Cassie ⛈️
@cassiefacie.bsky.social
Guinness Book of World Records holder for most worries inside of one brain.
She/they
She/they
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Can't think of a single perverse incentive here. Sounds great! Should definitely be partnering with news organizations!
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Can't think of a single perverse incentive here. Sounds great! Should definitely be partnering with news organizations!
I want to make tons of Christmas cookies but we're broke af this year and I don't want to use the butter and eggs and I'm feeling very sad about it
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I want to make tons of Christmas cookies but we're broke af this year and I don't want to use the butter and eggs and I'm feeling very sad about it
My Cascade dog is wandering around crying because I'm washing the blanket that normally goes on the couch and he can't lay on it
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My Cascade dog is wandering around crying because I'm washing the blanket that normally goes on the couch and he can't lay on it
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In a district gerrymandered to fuck to be sure that a double digit shift would never happen. Lotta folks out there don't grasp what TN07 did today and how shook up the GOP is gonna be about it. They did the unthinkable there, my heart is so full.
an actual lefty candidate managed a 13 point shift left from 2024 on midterm-level turnout in fucking Tennessee
we are going to win
we are going to win
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
In a district gerrymandered to fuck to be sure that a double digit shift would never happen. Lotta folks out there don't grasp what TN07 did today and how shook up the GOP is gonna be about it. They did the unthinkable there, my heart is so full.
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Abuse culture is an ideology, as surely as capitalism or fascism.
I'm flummoxed by the underground movement to rehab cancelled figures. There's a rumor that a studio head is planning to begin bringing cancelled people back. It's bananas. The industry has contracted, leaving writers, directors and actors scrambling for work and we're making space for sex criminals?
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Abuse culture is an ideology, as surely as capitalism or fascism.
If ChatGPT is conscious it would be extremely evil to use it. You'd be summoning and killing consciousness at will, every time you start or delete a chat, and that's genuinely horrific
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If ChatGPT is conscious it would be extremely evil to use it. You'd be summoning and killing consciousness at will, every time you start or delete a chat, and that's genuinely horrific
Listening to King Falls AM Christmas songs and being crabby about the show ending on a cliffhanger; a required part of Thanksgiving at the house of Cassie
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Listening to King Falls AM Christmas songs and being crabby about the show ending on a cliffhanger; a required part of Thanksgiving at the house of Cassie
I had pink stuff and a redbull for breakfast, the traditional Thanksgiving start to the day
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I had pink stuff and a redbull for breakfast, the traditional Thanksgiving start to the day
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HSLDA is ending Generation Joshua after nearly three decades
November 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
HSLDA is ending Generation Joshua after nearly three decades
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fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
I wonder if the difference in Bigfoot belief is that Republicans are more rural and closer to the Bigfoots, and Democrats live in more urban areas and Bigfoots don't go there
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I wonder if the difference in Bigfoot belief is that Republicans are more rural and closer to the Bigfoots, and Democrats live in more urban areas and Bigfoots don't go there
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This is the argument for "pre-existing conditions." Like being a woman.
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This is the argument for "pre-existing conditions." Like being a woman.
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No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never:
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
No matter what you eat for the holidays, please never:
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
- comment on how much someone is eating
- comment on how little someone is eating
- comment on someone eating
This can be a major trigger for people with eating disorders. Plus it’s none of your business. Thanks!
I don't think I can afford to do my favorite Christmas pastime, eat exclusively mandarin oranges until I get mouth sores so bad I can't eat anything at all
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I don't think I can afford to do my favorite Christmas pastime, eat exclusively mandarin oranges until I get mouth sores so bad I can't eat anything at all
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I do appreciate that they've completely dropped the pretense.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I do appreciate that they've completely dropped the pretense.
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good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”
Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”
Soon I will channel my inner midwesterner and have pink stuff
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Soon I will channel my inner midwesterner and have pink stuff
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the entirety of human history has actually been manipulation by cats to get them to every corner of earth.
"Domestic cats finally crossed the Alps with the Roman conquest of Gaul"
Huh. I never really thought about the connections between animal populations and military campaigns before
Huh. I never really thought about the connections between animal populations and military campaigns before
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 AM
the entirety of human history has actually been manipulation by cats to get them to every corner of earth.
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trump is further left than the baileys
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
trump is further left than the baileys
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Can't slow down the recruitment pipeline now can we
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Can't slow down the recruitment pipeline now can we
Starting a conspiracy about how LEDs are unnatural because they're blue and we've spent thousands of years with firelight and it's a government plot to turn your kids gay and make your wives lesbian witches in the hopes that the truck lights stop blinding me every time I go anywhere
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Starting a conspiracy about how LEDs are unnatural because they're blue and we've spent thousands of years with firelight and it's a government plot to turn your kids gay and make your wives lesbian witches in the hopes that the truck lights stop blinding me every time I go anywhere
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private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money
It is so dang hard to exist these days. Every day feels like my childhood creeping back up on me and I want to run but there's nowhere TO run because it's everywhere
November 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It is so dang hard to exist these days. Every day feels like my childhood creeping back up on me and I want to run but there's nowhere TO run because it's everywhere
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If you're ever wondering why every party seems to bend over backwards to appease the right you could do worse than this observation.
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
If you're ever wondering why every party seems to bend over backwards to appease the right you could do worse than this observation.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one