Carlos Alberto
@cabetomejia.bsky.social
Night person who lives by day.
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The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
November 10, 2024 at 12:14 AM
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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i firmly believe these mysterious ghosts will make me money
This is hilarious. These people have never run a real business. It is 100% a scam operated by skiled, dedicated grifters.
www.wsj.com/articles/sto...
www.wsj.com/articles/sto...
September 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
i firmly believe these mysterious ghosts will make me money
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I’ve been witnessing stuff like this in my daily life too. Like it is WILD watching how leadership of companies will contort themselves to comply with whatever a tyrant wants them too as long as it serves the all mighty god of capital. I knew that’s how it worked but this is insane levels
September 18, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I’ve been witnessing stuff like this in my daily life too. Like it is WILD watching how leadership of companies will contort themselves to comply with whatever a tyrant wants them too as long as it serves the all mighty god of capital. I knew that’s how it worked but this is insane levels
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as soon as there's evidence the shooter's identity isn't easy to weaponize things magically become complicated
“I have no idea why he did this.” A young man's descent from model student to suspect in the killing of Charlie Kirk. on.wsj.com/48gbtoN
September 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
as soon as there's evidence the shooter's identity isn't easy to weaponize things magically become complicated
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i constantly think about this post
September 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i constantly think about this post
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Meanwhile, on Twitter...
February 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Meanwhile, on Twitter...
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this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion
June 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion
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Sobering thought: by this time we probably have the first ghost haunting while wearing crocs
June 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Sobering thought: by this time we probably have the first ghost haunting while wearing crocs
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From @theathletic.bsky.social: Coco Gauff won the French Open, prevailing over the No. 1 seed Aryna Sabalenka in a tense and chaotic final match on Saturday. She is the first American woman to win on the clay since Serena Williams in 2015. nyti.ms/43OLRf7
June 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
From @theathletic.bsky.social: Coco Gauff won the French Open, prevailing over the No. 1 seed Aryna Sabalenka in a tense and chaotic final match on Saturday. She is the first American woman to win on the clay since Serena Williams in 2015. nyti.ms/43OLRf7
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Everyone wants more from me than I can give. The world is my unhappy girlfriend
May 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Everyone wants more from me than I can give. The world is my unhappy girlfriend
My theory is that Charlie from Charlie's Angels was functionally depressed and could only work from home
May 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My theory is that Charlie from Charlie's Angels was functionally depressed and could only work from home
At any given point the people in your background might be living one of the more memorable moments in their life. Mundanity cruising by
May 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
At any given point the people in your background might be living one of the more memorable moments in their life. Mundanity cruising by
When your ice cream has to stand up for what's right you know we're in the end of times
Ben Cohen, a co-founder of Ben & Jerry's, was arrested on Wednesday in Washington, D.C., after he interrupted a Senate hearing to protest Congress’s funding of Israel’s military as it wages war against Hamas in Gaza.
Ben & Jerry’s Founder Arrested at Senate Hearing After Protesting War in Gaza
www.nytimes.com
May 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
When your ice cream has to stand up for what's right you know we're in the end of times
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AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.
February 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.
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dermatologist grimly sipping coffee and thinking goddamnit more skin today
March 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
dermatologist grimly sipping coffee and thinking goddamnit more skin today
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lost a lot of friends in the centuries long sludge wars of course the other side called them the ooze wars and if I hear you calling them that well consider us at war
February 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
lost a lot of friends in the centuries long sludge wars of course the other side called them the ooze wars and if I hear you calling them that well consider us at war
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People who defend billionaires online seem to think that they will be chosen out of a crowd of people by a billionaire who will be like "Hey pal, you are very special. Thanks for defending me on Glorbo Social when that guy said I reminded him of a squid. Here's a million dollars for your troubles."
March 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
People who defend billionaires online seem to think that they will be chosen out of a crowd of people by a billionaire who will be like "Hey pal, you are very special. Thanks for defending me on Glorbo Social when that guy said I reminded him of a squid. Here's a million dollars for your troubles."
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einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter:
(1) your haters are trash
(2) you’re a baller, a true queen
(3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️
(1) your haters are trash
(2) you’re a baller, a true queen
(3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️
June 27, 2024 at 2:17 PM
einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter:
(1) your haters are trash
(2) you’re a baller, a true queen
(3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️
(1) your haters are trash
(2) you’re a baller, a true queen
(3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️
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LISTEN no one talks about this enough but the weird little monkey part of our brain really needs us to sit around in small groups, with no particular end goal or plan in mind, and just talk
Like a fundamental need for us to be healthy
Like a fundamental need for us to be healthy
March 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
LISTEN no one talks about this enough but the weird little monkey part of our brain really needs us to sit around in small groups, with no particular end goal or plan in mind, and just talk
Like a fundamental need for us to be healthy
Like a fundamental need for us to be healthy
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nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario
March 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario