Your mind is obviously protecting itself. Quite right too! 😹😹

Haha, no, this was a video clip of da critta gyrating, wearing stockings and suspenders! Absolutely terrifying!! 🙀🙀🙀

Oh, absolutely! If there are any meat products in da critta's possession, Robot will find them and ensure that he hands them over! She will not let this matter drop!

The Rock Star was my bestest boy 🥲 He adored Robot, but she hated him and used to bapbapbap him any chance she got. He was so good and patient with her. He just wanted to be pals, but Roby would have none of it. It was quite comical really 😹

Robot is going to bleed da critta dry of all his cullin stink reserbs and coos! He won't know what's hit him!

Oh, you poor wee thing! 🫂 It was so disturbing! 🙀 He posted it again today and poor Flash had the misfortune of seeing it! 🙀🙀

She's so clever! Until December of 2018, I had a doggo, Rocky. Every time I fed him, I would put his dish down, step back, and he'd wait until I saluted him and said “ok!” before eating. If I didn't do it, he'd just sit and stare at me and not eat his dinner. This is Rocky dog. I miss him terribly 😥

Ah, gotcha! I'll be using it all the time now, just so I don't seem ancient 😹

No idea what that means! 😹

“Oaghe! Fank tha yuo, bestey Flash! Mine mumy sez ime be vary clebber 🥰”

I'm not 100% certain, but I think it's how young 'uns talk these days. I'm old, so I don't know what any of it actually means, I'm just parroting what I've heard 😹😹

Da language ov da street, bruv!

I'm so sorry you're struggling 🫂 Robot and I send heaps of love ❤️

(Robot says “plz ekskyooze mine crosty eye”)

This is very clever! I don't have a photo or video of her doing it, unfortunately, but if I hold up my palm in front of Robot and say “gimme five”, she does just that! She only does it if I say the words. She then gets a chin rub and a treat. It's very cute 🥰

Peng af bro!