Niks/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀
@catguruniks.bsky.social
Nikkii/Niks. CHONKER. Foxy moron. Don't bother with me if you don't like cats or “cat speak”. Proud honorary Canadian/Aussie 🇨🇦🇦🇺 “Away and play doon yir ain end!” - Louise Bowman. Stinking. Calamari Jane. Queer af.
Just found this photo I took of Robot's little gorilla bewbz years ago. Creasing! 😹
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Just found this photo I took of Robot's little gorilla bewbz years ago. Creasing! 😹
Aww, poor törkey bebby. I hope he managed to work it out. I love törkeys. My fave was a boy named Cornelius (Corno), who was a sibling of Esther the Wonder Pig. Both Corno and Esther are sadly no longer with us 😿 I love this photo of them together 🥰
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Aww, poor törkey bebby. I hope he managed to work it out. I love törkeys. My fave was a boy named Cornelius (Corno), who was a sibling of Esther the Wonder Pig. Both Corno and Esther are sadly no longer with us 😿 I love this photo of them together 🥰
✨PPFFFFBBBBTT✨ - Robot
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
✨PPFFFFBBBBTT✨ - Robot
She's so clever! Until December of 2018, I had a doggo, Rocky. Every time I fed him, I would put his dish down, step back, and he'd wait until I saluted him and said “ok!” before eating. If I didn't do it, he'd just sit and stare at me and not eat his dinner. This is Rocky dog. I miss him terribly 😥
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
She's so clever! Until December of 2018, I had a doggo, Rocky. Every time I fed him, I would put his dish down, step back, and he'd wait until I saluted him and said “ok!” before eating. If I didn't do it, he'd just sit and stare at me and not eat his dinner. This is Rocky dog. I miss him terribly 😥
I'm so sorry you're struggling 🫂 Robot and I send heaps of love ❤️
(Robot says “plz ekskyooze mine crosty eye”)
(Robot says “plz ekskyooze mine crosty eye”)
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I'm so sorry you're struggling 🫂 Robot and I send heaps of love ❤️
(Robot says “plz ekskyooze mine crosty eye”)
(Robot says “plz ekskyooze mine crosty eye”)
I'm celebrating Critta Appreciation Day by wearing my critta t-shirt! He's a bad lad, but we wouldn't have him any other way! #Plundercats #Critta
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I'm celebrating Critta Appreciation Day by wearing my critta t-shirt! He's a bad lad, but we wouldn't have him any other way! #Plundercats #Critta
My girl, Robot, has got Rollie's back! All her work for kittehs in need is pro bono. Tell Rollie to give her a call!
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
My girl, Robot, has got Rollie's back! All her work for kittehs in need is pro bono. Tell Rollie to give her a call!
“Where's your fucking poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
“Where's your fucking poppy?”
“O hai!” 😹
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
“O hai!” 😹
Booked the Snooze hotel in Brighton for when I see Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds next summer. This is an example of one of the rooms. It makes my eyes bleed, but I love it!
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Booked the Snooze hotel in Brighton for when I see Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds next summer. This is an example of one of the rooms. It makes my eyes bleed, but I love it!
Me, flirting
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Me, flirting
Where's your fucking poppy?
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Where's your fucking poppy?
I really miss it not being officially a Friday until David Lynch said so
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I really miss it not being officially a Friday until David Lynch said so
Hi, Vera! Meet Planty 🥰
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Hi, Vera! Meet Planty 🥰
Reppin' Plundercat Air in Bridlington, UK today, as I go to my wound clinic appointment #Plundercats
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Reppin' Plundercat Air in Bridlington, UK today, as I go to my wound clinic appointment #Plundercats
Robot advises that you may be entitled to at least TEN (10) times the amount of treats! Give her a call, and she will be happy to sue your hoom for compensation, pro bono, as always. She is confident that she will win!
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Robot advises that you may be entitled to at least TEN (10) times the amount of treats! Give her a call, and she will be happy to sue your hoom for compensation, pro bono, as always. She is confident that she will win!
Oldest selfie in my phone. 2009, when I had discernible cheekbones and only one chin 😹
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Oldest selfie in my phone. 2009, when I had discernible cheekbones and only one chin 😹
BUNDT! Keep it going, folks!
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
BUNDT! Keep it going, folks!
I love my Limmy mug
November 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I love my Limmy mug
@film-authority.bsky.social I ordered a Wotch Owt, Da Critta Abowt t-shirt in red! I'm looking forward to wearing it to warn everyone about you! 😹
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
@film-authority.bsky.social I ordered a Wotch Owt, Da Critta Abowt t-shirt in red! I'm looking forward to wearing it to warn everyone about you! 😹
Yep. Robot loves ER, which we re-watch often. Her fave is Dr. Greene. When I say “we”, I mean SHE re-watches it often. I just watch the back of her head. As my late dad would say “she makes a better door than a window” 😹
November 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Yep. Robot loves ER, which we re-watch often. Her fave is Dr. Greene. When I say “we”, I mean SHE re-watches it often. I just watch the back of her head. As my late dad would say “she makes a better door than a window” 😹
Haha! You've reminded me of this photo I found on the interwebz.
“Find somewhere else to hang your tea towel, Sandra. You pervert.”
“Find somewhere else to hang your tea towel, Sandra. You pervert.”
November 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Haha! You've reminded me of this photo I found on the interwebz.
“Find somewhere else to hang your tea towel, Sandra. You pervert.”
“Find somewhere else to hang your tea towel, Sandra. You pervert.”