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i live alone, Costco, so don’t think your slick antics will work on m-OH MY GOD A GIANT BOX OF TOOTSIE ROLL LOLLIPOPS I MUST HAVE THEM
September 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
i live alone, Costco, so don’t think your slick antics will work on m-OH MY GOD A GIANT BOX OF TOOTSIE ROLL LOLLIPOPS I MUST HAVE THEM
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Everyone dm me your phone number in case bluesky goes down again
April 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Everyone dm me your phone number in case bluesky goes down again
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Don't know if I'm qualified
March 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Don't know if I'm qualified
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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
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take me up to the Martian city where the grass is green and girls got green tittays
March 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
take me up to the Martian city where the grass is green and girls got green tittays
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I accidentally started this account when I was looking for a banana bread recipe and things have since gone horribly wrong.
March 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I accidentally started this account when I was looking for a banana bread recipe and things have since gone horribly wrong.
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I can't believe it's already whatever date it is.
March 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I can't believe it's already whatever date it is.
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It's times like these I really count on my sexier followers. Thank you so much for all you do.
March 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It's times like these I really count on my sexier followers. Thank you so much for all you do.
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God, it smells like Twitter in here.
February 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
God, it smells like Twitter in here.
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Instead of breaking up with someone, just buy them a Cybertruck. They'll know.
February 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Instead of breaking up with someone, just buy them a Cybertruck. They'll know.
Coke Zero tastes like Diet Pepsi. Someone had to say it.
February 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Coke Zero tastes like Diet Pepsi. Someone had to say it.
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Every day, people wake up and choose violence
February 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Every day, people wake up and choose violence
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Tacos. Blah, blah, blah. Burritos. Blah, blah, blah.
*holding my chimichanga like a baby*
Don't listen to them, I'll always love you the most.
*holding my chimichanga like a baby*
Don't listen to them, I'll always love you the most.
February 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Tacos. Blah, blah, blah. Burritos. Blah, blah, blah.
*holding my chimichanga like a baby*
Don't listen to them, I'll always love you the most.
*holding my chimichanga like a baby*
Don't listen to them, I'll always love you the most.
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Can’t wait to go outside and play in the [checks local weather forecast] freezing rain
January 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Can’t wait to go outside and play in the [checks local weather forecast] freezing rain
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Please join me in being vexed.
January 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Please join me in being vexed.
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What if we kissed while hosing down the front doorsteps of our enemies
January 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
What if we kissed while hosing down the front doorsteps of our enemies
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Happy to know that soon, we will finally have an answer to the question "what's the worst that could happen".
December 3, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Happy to know that soon, we will finally have an answer to the question "what's the worst that could happen".
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Btw, the more of us that set up private data servers, the more billionaire immune Bluesky becomes. It's not too hard to do, you just need to set up a VPS in the cloud then run the setup. There are plenty of instructions about how to do this online (Microsoft is offering a free deal for a year).
December 4, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Btw, the more of us that set up private data servers, the more billionaire immune Bluesky becomes. It's not too hard to do, you just need to set up a VPS in the cloud then run the setup. There are plenty of instructions about how to do this online (Microsoft is offering a free deal for a year).
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I’m okay with being in an experiment as long as it’s also demuskified and unzukerberged.
December 3, 2024 at 11:34 PM
I’m okay with being in an experiment as long as it’s also demuskified and unzukerberged.
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Whenever it rains really hard I like to tell people it’s “John Cusack movie raining” so they both understand the gravity of the situation and appreciate that I am a man of arts and culture
August 30, 2023 at 10:56 PM
Whenever it rains really hard I like to tell people it’s “John Cusack movie raining” so they both understand the gravity of the situation and appreciate that I am a man of arts and culture