Molecule Enjoyer
@carrythe0.bsky.social
Materials chemist.
Layered double hydroxides, silver nanocrystals, conjugated polymers.
He/Him
Layered double hydroxides, silver nanocrystals, conjugated polymers.
He/Him
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it has gotten into the range where even if you CAN afford it, it's so offensively expensive that you don't want to pay those prices just on general principle
"It's just RAM, how expensive could it- JESUS fuck"
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
it has gotten into the range where even if you CAN afford it, it's so offensively expensive that you don't want to pay those prices just on general principle
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I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
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![meat poster [loser bluecheck] (@Murdoink) on twitter: "the world has changed" on an image of a rack of anniversary/birthday cards reading "I [heart] 66, 68, 69, 70, 71..." Note the missing 67.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreigb3sjkqbrhf6yyg5po5xojphzyjieypfdaxphl3ywvwfp6wkcw2y@jpeg)
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repeating “the lady who handcuffed herself to the twitter building has veto power over national security personnel” to myself over and over and slowly going insane
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
repeating “the lady who handcuffed herself to the twitter building has veto power over national security personnel” to myself over and over and slowly going insane
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Feel like Waluigi would be on the Epstein flight logs but not Wario and I think that’s the fundamental difference between the characters
October 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Feel like Waluigi would be on the Epstein flight logs but not Wario and I think that’s the fundamental difference between the characters
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Everyone: Do something about our healthcare premiums.
Senate Dems: Here is legislation that's going to fuck up the internet.
Senate Dems: Here is legislation that's going to fuck up the internet.
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Everyone: Do something about our healthcare premiums.
Senate Dems: Here is legislation that's going to fuck up the internet.
Senate Dems: Here is legislation that's going to fuck up the internet.
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During the making of Muppet Christmas Carol Robin the Frog was so gone off hot gin they had to cut around it
December 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
During the making of Muppet Christmas Carol Robin the Frog was so gone off hot gin they had to cut around it
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
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If you do the same dumb shit often enough it ceases to matter whether you are just incredibly incompetent or you actually want bad things to happen
December 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
If you do the same dumb shit often enough it ceases to matter whether you are just incredibly incompetent or you actually want bad things to happen
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[12hrs into my ice interrogation]
agent: in 2021 you posted “they should call him matt hardcock am i right fellas” can you explain that?
me: do you know who matt hancock is?
a:…
[43mins later]
a: he had his own app? for parkour?
me: no the parkour was a separate issue
agent: in 2021 you posted “they should call him matt hardcock am i right fellas” can you explain that?
me: do you know who matt hancock is?
a:…
[43mins later]
a: he had his own app? for parkour?
me: no the parkour was a separate issue
Want to travel to the US? You might have to give the Trump administration the last five years of your social media history.
US wants five years of some tourists' social media to enter the country
Digital rights advocates say it’s an affront to civil liberties.
www.motherjones.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM
[12hrs into my ice interrogation]
agent: in 2021 you posted “they should call him matt hardcock am i right fellas” can you explain that?
me: do you know who matt hancock is?
a:…
[43mins later]
a: he had his own app? for parkour?
me: no the parkour was a separate issue
agent: in 2021 you posted “they should call him matt hardcock am i right fellas” can you explain that?
me: do you know who matt hancock is?
a:…
[43mins later]
a: he had his own app? for parkour?
me: no the parkour was a separate issue
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
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someone should research why boomers clung to youth and demanded cultural hegemony well into their 60s while millennials went to pure "we are old and going to die soon and our zeitgeist expired years ago" mode before hitting 40
Figured I'd share this on Bluesky because this is the most 38 year old video I've ever seen in my life
December 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
someone should research why boomers clung to youth and demanded cultural hegemony well into their 60s while millennials went to pure "we are old and going to die soon and our zeitgeist expired years ago" mode before hitting 40
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
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guy can't post a link to santa getting his fucking nipples sucked on anymore, i guess
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
guy can't post a link to santa getting his fucking nipples sucked on anymore, i guess
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I always get pissed off when lettuce gets recalled for making lots of people sick because it’s like fuck man you know what doesn’t get recalled? Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.
December 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I always get pissed off when lettuce gets recalled for making lots of people sick because it’s like fuck man you know what doesn’t get recalled? Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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Shadow of the Colossus (2005)
mas é óbvio que ele iria se arriscar pra ir tirar um cochilo no melhor lugar
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Shadow of the Colossus (2005)
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guys at one end study theory and know music notation and shit and guys on the other end know when a track needs a sound clip of a dog barking in it. neither guy can do the other guy's thing well
dance music exists on a continuum between tiny brain and huge brain and the good stuff is only at the poles
December 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
guys at one end study theory and know music notation and shit and guys on the other end know when a track needs a sound clip of a dog barking in it. neither guy can do the other guy's thing well
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me to everyone i love
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
me to everyone i love
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Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
October 8, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
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Pouring one out for the homies (dropping an excedrin under the fridge)
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Pouring one out for the homies (dropping an excedrin under the fridge)
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We need to develop an understanding that climate denial is first and foremost ideological and not driven by the supposed ‘non-ideology’ of rational self-interest/greed
“The Daily Nebraskan found in the leaked spreadsheet that every program eliminated appeared to be profitable…every program that the chancellor proposed eliminating generated more money from tuition dollars than the department costs to run”
December 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
We need to develop an understanding that climate denial is first and foremost ideological and not driven by the supposed ‘non-ideology’ of rational self-interest/greed