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In my experience, the best way to help a country succeed is to not invade it.
December 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
In my experience, the best way to help a country succeed is to not invade it.
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Imagine if you can—it's getting harder and harder—living in a nation whose leader *isn't* nuttier than a shithouse rat.
In such a place, that leader might wish us well *without* 96 more words of hatred and deceit.
We don't live in that nation.
For a day, let's pretend we do.
In such a place, that leader might wish us well *without* 96 more words of hatred and deceit.
We don't live in that nation.
For a day, let's pretend we do.
December 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Imagine if you can—it's getting harder and harder—living in a nation whose leader *isn't* nuttier than a shithouse rat.
In such a place, that leader might wish us well *without* 96 more words of hatred and deceit.
We don't live in that nation.
For a day, let's pretend we do.
In such a place, that leader might wish us well *without* 96 more words of hatred and deceit.
We don't live in that nation.
For a day, let's pretend we do.
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This is a time in our nation's history that will be remembered for all the broken fools who needed so much attention.
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This is a time in our nation's history that will be remembered for all the broken fools who needed so much attention.
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No notes, Fifa.
Nailed the the essence of the award in one.
Nailed the the essence of the award in one.
December 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
No notes, Fifa.
Nailed the the essence of the award in one.
Nailed the the essence of the award in one.
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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All it takes is one good pumpkin with a gun
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
All it takes is one good pumpkin with a gun
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RELATIONSHIP ADVICE: Find someone who will defend you with the same ferocity that Megyn Kelly defends pedophiles.
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
RELATIONSHIP ADVICE: Find someone who will defend you with the same ferocity that Megyn Kelly defends pedophiles.
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I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
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Hey look.
Communism.
Communism.
November 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Hey look.
Communism.
Communism.
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Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
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The networks took the much smaller Tea Party movement so seriously they broadcast a Tea Party rebuttal to Obama’s 2011 SOTU on top of the normal GOP one.
Reminder: We spent YEARS reading thousands and thousands of articles on the Tea Party and how it was a true expression of the American people's will, and it never mounted anything nearly as big as Saturday's No Kings rallies. [1/3]
October 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The networks took the much smaller Tea Party movement so seriously they broadcast a Tea Party rebuttal to Obama’s 2011 SOTU on top of the normal GOP one.
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Apparently, they don’t hand out a Nobel Peace Prize to those who negotiated a ceasefire they had sabotaged a year ago just to get elected.
October 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Apparently, they don’t hand out a Nobel Peace Prize to those who negotiated a ceasefire they had sabotaged a year ago just to get elected.
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“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
October 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
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In Trump's America, you're an order of magnitude more likely to get attacked on the street by ICE and the National Guard than by any foreign gang member.
October 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
In Trump's America, you're an order of magnitude more likely to get attacked on the street by ICE and the National Guard than by any foreign gang member.
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Look man, sometimes you have to break some eggs and burn down your house and drive a bulldozer through your entire neighborhood to make an omelette.
DHS says an operation last week in which agents raided a Chicago apartment building, rappelled in from helicopters, broke down doors and detained numerous residents, resulted in the arrest of two suspected gang members.
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
October 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Look man, sometimes you have to break some eggs and burn down your house and drive a bulldozer through your entire neighborhood to make an omelette.
Now, if only Ukraine had thought to give Trump used 747, it too could have had a U.S. security guarantee. apnews.com/article/us-q...
Trump signs an executive order vowing to defend Qatar in the wake of Israel's strike
President Donald Trump has signed an executive order pledging to defend Qatar, including using U.S. military action if necessary.
apnews.com
October 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Now, if only Ukraine had thought to give Trump used 747, it too could have had a U.S. security guarantee. apnews.com/article/us-q...
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cato institute analysis of murders by political ideology since 1975, excluding 9/11
September 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
cato institute analysis of murders by political ideology since 1975, excluding 9/11
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It's possible ... hear me out, here …. It may well be that these people lie their asses off whenever they exhale
August 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
It's possible ... hear me out, here …. It may well be that these people lie their asses off whenever they exhale
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Don't believe I'm not a child sex predator? Well, don't take it from me. Take it from my good friend, the world's worst living child sex trafficker, whom I'm about to pardon!
August 23, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Don't believe I'm not a child sex predator? Well, don't take it from me. Take it from my good friend, the world's worst living child sex trafficker, whom I'm about to pardon!
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Trump is a traitor. He’s a traitor to America, he’s a traitor to Ukraine, he’s a traitor to NATO and the free world. And Zelensky is meeting with him today. Zelensky should tell Trump to fuck off. But he won’t. If you’re the praying type, say a prayer today for Ukraine.
August 18, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Trump is a traitor. He’s a traitor to America, he’s a traitor to Ukraine, he’s a traitor to NATO and the free world. And Zelensky is meeting with him today. Zelensky should tell Trump to fuck off. But he won’t. If you’re the praying type, say a prayer today for Ukraine.
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Trump’s DOJ: Throwing a sandwich at a law-enforcement official is a felony.
Also Trump’s DOJ: Encouraging a mob to “kill” police officers during an insurrectionist attack on the Capitol is fine — and won’t prevent you from getting a job at the DOJ. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
Also Trump’s DOJ: Encouraging a mob to “kill” police officers during an insurrectionist attack on the Capitol is fine — and won’t prevent you from getting a job at the DOJ. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
In sandwich-throwing case, AG Pam Bondi and the White House trip over inconvenient facts
Top members of Team Trump targeted a guy who threw a sandwich at a federal agent. In the process, they seemed to forget all about Jan. 6.
www.msnbc.com
August 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Trump’s DOJ: Throwing a sandwich at a law-enforcement official is a felony.
Also Trump’s DOJ: Encouraging a mob to “kill” police officers during an insurrectionist attack on the Capitol is fine — and won’t prevent you from getting a job at the DOJ. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
Also Trump’s DOJ: Encouraging a mob to “kill” police officers during an insurrectionist attack on the Capitol is fine — and won’t prevent you from getting a job at the DOJ. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
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Beneath all that burnt orange make-up...is something even more horrendous to look at. Thus...the make-up.
August 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Beneath all that burnt orange make-up...is something even more horrendous to look at. Thus...the make-up.