AM
I was told Pepsi Max tastes like balls.
I've tasted Pepsi Max, and I've tasted balls. (And I'm a raging lezzer) I assure you, balls taste way better than Pepsi Max.
I've tasted Pepsi Max, and I've tasted balls. (And I'm a raging lezzer) I assure you, balls taste way better than Pepsi Max.
"FedEx Corp has taken the next step in spinning off FedEx Freight into its own publicly traded company." - USA Today
So can any of you business apes explain to me exactly what FedEx does once it is freightless? Because to me, this sounds like a blatant cash-grab for a company that's already public?
So can any of you business apes explain to me exactly what FedEx does once it is freightless? Because to me, this sounds like a blatant cash-grab for a company that's already public?
January 29, 2026 at 4:36 AM
"FedEx Corp has taken the next step in spinning off FedEx Freight into its own publicly traded company." - USA Today
So can any of you business apes explain to me exactly what FedEx does once it is freightless? Because to me, this sounds like a blatant cash-grab for a company that's already public?
So can any of you business apes explain to me exactly what FedEx does once it is freightless? Because to me, this sounds like a blatant cash-grab for a company that's already public?
I just saw the monthly subscription price for Autodesk Maya, I almost spat my coffee out; you people are gangsters!
Also why is there no spit-take emoji? The closest seems to be the puke emoji: 🤮
Also why is there no spit-take emoji? The closest seems to be the puke emoji: 🤮
January 23, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I just saw the monthly subscription price for Autodesk Maya, I almost spat my coffee out; you people are gangsters!
Also why is there no spit-take emoji? The closest seems to be the puke emoji: 🤮
Also why is there no spit-take emoji? The closest seems to be the puke emoji: 🤮
What is it with hetero-millennials and greyscale? Everything they own is either white, grey, or black. Car, sofa, clothes, bedspread, house, appliances, everything. There *are* colour options out there, they just choose to ignore them.
Waiting for the "disable saturation on your TV" trend to start.
Waiting for the "disable saturation on your TV" trend to start.
January 22, 2026 at 5:11 AM
What is it with hetero-millennials and greyscale? Everything they own is either white, grey, or black. Car, sofa, clothes, bedspread, house, appliances, everything. There *are* colour options out there, they just choose to ignore them.
Waiting for the "disable saturation on your TV" trend to start.
Waiting for the "disable saturation on your TV" trend to start.
I think that these apple TV shows' stories are just being made up as they go along. 😂
Hijack season two is hilariously ridiculous, or as I like to call it, "The taking of Alexanderplatz one two three".
Hijack season two is hilariously ridiculous, or as I like to call it, "The taking of Alexanderplatz one two three".
January 21, 2026 at 9:54 AM
I think that these apple TV shows' stories are just being made up as they go along. 😂
Hijack season two is hilariously ridiculous, or as I like to call it, "The taking of Alexanderplatz one two three".
Hijack season two is hilariously ridiculous, or as I like to call it, "The taking of Alexanderplatz one two three".
There's very little meat in this gym mat.
January 21, 2026 at 6:53 AM
There's very little meat in this gym mat.
Watched a German film last night called "Run Lola, Run". It was good, recommend it if you're in the mood for a light hearted thriller.
January 20, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Watched a German film last night called "Run Lola, Run". It was good, recommend it if you're in the mood for a light hearted thriller.
In 24 hours, I get freed from my arm and leg plasters, I can live a normal life again. Yay!!!
I have a lot of accidents. I average an ambulance ride to emergency once every two years.
The ED attending doctors and triage nurses all know me by name now... without ID. 😂 That's embarrassing.
I have a lot of accidents. I average an ambulance ride to emergency once every two years.
The ED attending doctors and triage nurses all know me by name now... without ID. 😂 That's embarrassing.
January 19, 2026 at 11:27 PM
In 24 hours, I get freed from my arm and leg plasters, I can live a normal life again. Yay!!!
I have a lot of accidents. I average an ambulance ride to emergency once every two years.
The ED attending doctors and triage nurses all know me by name now... without ID. 😂 That's embarrassing.
I have a lot of accidents. I average an ambulance ride to emergency once every two years.
The ED attending doctors and triage nurses all know me by name now... without ID. 😂 That's embarrassing.
"I'm going to go listen to the dog", said no one ever.
January 19, 2026 at 10:01 PM
"I'm going to go listen to the dog", said no one ever.
Happy USS Enterprise Day to people who use the correct date format! 🖖
Hopefully bsky doesn't make too much of a blurry mess out of this image, but I suspect it will.
Hopefully bsky doesn't make too much of a blurry mess out of this image, but I suspect it will.
January 17, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Happy USS Enterprise Day to people who use the correct date format! 🖖
Hopefully bsky doesn't make too much of a blurry mess out of this image, but I suspect it will.
Hopefully bsky doesn't make too much of a blurry mess out of this image, but I suspect it will.
oh yay it's harry pothead and the who gives a flying rats fat ass
January 15, 2026 at 8:32 AM
oh yay it's harry pothead and the who gives a flying rats fat ass
As far as I can ascertain, mental asylums always have two types of patients:
Deluded manic male with bleached tipped hair, and a ridiculously horny girl who has been smoking the devil's lettuce since the cradle.
Deluded manic male with bleached tipped hair, and a ridiculously horny girl who has been smoking the devil's lettuce since the cradle.
January 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
As far as I can ascertain, mental asylums always have two types of patients:
Deluded manic male with bleached tipped hair, and a ridiculously horny girl who has been smoking the devil's lettuce since the cradle.
Deluded manic male with bleached tipped hair, and a ridiculously horny girl who has been smoking the devil's lettuce since the cradle.
farnarkel (v.) / ˈfɑːnɑːkəl / :
to give the appearance of being incredibly productive while in fact doing absolutely nothing.
to give the appearance of being incredibly productive while in fact doing absolutely nothing.
I am most excellent at farnarkeling in the workplace.
January 14, 2026 at 6:43 PM
farnarkel (v.) / ˈfɑːnɑːkəl / :
to give the appearance of being incredibly productive while in fact doing absolutely nothing.
to give the appearance of being incredibly productive while in fact doing absolutely nothing.
I am most excellent at farnarkeling in the workplace.
January 14, 2026 at 7:40 AM
I am most excellent at farnarkeling in the workplace.
Had a bad mental health day, so going to watch my favourite TNG episode: Starship Mine.
It makes me laugh every time...
Space barnacles!!
It makes me laugh every time...
Space barnacles!!
January 11, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Had a bad mental health day, so going to watch my favourite TNG episode: Starship Mine.
It makes me laugh every time...
Space barnacles!!
It makes me laugh every time...
Space barnacles!!
I swear my air conditioning hasn't been switched off all week.
The boys at the power plant are working overtime. 🏭
Keep shovelling, boys!
The boys at the power plant are working overtime. 🏭
Keep shovelling, boys!
a blurred image of a man with the words www.bandicam.com on the bottom right
Alt: Bunch of dudes shovelling coal and stoking fires to keep Dasha cool on a hot summer day.
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January 10, 2026 at 8:33 AM
I swear my air conditioning hasn't been switched off all week.
The boys at the power plant are working overtime. 🏭
Keep shovelling, boys!
The boys at the power plant are working overtime. 🏭
Keep shovelling, boys!
I cut my finger pushing an ibuprofen tablet out of a blister pack. Not sure if that is irony or not. Regardless, didn't get hit by a bus today so all things considered I have very little to complain about.
January 9, 2026 at 10:32 AM
I cut my finger pushing an ibuprofen tablet out of a blister pack. Not sure if that is irony or not. Regardless, didn't get hit by a bus today so all things considered I have very little to complain about.