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Bertie
@bertie1.bsky.social
Iz a siameese kitteh an Plundercat pilot who luvs toys an treets an ma Dade, jcollard.bsky.social
Iz a kat so Iz onlee follow udder kat akkounts. Sorree hooms! #plundercats
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#plundercats 🏴‍☠️
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Pore Storm. 😿 Returned a second time. NOT his fault at all, a family problem. Hes a big boy, stromg and hellthy.
January 4, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Deelivurin @itsflanoy.bsky.social Crispmouse kards, but awmoss gots eetun bi an Ayrebuss A350! Fankfullee. @toesknows.bsky.social warned th me awai frum th daynjurr!
January 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Gud morny, Oggie! Ai Howpe yuoze hadd a gud snoozle.
January 4, 2026 at 4:25 PM
A litol stretchie onna colde, wett morny.
January 4, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Wut?? Iz it morny alreddy? Ai haz a bitt ov a Silberviynn hangova dis morny, but ai ralley! Dades gunna haz dos stoopid pawball games onn. Itt porin rayne owtside, so no tuo manee Crittas tuo see. Mabbee ai jus stai in bed an snuggol tuodai. Aneewai, Happee Sunnydai, frends an #plundercats!
January 4, 2026 at 3:39 PM
January 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
(Saramales, German Dinner, an homemade mashed potatoes! I love leftovers from NYE!)
January 2, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Oh, wur freshe hekk Iz DIS, Dade??
January 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Dade reech owt an gib me th pets. Ai keens Bakk an givs th kissies.
January 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Furst pichur ov 2026! Iff ai kno ma Dade, itt won be th lasst.
Aneewai, happee nu yeer, frends!
January 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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East Bay peebel!
I’m facilitating the rehoming of two sweet cats who belonged to a friend who recently passed unexpectedly. They deserve a stable place to land. 2-3 year old bonded pair, one male one female. Please send me a DM if you have the interest and ability to care for these sweet voids. Located in Oakland.
January 1, 2026 at 4:56 PM
@hurricanetort.bsky.social Happee Mew Yeer, ma deer frend, Torteeya! Ai Howpe dat tings gett betta furr th yuose an yuo mombe dis yeer! We luvs th yuo, frend!
January 1, 2026 at 1:52 PM
@toesknows.bsky.social ai didunt gett a Mew Yeerz Eev kissie frum th yuose! Wud yuo liyke wun? 💋
January 1, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Sorree evrywun, rite in th middol ov evryting ma dades fone died! Ai jus wantud tuo sai dat dis wuz a Vv wunderful ebbent, an itt Iz becuz ov all ov yuo - ma frends - dat mayde itt so speshul! Ai luvs eech an evry wun ov th yuose. Happee Mew Yeer, Plundercats an Frends! Tuo 2026! #plundercatNYE
January 1, 2026 at 12:01 AM
@carmeldb.bsky.social (my house is completely surrounded by crows! I am not sure what is going on.
December 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
GO GUNTHER! GO GUNTHER! GO GUNTHER! #plundercatsNYE
December 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Ai Howpe dat evrywun enjoid th fiyrewurks ova Lundun. Nowe, th bar Iz opun an so Iz th danse floor! Plundercats, go gett yuo gruuve onn!! #plundercatsNYE
December 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
HAPPEE MEW YEER!!!!!!!!!!!!#plundercatsNYE
December 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
OK EVRYWUN IZ COWNTDOWN TIYME! IFFEN YUO WUD, COM OWT ONTUO TH MAIN DEKK! #plundercatsNYE
December 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
HAAAAY FRENDS! IZ EVERBUDDEE HAZZIN A GUD TIYME??
#plundercatsNYE
December 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
(Suddenly, confetti descends from the ceiling over the ballroom. But it’s not normal confetti - it’s Silvervine-infused krinkle paper, cut up into confetti! Courtesy of @auggiethebeck.bsky.social Oggie/Princess Buttercup and their Mom! #plundercats
December 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Dis Iz Mollie, sumwun Pleese gett th her owt on th floor! #plundercatsNYE
December 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Sumwun wanna DeeJay dis pawty? Ma paws Iz a litol full rite nowe!
December 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Sumwun Pleese get Niles owt on th danse floore! @nilesandlaura.bsky.social
#plundercatsNYE
December 31, 2025 at 8:28 PM