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catguruniks.bsky.social
Niks/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀
@catguruniks.bsky.social
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Nikkii/Niks. CHONKER. Foxy moron. Don't bother with me if you don't like cats or “cat speak”. Proud honorary Canadian/Aussie 🇨🇦🇦🇺 “Away and play doon yir ain end!” - Louise Bowman. Stinking. Calamari Jane. Queer af.
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Niks/Cat Guru/Two-Eyes Bottomley 👀 @catguruniks.bsky.social · Jan 24
“WOOOOAAAHHHH, BODYFOOOOORM! BODYFORM FOR YOOOOOOOOUUUUU!”
catguruniks.bsky.social
Giant Wotsits for pre-dinner dinner, lads!
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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flashtastic.bsky.social
Peebelz! Thiz won ov tha ma’s speshul acshuns Iz dew two rekwest treatos orr wen Iz heer a stick ov stringg cheez oban! Yuoze gotz ani speshul triccs two bamboozal yuoze hooms? #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky #orangecats
Orange cat with paws on his humans legs. Both are standing up and he’s looking up at the camera
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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catworkers.bsky.social
Would you join his book club?
A black cat sitting in front of an open book
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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pastpostcard.bsky.social
Feeling very sore - had it off all night with a divorced guy. "Coming" back tonight - has to climb in through the window. Feeling very shaky.
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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lucybrown.bsky.social
Treats!!
#cats
7 kitties in bedroom
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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missymollymol.bsky.social
Jess is the king of the castle
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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film-authority.bsky.social
It's so ----ed I can't believe it
If there's a way I wish we'd see it
How could it work just can't conceive it
Oh what a mess it's just to leave it
Sometimes I don't thrill you
Sometimes I think I'll kill you
Just don't let me ----up will you?
'cause when I need a friend it's still you

Dinosaur Jr.
Jake and Joe are cats.
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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gonzo.bsky.social
Behaviores Report: 90% goode 10% trespaced on hellocobber shelve twisce
Orange and white cat on a cat tree. He has just exited the helicopter shelf. His behavior report is 90% good, 10% trespassed on the helicopter shelf twice.
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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catworkers.bsky.social
Orange will serve you now.

📸 catcafe_chigura
A ginger cat on a cash register in a Japanese cat cafe.
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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parkinkatt.bsky.social
NO BANGERZ TONITE
Photo of a ginger and white cat half sitting up on a green and white blanket.
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
be there or be square!

me:
a poorly drawn uni the cat shaped like a square uni is a tuxedo cat with bright yellow eyes, and a white chest that contrasts with its black fur, and he’s looking like a square in the picture
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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luketablewalker.bsky.social
dadey are teachimg me gonpewter! hurts mine littol oranch bransell tho
An orange cat sits in his human’s lap at a desk. The human is reaching forward, and the cat is looking intently in the same direction.
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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mobydickatsea.bsky.social
I’ve known some ships made of dead trees outlast the lives of men made of the most vital stuff of vital fathers.
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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eatmyhalo.bsky.social
“Has he shit himself?”
Rod Stewart standing in front of an orchestra, legs wide apart, with an ‘oof’ expression on his face
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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olliewilliams.bsky.social
Ok. So. Ime art.

#catsofbluesky #cats
Ollie the tabby cat is laying on a pink blanket. His front paw is outstretched and his mum is touching it with her finger. They are trying to recreate The Creation of Adam artwork.
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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smillapanfur.bsky.social
HaNging out whiff Moine aRt coLLeCtion,,
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Whoomst disturbes the Queen? Photo from my collection, 1953.
Black and white photo of a beautiful shorthaired calico cat lying on her side on a lawn. Her body faces away from the camera but her head is turned back toward the viewer with a slightly annoyed expression.
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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davewagner.bsky.social
and even then, it's probably 50/50
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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davewagner.bsky.social
an absolute tank of a cat. nothing short of an enriched uranium shell could knock this solid boy over
An orange and white cat looks sturdy
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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flyhappycat.bsky.social
The latest decorating trend for the holidays is here! “Cat Draping!”

#worksinsteadofthrows #usedforchairsorsofas
#happylovestobedraped
#cats
Calico cat seen draped over the back of a dining chair! Cat draping may also be used on couches or recliners!
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
catguruniks.bsky.social
LAZY LEGGIE
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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hamsterhaven.bsky.social
What's the silliest photo your have of your hamster

#HamsterLife #CuteHamsters #HamsterLove
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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gonzo.bsky.social
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Itis chilli and i wilbe cozy in bed fore tha upcoming footure
Orange and white cat cuddled up in bed. He says, "good morning Gonzobongos! It's chilly and I'll be cozy in bed for the upcoming future."
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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catworkers.bsky.social
Discovered a new source of kinetic energy.
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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all-the-cats.bsky.social
Ohhhh my cold dead heart. Teddy looks so adorable! ❤️❤️❤️❤️💋💋💋💋
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM