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catguruniks.bsky.social
Niks/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀
@catguruniks.bsky.social
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Nikkii/Niks. CHONKER. Foxy moron. Don't bother with me if you don't like cats or “cat speak”. Proud honorary Canadian/Aussie 🇨🇦🇦🇺 “Away and play doon yir ain end!” - Louise Bowman. Stinking. Calamari Jane. Queer af.
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Niks/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · Jan 24
“WOOOOAAAHHHH, BODYFOOOOORM! BODYFORM FOR YOOOOOOOOUUUUU!”
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itsflanoy.bsky.social
In honur of frend Flash (who nodt passedt away, no wurries! but leafing #catsofbluesky) We saloot you Captin! We will alweys miss yuor grate adbenshures an plunders. Long maye yuo plunder alle de meats IRL an maye yuor ladee wander in her traffels an imajinayshuns. Lubb yuo oranj brudder 🧡
Two orange cats with a herd of spotted pigs in the background on a lawn by a placid lake. The cat on the left is wearing a black eyepatch and a pirate hat with a piece of bacon stuck in it like a plume. The cat on the right is wearing a pirate hat and an eyepatch, both embellished with the Jolly Roger on them, and triumphantly carries a piece of bacon in his mouth.
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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noids.bsky.social
Nap time for Ziggy! 😺🩶🖤😺

#cats #catsky #adoptdontshop #tnr #communitycats #catsofbluesky #rescue #petsofbluesky
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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missybbbobtail.bsky.social
Every cat you meet is the best cat ever. Momma says I’m no exception. Happy FriYAY. 💚
Jinx the rabbit bobtail cat showing off her belly floof.
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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flyhappycat.bsky.social
@flashtastic.bsky.social
The plunder at Costco! After-party from a plunder. Cats on a boat! Cats on a rollercoaster! Cats on a boat in some rough seas with Flash on the far left in his pirate’s hat and eye-patch!
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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flyhappycat.bsky.social
🧡 Time for a reflection to our gud buddie, formearly known as Flash, Secretary of Meats!

@flashtastic.bsky.social

Thanks for the adventures pal!

(Part 1 of 2. Part 2 in comments!)
Flash and Happy in da Wild West, about to rob a train! Pleese notice our stylish boots! Funny, we always seem to be drinking after a plunder! Again cocktails at another house party! Hmmm, cocktails on the beach!
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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shadow-at-home.bsky.social
Good morning Fans Of Friday! 🖤This Cats Noir Friday I am showing you my 'Ooh, there's a noise at the door face'. I hope you like! 🖤😸🖤
#CatsNoirFriday #Cats #BlackCats #CatsOfBlueSky
A black and white picture of a black cat looking surprised. 🖤😉
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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flyhappycat.bsky.social
Wud up?

#koolhappy #cats
Calico cat grabbing at a blanky and exuding a cool kitty stance.
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
catguruniks.bsky.social
Waiting for a shitload of morphine to kick in
a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at someone .
ALT: a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at someone .
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November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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itsflanoy.bsky.social
McQ wundt to noe werr de henk Momb an Grambpa bin an wye dey haff dogge hares on dere shoos. Wut is de meenink of dis?? An also: howe dare!!!! #cats #catsofbluesky
A gray brown tabby cat with white paws, throat and chin sits on a wood kitchen chair beneath the table looking out at his people with his head tilted and a serious expression on his face. In the background and exposed aggregate, concrete floor, a counter stool, a kitchen counter and some walnut cabinets with a red tile backsplash
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
catguruniks.bsky.social
Robot #CatsNoirFriday
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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shohanabee76.bsky.social
Daily Kitty
The mysterious Xena shrouded in fog for Cats Noir Friday
#CatsNoirFriday #catsofbluesky #rescuecats #feralcats
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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itsflanoy.bsky.social
may yuo alweys habb de moast delinshus adbenshures Captin! @flashtastic.bsky.social
Two orange cats with a spotted pig in the background the cat on the left is wearing a black eyepatch and a pirate hat with a piece of bacon stuck in it like a plume. The cat on the right is wearing a pirate hat, an eyepatch with the jolly Roger on it and has a piece of bacon in his mouth.
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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busterkeaton.bsky.social
Buster Keaton, Roscoe Arbuckle and Jack Coogan Sr. in "Back Stage," 1919.

#oldhollywood #busterkeaton #silentfilm #damfino
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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itsflanoy.bsky.social
Habbiness is an warmb Momb #catsofbluesky
a close up of an orange cat with a white face relaxing on his Mombs lap. He has a pink nose and green eyes.
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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hippriest.bsky.social
It'll soon be Christmas
Another nazi cunt getting sparked
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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nnedi.bsky.social
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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bertie1.bsky.social
Tuodai ai onor ma deer frend, Flash on da eeve ov hims moovin onn tuo nu advenchurs. Hims wuz ma Cap’n an ma bestie, an ai shal miss hims hoomur an sens ov funn an happiness. Ai haz changud ma avatarr tuo onor hims. Ai wish yuo an yuo mombe Al th best an fank yew furr th smiyles an purrs. 😿
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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itsflanoy.bsky.social
Nayburhud watsh
#catsofbluesky
rear view of an XXL dark tabby kitten with an XXXL tail from behind. He is standard ng on the back of a button tufted white leather sofa with his white socks showing under his black stirrup pants. His front paws are on the windowsill the better to see what is happening. He looks out the window down and to the right as we see treetops beyond him
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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itsflanoy.bsky.social
McQ simbly cannodt beleef it Fridey alreddy! #cats #catsofbluesky
a gray brown tabby with a thick coat and round green eyes sits on a brown leather ottoman in a wood paneled living room. on the wall a neon Ford dealership clock and valance lighting. his expression as always is one of Surprise
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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itsflanoy.bsky.social
Gud mornink yuo sey? Arr yuo shure? yuo noe it wud porbly be X bone enshully bedder if yuo cud put down de fone an hustle ubb sun brenkfast Momb. #cats #orangecats #catsofbluesky
an orange cat with white face, chest and paws lies on a fleece blanket on the end of a bed. His left paw is extended. His green eyes look at the camera and the photographer with an expectant and slightly affronted expression.
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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lucybrown.bsky.social
Pawlie is using an old bed in a new place 🩶
#cats
Grey polydactyl kitty in grey cave bed
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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missymollymol.bsky.social
I know some of you think I spoil my cats but Harry was too tired to come down for dinner so he’s had his on a tray in bed

WHAT?
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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auggiethebeck.bsky.social
Tuodai Iz honor mai Bestie @flashtastic.bsky.social Himbs tha best of us an will bee missed. Tank youse Flash fur all youse hab dun fur owr community . Iz appresheate youse so much. Wishing you well on yoar new journey discovering whut lyfe has tuo offer. 🤍🧡
Auggie taking a quiet moment to honor his friend Flash who is off on life's new adventures. Thank you Flash and Flashes Mom for all you have done and helped us with. May you find all the joy and love this world has too offer.
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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flyhappycat.bsky.social
Farewell, thee great Flash! May your #plundercats adventures continue in your heart!

We lubs you, buddy!

@flashtastic.bsky.social
@auggiethebeck.bsky.social @clerox.bsky.social
@all-the-cats.bsky.social

#cats
Friends wishing Flash farewell on his new adventures!
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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jolo729.bsky.social
Hooman gettings dis Shadow an noo howse! Halpinks da hers doin an bild 😸😆🐈‍⬛
Gray cat lying in the middle of the pieces of a cardboard holiday cat house, batting the pieces around helpfully.
November 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM