Plink Famingo
@canky-sores.bsky.social
Seeking novel experiences to ward of my seemingly inevitable dementia.
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Plink Famingo
@canky-sores.bsky.social
· Nov 29
Maybe if you paid your cows a decent wage I wouldn’t have to tip them.
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Wish I had the unfazed confidence of someone who puts “TEDx speaker” in their bio.
November 30, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Wish I had the unfazed confidence of someone who puts “TEDx speaker” in their bio.
Bold of you to assume I’m capable of normalizing anything.
December 2, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Bold of you to assume I’m capable of normalizing anything.
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fake ass goth i saw you acting vibrant
December 1, 2024 at 9:20 PM
fake ass goth i saw you acting vibrant
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I'd probably let you scallop my potatoes once or twice
December 1, 2024 at 9:42 PM
I'd probably let you scallop my potatoes once or twice
If you lost a beaded wristband outside the Starbucks at Port Place mall, it’s now the beginning of my pet hamster’s early Mardi Gras adventure.
December 2, 2024 at 12:44 AM
If you lost a beaded wristband outside the Starbucks at Port Place mall, it’s now the beginning of my pet hamster’s early Mardi Gras adventure.
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Me: If it had been a snake, it would've bitten me.
Snake: Ew, no.
Snake: Ew, no.
November 28, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Me: If it had been a snake, it would've bitten me.
Snake: Ew, no.
Snake: Ew, no.
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You are what you secretly eat in your car.
November 29, 2024 at 1:10 PM
You are what you secretly eat in your car.
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when I die save the carcass for soup
November 29, 2024 at 3:33 PM
when I die save the carcass for soup
I hate how there’s no edit function on here, I keep spaying the wrong things.
November 30, 2024 at 2:04 PM
I hate how there’s no edit function on here, I keep spaying the wrong things.
It’s like my father always used to say: “You better not start dressing like David Bowie.”
November 30, 2024 at 1:59 PM
It’s like my father always used to say: “You better not start dressing like David Bowie.”
Not sure if my brother
1) Misread my text.
2) Is actively trying to avoid discussing my emotional troubles.
3) Was just really hungry when he replied.
4) All of the above.
1) Misread my text.
2) Is actively trying to avoid discussing my emotional troubles.
3) Was just really hungry when he replied.
4) All of the above.
November 30, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Not sure if my brother
1) Misread my text.
2) Is actively trying to avoid discussing my emotional troubles.
3) Was just really hungry when he replied.
4) All of the above.
1) Misread my text.
2) Is actively trying to avoid discussing my emotional troubles.
3) Was just really hungry when he replied.
4) All of the above.
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Nobody wants to buy these baby shoes. Never should have robbed that baby
November 29, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Nobody wants to buy these baby shoes. Never should have robbed that baby
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I'm just a man standing in front of the sink and all the cupboards you're trying to get into
November 29, 2024 at 8:07 PM
I'm just a man standing in front of the sink and all the cupboards you're trying to get into
I hope your reaction to my posts is as visceral as my belly fat.
November 29, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I hope your reaction to my posts is as visceral as my belly fat.
Apparently all you have to do is refer to the icing sugar on your french toast as angel dust and no one will want to sit with you at the company’s annual convention breakfast.
November 29, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Apparently all you have to do is refer to the icing sugar on your french toast as angel dust and no one will want to sit with you at the company’s annual convention breakfast.
An escape room, but they dose everyone with laxatives first.
November 29, 2024 at 11:02 PM
An escape room, but they dose everyone with laxatives first.
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The first rule of Depeche Mode club is: words are very unnecessary.
November 29, 2024 at 9:33 PM
The first rule of Depeche Mode club is: words are very unnecessary.
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she was beautiful like a mcflurry machine, yet broken also like a mcflurry machine
November 29, 2024 at 9:27 PM
she was beautiful like a mcflurry machine, yet broken also like a mcflurry machine
Got fired for lifting with my legs but they didn’t specify exactly what they meant by that and I guess they’ve never seen someone with this level of performative agility.
November 29, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Got fired for lifting with my legs but they didn’t specify exactly what they meant by that and I guess they’ve never seen someone with this level of performative agility.
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I just phoned my wife, sneezed, and hung up.
Call that a cold call.
Call that a cold call.
November 29, 2024 at 1:44 PM
I just phoned my wife, sneezed, and hung up.
Call that a cold call.
Call that a cold call.
You always tell me I should turn my life around, but the only thing I’m turning is the volume on my ringer down.
November 29, 2024 at 2:28 PM
You always tell me I should turn my life around, but the only thing I’m turning is the volume on my ringer down.
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Dude, are you ok? You didn’t say alligator after later.
November 27, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Dude, are you ok? You didn’t say alligator after later.
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doing the AWOOGA cartoon eyes thing but it's my ass when I see a good toilet
November 29, 2024 at 1:32 PM
doing the AWOOGA cartoon eyes thing but it's my ass when I see a good toilet
They don’t have Metamucil for my complex trauma do they? I could use a good solid dump.
November 29, 2024 at 2:04 PM
They don’t have Metamucil for my complex trauma do they? I could use a good solid dump.
When Christopher Reeves died, did the funeral people still refer to his family as the recently bereaved?
November 29, 2024 at 1:54 PM
When Christopher Reeves died, did the funeral people still refer to his family as the recently bereaved?