Dasha
@dashasierra.com
🇫🇷 je suis française 🇦🇺 residing within
mini skirts, star trek, synthwave, pilot
pls address me as mademoiselle
There is *adult* content on my feed. No minors. If you don't like adult content, *look away now*!
mini skirts, star trek, synthwave, pilot
pls address me as mademoiselle
There is *adult* content on my feed. No minors. If you don't like adult content, *look away now*!
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Dasha
@dashasierra.com
· Oct 5
It still is for me. idgaf sex is great
i remember when bsky was abt sexting in public
Oh hi recruiters and work colleagues! I suggest not looking at my media tab.
If Windows 11 would stop asking me to install Windows 11, I'd really appreciate it!
(jeez what a shit show this OS is)
(jeez what a shit show this OS is)
October 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If Windows 11 would stop asking me to install Windows 11, I'd really appreciate it!
(jeez what a shit show this OS is)
(jeez what a shit show this OS is)
The root cause of tech outages increasing in frequency and impact is because businesses keep firing experienced engineers in their annual game of redundancy roulette.
That's it. That's the only reason. Insert mic drop here.
That's it. That's the only reason. Insert mic drop here.
October 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The root cause of tech outages increasing in frequency and impact is because businesses keep firing experienced engineers in their annual game of redundancy roulette.
That's it. That's the only reason. Insert mic drop here.
That's it. That's the only reason. Insert mic drop here.
My power company lets me name my power and natural gas accounts, so I named them Sparky, and Stinky.
I'm so mature. 😇
I'm so mature. 😇
October 15, 2025 at 7:17 AM
My power company lets me name my power and natural gas accounts, so I named them Sparky, and Stinky.
I'm so mature. 😇
I'm so mature. 😇
My mons and majora sure do look good in these shorts.
October 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My mons and majora sure do look good in these shorts.
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The world needs sexual liberation. We should be fucking our friends as casually as we have lunch with them.
August 31, 2024 at 10:10 AM
The world needs sexual liberation. We should be fucking our friends as casually as we have lunch with them.
When I'm not flying planes I'm experimenting with casual fashion.
My boobs look great in this top. Also it matches the pleated skirt.
Yes you may squeeze them. 💕
My boobs look great in this top. Also it matches the pleated skirt.
Yes you may squeeze them. 💕
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
When I'm not flying planes I'm experimenting with casual fashion.
My boobs look great in this top. Also it matches the pleated skirt.
Yes you may squeeze them. 💕
My boobs look great in this top. Also it matches the pleated skirt.
Yes you may squeeze them. 💕
John Romero liked my game? That's about it. Otherwise nothing has happened on social media that wouldn't have happened in meat-space anyway.
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
John Romero liked my game? That's about it. Otherwise nothing has happened on social media that wouldn't have happened in meat-space anyway.
Legs! I love legs. 😍
October 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Legs! I love legs. 😍
The chicken shop ran out of chocolate mousse! 😡
October 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The chicken shop ran out of chocolate mousse! 😡
Australia really is other worldly. You do not need to go to Mars.
October 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Australia really is other worldly. You do not need to go to Mars.
Oh hi recruiters and work colleagues! I suggest not looking at my media tab.
It still is for me. idgaf sex is great
i remember when bsky was abt sexting in public
October 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Oh hi recruiters and work colleagues! I suggest not looking at my media tab.
It still is for me. idgaf sex is great
i remember when bsky was abt sexting in public
October 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
It still is for me. idgaf sex is great
Sunday is apparently National Leaf-blower Day.
So, y'know, go ahead and use a leaf blower to clear your driveway for 40 minutes instead of a hard bristled broom you lazy fucks.
So, y'know, go ahead and use a leaf blower to clear your driveway for 40 minutes instead of a hard bristled broom you lazy fucks.
October 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Sunday is apparently National Leaf-blower Day.
So, y'know, go ahead and use a leaf blower to clear your driveway for 40 minutes instead of a hard bristled broom you lazy fucks.
So, y'know, go ahead and use a leaf blower to clear your driveway for 40 minutes instead of a hard bristled broom you lazy fucks.
This video also for whenever I use chatgpt.
I really, really stink at mini-golf.
Every time I hit the ball, it does something stupid and I shout out like Ricardo:
Every time I hit the ball, it does something stupid and I shout out like Ricardo:
October 4, 2025 at 8:31 AM
This video also for whenever I use chatgpt.
I really, really stink at mini-golf.
Every time I hit the ball, it does something stupid and I shout out like Ricardo:
Every time I hit the ball, it does something stupid and I shout out like Ricardo:
October 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I really, really stink at mini-golf.
Every time I hit the ball, it does something stupid and I shout out like Ricardo:
Every time I hit the ball, it does something stupid and I shout out like Ricardo:
I introduced Flo to, The KLF- Doctorin the Tardis... And now she hates me and can't stop singing it.
Doctor whoooo... Hey!
Doctor who. 🎶
Now you may hate me as well.
Doctor whoooo... Hey!
Doctor who. 🎶
Now you may hate me as well.
October 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I introduced Flo to, The KLF- Doctorin the Tardis... And now she hates me and can't stop singing it.
Doctor whoooo... Hey!
Doctor who. 🎶
Now you may hate me as well.
Doctor whoooo... Hey!
Doctor who. 🎶
Now you may hate me as well.
#nsfw cw: smut, sex, etc
I am incredibly horny, and as a vagina haver, I was wondering which one of you would like to rail me right now (pls) I *need* it I'm ovulating like a salmon 💦
I am incredibly horny, and as a vagina haver, I was wondering which one of you would like to rail me right now (pls) I *need* it I'm ovulating like a salmon 💦
October 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
#nsfw cw: smut, sex, etc
I am incredibly horny, and as a vagina haver, I was wondering which one of you would like to rail me right now (pls) I *need* it I'm ovulating like a salmon 💦
I am incredibly horny, and as a vagina haver, I was wondering which one of you would like to rail me right now (pls) I *need* it I'm ovulating like a salmon 💦
before I log off for the evening let me give you some excellent life advice:
Nothing gets you a promotion faster than telling your boss, "told you so!", then walking away. 🤣
Nothing gets you a promotion faster than telling your boss, "told you so!", then walking away. 🤣
September 28, 2025 at 8:19 AM
before I log off for the evening let me give you some excellent life advice:
Nothing gets you a promotion faster than telling your boss, "told you so!", then walking away. 🤣
Nothing gets you a promotion faster than telling your boss, "told you so!", then walking away. 🤣
Finally over Australia. (This flight is *too* long) Melbourne is down there, somewhere... (why is Melbourne always cloudy?)
See you in an hour, Sydney.
See you in an hour, Sydney.
September 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Finally over Australia. (This flight is *too* long) Melbourne is down there, somewhere... (why is Melbourne always cloudy?)
See you in an hour, Sydney.
See you in an hour, Sydney.
crikey dingo that's a bonza laugh
September 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
crikey dingo that's a bonza laugh
Why is a cloaking device called a cloaking device? Why not go whole-hog and call the engines a thrusting device, or a light globe an illumination device?
a space ship is flying through the stars in a dark space
Alt: A Klingon Bird of Prey turning invisible via the abstract technology known as, "a cloaking device".
media.tenor.com
September 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Why is a cloaking device called a cloaking device? Why not go whole-hog and call the engines a thrusting device, or a light globe an illumination device?
Still a 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 too cool for midriffs this morning. Come on summer, hurry up! ⛅
September 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Still a 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 too cool for midriffs this morning. Come on summer, hurry up! ⛅
Good news, everyone! AI can now beat captchas. So can we all dump that bullshit from our websites now please? It's ableist crap.
Rant complete! Resume your doom scrolling.
Rant complete! Resume your doom scrolling.
September 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Good news, everyone! AI can now beat captchas. So can we all dump that bullshit from our websites now please? It's ableist crap.
Rant complete! Resume your doom scrolling.
Rant complete! Resume your doom scrolling.