It seems likely the only time you see our dead-inside president smile is when he is stealing the Club World Cup trophy or someone else’s Nobel Peace Prize.

Or: when you had to shrink yourself, and your ethics, to take your current job.

Nah. He’ll still be the orange toddler next year, and will order drone strikes on FIFA unless he’s the “first-ever back-to-back peace prize winner”

In a hostage negotiation, this would not be acceptable “proof of life”.

Despite these efforts, President Dementia J Trump will still be unable to find his way unassisted.

I suspect that they are looking for “qualities” that aren’t the ones freedom-loving Americans would consider to be “qualities.” Judged against those standards, they are certainly getting what they want. Horst Wessel had little to recommend him for anything but street thuggery.

Like Lady Macbeth, Stefanik will never be able to scrub hard enough to remove the stain on her soul.

Local elections and primaries!

I think the correct term is “boot licking”, not “conservative.

Great if true. But why would they stop now?