Jack Carpenter
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Every Timberwolves fan this past offseason
April 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Every Timberwolves fan this past offseason
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Mike Conley said he hoped Nickeil Alexander-Walker could "take a breath" after tonight and realize how far he has come in the arc of his career, especially from some darker days in Utah. I asked NAW if he was able to do that. Here's his response:
April 2, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Mike Conley said he hoped Nickeil Alexander-Walker could "take a breath" after tonight and realize how far he has come in the arc of his career, especially from some darker days in Utah. I asked NAW if he was able to do that. Here's his response:
Good morning to everyone, but especially Nickeil Alexander-Walker
April 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Good morning to everyone, but especially Nickeil Alexander-Walker
Blind squirrel, nut, etc., but this is a damn good statement from Ken Martin. Well done.
March 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Blind squirrel, nut, etc., but this is a damn good statement from Ken Martin. Well done.
Tim Walz calling Elon a dipshit was the high point of the 2024 presidential campaign, and the Democratic Party immediately told him to cut that shit out. Burn the party down.
March 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Tim Walz calling Elon a dipshit was the high point of the 2024 presidential campaign, and the Democratic Party immediately told him to cut that shit out. Burn the party down.
LPT: get organic eggs
At least at the stores we shop at, organic eggs are either the same price or even cheaper than the crappy bleached factory farm eggs right now, and they taste way better IMO
I understand it's not viable for a lot of folks when the white ones are $3 cheaper in normal times tho
At least at the stores we shop at, organic eggs are either the same price or even cheaper than the crappy bleached factory farm eggs right now, and they taste way better IMO
I understand it's not viable for a lot of folks when the white ones are $3 cheaper in normal times tho
March 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
LPT: get organic eggs
At least at the stores we shop at, organic eggs are either the same price or even cheaper than the crappy bleached factory farm eggs right now, and they taste way better IMO
I understand it's not viable for a lot of folks when the white ones are $3 cheaper in normal times tho
At least at the stores we shop at, organic eggs are either the same price or even cheaper than the crappy bleached factory farm eggs right now, and they taste way better IMO
I understand it's not viable for a lot of folks when the white ones are $3 cheaper in normal times tho
Some people* are calling him Kwesi Adofo-Messiah with all these miracles he's performing in free agency
*it's me, I'm calling him that
*it's me, I'm calling him that
March 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Some people* are calling him Kwesi Adofo-Messiah with all these miracles he's performing in free agency
*it's me, I'm calling him that
*it's me, I'm calling him that
Is there anyone who has T-Mobile who would let me use their Little Caesar's offer from T-Mobile Tuesdays for this week?
March 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Is there anyone who has T-Mobile who would let me use their Little Caesar's offer from T-Mobile Tuesdays for this week?
TIL that you're not just supposed to put tap water into a humidifier
‘How Different Could Purified And Distilled Water Really Be?’ Thinks Humidifier Owner About To Enter World Of Shit
‘How Different Could Purified And Distilled Water Really Be?’ Thinks Humidifier Owner About To Enter World Of Shit
FOXFIELD, CO—As he näively filled the household appliance with little regard for the consequences of his actions, local man and humidifier owner Greg Shulman reportedly wondered Thursday “How differen...
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February 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
TIL that you're not just supposed to put tap water into a humidifier
I won our D.A.R.E. writing contest in fifth grade and read my speech in front of the school. By high school, I was doing research papers on how poorly the D.A.R.E. program is run and its lack of effectiveness (and even counterproductivity in many cases).
We’ve known for 30 years that this is a waste of money that prevents Americans from being safe
February 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I won our D.A.R.E. writing contest in fifth grade and read my speech in front of the school. By high school, I was doing research papers on how poorly the D.A.R.E. program is run and its lack of effectiveness (and even counterproductivity in many cases).
Metal as fuck. Thank you, Chris! You're a beautifully unique sparklepony.
If you want video, Team Protect HB on Instagram has it. I’m unsure if this link will work.
February 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Metal as fuck. Thank you, Chris! You're a beautifully unique sparklepony.
Minnesota got a dem trifecta *despite* Ken Martin in many aspects, and now the national party is gonna have to face that battle as well
February 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Minnesota got a dem trifecta *despite* Ken Martin in many aspects, and now the national party is gonna have to face that battle as well
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This is fucking incredible.
![REYES: [The order] calls an entire category of people dishonest, dishonorable, undisciplined, immodest, who lack integrity, people who have taken an oath to defend this country, people who have been under fire, people who have received medals for taking fire for this country. I want to know from the government whether that language expresses 'animus.' Does that express animus? DOJ ATTORNEY: Not in any constitutional- REYES: In a commonsense way. This is a policy from the President of the United States affecting thousands of people ... to call an entire group of people, lying dishonest people who are undisciplined, immodest and have no integrity. How is that anything other than showing animus? DOJ ATTORNEY: I don't have an answer for you. REYES: You do have an answer, you just don't want to give it... People can make solid arguments as to why some or even most transgender people shouldn't be in the military We're dealing with unadulterated animus. We are dealing with the president of the United States dealing with a group of people serving their country... calling them liars. (Reyes then said she changed her courtroom orders to bar people who graduated from UVA law school from appearing before her because "they're all liars and lack integrity and are undisciplined and can't possibly meet the high rigors of benign a lawyer for the government" She made the DOJ lawyer sit down on that basis, then after he did, she called him back up and asked whether that was a display of animus.)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mmtjkssv6jeneahkgfdxuy7p/bafkreicmr3wybkn6acxmmdf4vuqnzxho2nk7kp3v7tx7vkclg2cjmwvixm@jpeg)
February 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This is fucking incredible.
(TW: plane crash)
Was the landing gear not locked into place, or was it just overwhelmed and collapsed because basically the whole weight of the plane appeared to touch down on the back right wheels first? Man that's fucking terrifying.
Was the landing gear not locked into place, or was it just overwhelmed and collapsed because basically the whole weight of the plane appeared to touch down on the back right wheels first? Man that's fucking terrifying.
I wasn't on duty yesterday when this happened, but watching our emergency response systems light up and coordinate minutes after this happened was amazing to see. Patients were taken across the city and seen and treated within minutes of arrival. No deaths, thankfully. Bravo!
February 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
(TW: plane crash)
Was the landing gear not locked into place, or was it just overwhelmed and collapsed because basically the whole weight of the plane appeared to touch down on the back right wheels first? Man that's fucking terrifying.
Was the landing gear not locked into place, or was it just overwhelmed and collapsed because basically the whole weight of the plane appeared to touch down on the back right wheels first? Man that's fucking terrifying.
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
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Yeah come on
February 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Yeah come on
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i never thought i’d say this but i am not ready for draymond to retire. there is a handful of things more terrifying than him being on the court and one of them is him being a talking head on TV full-time
February 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
i never thought i’d say this but i am not ready for draymond to retire. there is a handful of things more terrifying than him being on the court and one of them is him being a talking head on TV full-time
So glad I'm flying next month (not)
Another way the dictatorship might kill you. This is from a friend who is a retired air traffic controller.
February 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
So glad I'm flying next month (not)
HEY NOW I'M NOT THAT OLD
Old men love telling people what “that building used to be”
February 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
HEY NOW I'M NOT THAT OLD
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cc: loners with rifles
February 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
cc: loners with rifles
They're just speed-running it with almost zero opposition.
History buffs will know that every authoritarian leader eventually converges on some version of: "I *am* the state. I can not break the law, I am the law, the law is instantiated in me."
Our march to authoritarianism so far has been excruciatingly by-the-book. Hitting every beat. No surprises.
Our march to authoritarianism so far has been excruciatingly by-the-book. Hitting every beat. No surprises.
February 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
They're just speed-running it with almost zero opposition.
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Strong rumor with credible sourcing: DOJ has put all of public integrity line attorneys in a room and told them they have an hour for someone to choose who will sign motion to dismiss and if nobody does, they will all be fired. The nastiest strong-arming in DOJ history by a long shot.
February 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Strong rumor with credible sourcing: DOJ has put all of public integrity line attorneys in a room and told them they have an hour for someone to choose who will sign motion to dismiss and if nobody does, they will all be fired. The nastiest strong-arming in DOJ history by a long shot.
The NBA is fucking weird, man
February 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The NBA is fucking weird, man
Jesus that was a great defensive sequence
February 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus that was a great defensive sequence