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Alucarl
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I once said that you could rewatch Dr. Strangelove any month and the parallels would line up in new ways in the current climate. It appears I was underestimating that timescale.
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Puerto Rico when Venezuela becomes the 51st state:
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Boy, this poster didn’t age well, huh?
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Hey is there a cautionary tale, perhaps a movie, about a man who was adopted into wealth and maintained that wealth and then used that wealth for power, even trying to make his girlfriend/wife a movie star even though she wasn’t talented enough
They look like the villains who are killed before the credits
August 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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I don’t know I find your complete lack of engagement except complaining about the website to be very exciting, guy from Pod Save America
I check in here a few times a week, and genuinely want to be on here more, but 90% of my mentions are usually complaints that I haven’t passed someone’s purity test. It’s wild.
May 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
April 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Schumer is trying to justify his vote on Jake Tapper right now, saying if they had let the government shut down "they could fire half the workers in the federal government."

WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE DOING RIGHT NOW CHUCK
March 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
March 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Columbia University sold out to fascists and brutally cracked down on kids whose only sin was opposing genocide.

The fascists threw the University under the bus anyway.

I feel like there's a lesson in there about complying with fascism.
March 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Obama guys sure know how to enable Republicans
March 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Greed, bullying, obsessively cruelty to the most vulnerable, initiated & abetted by cowards.

This is not The United States of America.
March 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Air traffic controllers are required by law to retire at 56. It is a high-stress, high-intensity job that requires intense focus. The retirement rules are there to keep us all safe. This fucking guy has no clue what's he's doing.
February 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Happy 'Who do you think you are?! I am!' day to all who celebrate.

On this day in 2012; Pete Weber wins his fifth PBA U.S. Open, and in the midst of losing his motherfucking shit, he unleashed an iconic catchphrase on the world.
February 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"Look, I answered what I believe the correct answer was to the initial question was, and I was not prepared for any follow up"
February 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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In retrospect, I probably should’ve written about Trump’s secret plan to send journalist to the camps instead of holding it back for my book
February 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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half time show 2025
February 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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I got death threats over my review of a Sonic the Hedgehog game, and yet I kept writing about games.
Gillibrand on WNYC today said one reason they're all falling in line is that they get death threats.
cassidy changing his tune after what he said on the senate floor is what has upgraded my position from "they are being bribed" or "they are worried about primary challenges" to "they are worried about being murdered"
February 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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liberals love to complain when there’s protests under democratic presidents and then love to complain when there is not immediately larger protests under a republican president. the throughline is they don’t participate in either of them
February 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
January 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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January 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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"The top reason those non-voters cited, above the economy at 24 percent and immigration at 11 percent, was Gaza: a full 29 percent cited the ongoing onslaught as the top reason they didn’t cast a vote in 2024." via @ryangrim.bsky.social www.dropsitenews.com/p/kamala-har...
Kamala Harris Paid the Price for Not Breaking With Biden on Gaza, New Poll Shows
Twenty-nine percent of non-voters who supported Biden in 2020 said U.S. support for the genocide was the top reason they sat the 2024 election, according to a survey by YouGov.
www.dropsitenews.com
January 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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i have never felt like i belonged anywhere in the world until i learned about Onion Island
I lost it at the onion claw machine which sounds like you would find it at a rich person’s house where the wife only gives kids carob instead of chocolate
January 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM