Dallas J 🔴⚫️⚪️
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Drink coffee and destroy. A hot dog is not a sandwich. Motivated by hatred of the Conservative Party of Canada. HULK SMASH.
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#VWFC
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21.1 x 5
Drink coffee and destroy. A hot dog is not a sandwich. Motivated by hatred of the Conservative Party of Canada. HULK SMASH.
Lightning McQueen trying to race Doc on the dirt track.
two lamborghinis that just want to go muddin'
January 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Lightning McQueen trying to race Doc on the dirt track.
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oh christ look at the time
December 12, 2023 at 9:21 PM
oh christ look at the time
Long live the Joe Kelly Fight Club
December 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Long live the Joe Kelly Fight Club
“I swear, I will transport you to Minecraft and leave you with the creepers.” Oldest daughter to my wife.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
“I swear, I will transport you to Minecraft and leave you with the creepers.” Oldest daughter to my wife.
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Rickey forever ♥️
December 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Rickey forever ♥️
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Merry Christmas! It's the Hater's Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog! defector.com/the-2025-hat...
The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there. Piper...
defector.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Merry Christmas! It's the Hater's Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog! defector.com/the-2025-hat...
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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if you gave every person on earth a chance to guess the reveal here there would not be a single correct answer
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
if you gave every person on earth a chance to guess the reveal here there would not be a single correct answer
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Woman: The baby is mine
Woman #2: No it's mine
King Solomon: Both of you say this baby is yours. Hang on a sec
*types*
ChatGPT: Cutting the baby in half is your best move
Solomon: Someone get me a sword
ChatGPT: Also pre-heat the oven so it's nice and hot when you cook the juicier half of the baby
Woman #2: No it's mine
King Solomon: Both of you say this baby is yours. Hang on a sec
*types*
ChatGPT: Cutting the baby in half is your best move
Solomon: Someone get me a sword
ChatGPT: Also pre-heat the oven so it's nice and hot when you cook the juicier half of the baby
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Woman: The baby is mine
Woman #2: No it's mine
King Solomon: Both of you say this baby is yours. Hang on a sec
*types*
ChatGPT: Cutting the baby in half is your best move
Solomon: Someone get me a sword
ChatGPT: Also pre-heat the oven so it's nice and hot when you cook the juicier half of the baby
Woman #2: No it's mine
King Solomon: Both of you say this baby is yours. Hang on a sec
*types*
ChatGPT: Cutting the baby in half is your best move
Solomon: Someone get me a sword
ChatGPT: Also pre-heat the oven so it's nice and hot when you cook the juicier half of the baby
Lily Allen play Gangsters on SNL this week challenge youtu.be/zQSAxZ-wV30?...
Testing Lily Allen's Music Knowledge | Track Star*
YouTube video by Track Star*
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Lily Allen play Gangsters on SNL this week challenge youtu.be/zQSAxZ-wV30?...
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Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Easy mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Seasonal category for me.
Seasonal category for me.
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Easy mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Seasonal category for me.
Seasonal category for me.
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i think bryce harper put his blood in a soda stream
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i think bryce harper put his blood in a soda stream
Canada playing at home at noon on a Wednesday?
December 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Canada playing at home at noon on a Wednesday?
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God there are some obituaries I look forward to read
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
God there are some obituaries I look forward to read
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no offense but my silly little books about pop punk have sold more copies than olivia nuzzi’s book and i sexted RFK a lot less than she did
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 AM
no offense but my silly little books about pop punk have sold more copies than olivia nuzzi’s book and i sexted RFK a lot less than she did
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November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
That’s my Pope
“A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms. Enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? … Baseball!”
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
That’s my Pope
Watching National Lampoons Christmas Vacation and reminded that Bill Murray’s brother > Bill Murray.
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Watching National Lampoons Christmas Vacation and reminded that Bill Murray’s brother > Bill Murray.
We watched this last night and the icy patch gag is one of the best running bits through a television show I’ve ever seen.
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
We watched this last night and the icy patch gag is one of the best running bits through a television show I’ve ever seen.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
FIFA are actively trying to sabotage Portugal’s chances at winning the World Cup.
Cristiano Ronaldo is free to play at the 2026 World Cup.
FIFA needed Lionel Messi at the Club World Cup last summer, so a tenuous way of ensuring Inter Miami qualified was found.
In the same way, a Ronaldo-less tournament next summer simply will not do.
@nickmiller79.bsky.social
bit.ly/3XjbcuM
FIFA needed Lionel Messi at the Club World Cup last summer, so a tenuous way of ensuring Inter Miami qualified was found.
In the same way, a Ronaldo-less tournament next summer simply will not do.
@nickmiller79.bsky.social
bit.ly/3XjbcuM
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
FIFA are actively trying to sabotage Portugal’s chances at winning the World Cup.
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Happy "Circle Back After the Holidays" Season To Everyone!
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Happy "Circle Back After the Holidays" Season To Everyone!