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Niks/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀
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Nikkii/Niks. CHONKER. Foxy moron. Don't bother with me if you don't like cats or “cat speak”. Proud honorary Canadian/Aussie 🇨🇦🇦🇺 “Away and play doon yir ain end!” - Louise Bowman. Stinking. Calamari Jane. Queer af.
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“WOOOOAAAHHHH, BODYFOOOOORM! BODYFORM FOR YOOOOOOOOUUUUU!”
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In honur of frend Flash (who nodt passedt away, no wurries! but leafing #catsofbluesky) We saloot you Captin! We will alweys miss yuor grate adbenshures an plunders. Long maye yuo plunder alle de meats IRL an maye yuor ladee wander in her traffels an imajinayshuns. Lubb yuo oranj brudder 🧡
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Every cat you meet is the best cat ever. Momma says I’m no exception. Happy FriYAY. 💚
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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🧡 Time for a reflection to our gud buddie, formearly known as Flash, Secretary of Meats!

@flashtastic.bsky.social

Thanks for the adventures pal!

(Part 1 of 2. Part 2 in comments!)
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Good morning Fans Of Friday! 🖤This Cats Noir Friday I am showing you my 'Ooh, there's a noise at the door face'. I hope you like! 🖤😸🖤
#CatsNoirFriday #Cats #BlackCats #CatsOfBlueSky
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Waiting for a shitload of morphine to kick in
a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at someone .
ALT: a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at someone .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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McQ wundt to noe werr de henk Momb an Grambpa bin an wye dey haff dogge hares on dere shoos. Wut is de meenink of dis?? An also: howe dare!!!! #cats #catsofbluesky
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Daily Kitty
The mysterious Xena shrouded in fog for Cats Noir Friday
#CatsNoirFriday #catsofbluesky #rescuecats #feralcats
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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may yuo alweys habb de moast delinshus adbenshures Captin! @flashtastic.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Buster Keaton, Roscoe Arbuckle and Jack Coogan Sr. in "Back Stage," 1919.

#oldhollywood #busterkeaton #silentfilm #damfino
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Habbiness is an warmb Momb #catsofbluesky
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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It'll soon be Christmas
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Tuodai ai onor ma deer frend, Flash on da eeve ov hims moovin onn tuo nu advenchurs. Hims wuz ma Cap’n an ma bestie, an ai shal miss hims hoomur an sens ov funn an happiness. Ai haz changud ma avatarr tuo onor hims. Ai wish yuo an yuo mombe Al th best an fank yew furr th smiyles an purrs. 😿
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Nayburhud watsh
#catsofbluesky
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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McQ simbly cannodt beleef it Fridey alreddy! #cats #catsofbluesky
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Gud mornink yuo sey? Arr yuo shure? yuo noe it wud porbly be X bone enshully bedder if yuo cud put down de fone an hustle ubb sun brenkfast Momb. #cats #orangecats #catsofbluesky
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Pawlie is using an old bed in a new place 🩶
#cats
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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I know some of you think I spoil my cats but Harry was too tired to come down for dinner so he’s had his on a tray in bed

WHAT?
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Tuodai Iz honor mai Bestie @flashtastic.bsky.social Himbs tha best of us an will bee missed. Tank youse Flash fur all youse hab dun fur owr community . Iz appresheate youse so much. Wishing you well on yoar new journey discovering whut lyfe has tuo offer. 🤍🧡
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Farewell, thee great Flash! May your #plundercats adventures continue in your heart!

We lubs you, buddy!

@flashtastic.bsky.social
@auggiethebeck.bsky.social @clerox.bsky.social
@all-the-cats.bsky.social

#cats
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Hooman gettings dis Shadow an noo howse! Halpinks da hers doin an bild 😸😆🐈‍⬛
November 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM