The Lolly Dahma
@castorp0llux.bsky.social
General doer of things to avoid laundry and reality. Music junky. Jaded Optimist. Positive Nihilist. Middle of nowhere Northwoods.
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The Lolly Dahma
@castorp0llux.bsky.social
· Jul 31
Life’s too short for shitty playlists
Life is weird.
Then it’s really weird.
Then you’re too tired to care.
Then it’s really weird.
Then you’re too tired to care.
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Life is weird.
Then it’s really weird.
Then you’re too tired to care.
Then it’s really weird.
Then you’re too tired to care.
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Can you imagine if they made schoolhouse rock videos about how government works now
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Can you imagine if they made schoolhouse rock videos about how government works now
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Sometimes I'll sit and contemplate the meaning of life and other times I'll wonder if the plural of manatee is 'manatees' or 'menatee'
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Sometimes I'll sit and contemplate the meaning of life and other times I'll wonder if the plural of manatee is 'manatees' or 'menatee'
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In an ideal world, the Antichrist and the President of the United States would be two different people
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
In an ideal world, the Antichrist and the President of the United States would be two different people
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who up making false promises to themselves tomorrow morning
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
who up making false promises to themselves tomorrow morning
Damn, guess I gotta pick a new starting word again…
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Damn, guess I gotta pick a new starting word again…
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Listen to more Nina Simone.
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Listen to more Nina Simone.
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
I’ve named a knife “Just Menopause” so the next person who suggests my autoimmune problems are ‘just menopause so I should just get over it’, ima stab’em and be like, what, it’s “Just Menopause” you should just get over it.
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I’ve named a knife “Just Menopause” so the next person who suggests my autoimmune problems are ‘just menopause so I should just get over it’, ima stab’em and be like, what, it’s “Just Menopause” you should just get over it.
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"What's wrong?"
Every single thing, bitch. Don't be stupid.
Every single thing, bitch. Don't be stupid.
October 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"What's wrong?"
Every single thing, bitch. Don't be stupid.
Every single thing, bitch. Don't be stupid.
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Silencing smart people so dumb people won’t be offended is like unplugging the smoke alarm so the fire won’t feel bad.
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Silencing smart people so dumb people won’t be offended is like unplugging the smoke alarm so the fire won’t feel bad.
When in doubt, eat a ridiculously large bowl of cereal.
October 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
When in doubt, eat a ridiculously large bowl of cereal.
took the time to say hi to the lake this morning and i got was…
October 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
took the time to say hi to the lake this morning and i got was…
Going back to work after a week off be like
a man in a suit and tie is saying " i can 't do this "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " i can 't do this "
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Going back to work after a week off be like
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I got in touch with my inner child and she's a bitch too
October 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I got in touch with my inner child and she's a bitch too
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Not all of existence is terrible I guess.
October 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Not all of existence is terrible I guess.
Y’ever just kinda burn out on existence?
October 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Y’ever just kinda burn out on existence?
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I sometimes wonder what people who type “u” instead of “you” do with all that time they’ve saved.
October 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I sometimes wonder what people who type “u” instead of “you” do with all that time they’ve saved.
Majestic creature, in her full splendor: the ancient retired racing husky.
October 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Majestic creature, in her full splendor: the ancient retired racing husky.
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Missed connection 2600 BC:
You landed in an alien ship and showed us how to build the Pyramids. I was getting my hand cut off for stealing a pig.
You landed in an alien ship and showed us how to build the Pyramids. I was getting my hand cut off for stealing a pig.
October 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Missed connection 2600 BC:
You landed in an alien ship and showed us how to build the Pyramids. I was getting my hand cut off for stealing a pig.
You landed in an alien ship and showed us how to build the Pyramids. I was getting my hand cut off for stealing a pig.
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Hammer pants are just carpenter pants that are ultra-specialized.
October 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Hammer pants are just carpenter pants that are ultra-specialized.
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First hacker to leak the Epstein Files gets a Nobel Peace Prize.
October 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
First hacker to leak the Epstein Files gets a Nobel Peace Prize.