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This is both funny and surprisingly moving
December 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This is both funny and surprisingly moving
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My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.
December 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
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you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.
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Are the straights ok? 😬
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Are the straights ok? 😬
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between trump and ronaldo, its been a rough week for sex offenders
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
between trump and ronaldo, its been a rough week for sex offenders
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Omg. Ok folks. You need to do this—big feeds, please amplify ( @kevinmkruse.bsky.social maybe you can too)
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Omg. Ok folks. You need to do this—big feeds, please amplify ( @kevinmkruse.bsky.social maybe you can too)
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It’d be tragic if all Sean Connery ever wanted was for someone to sit on his face, but he was too scared to ask.
September 13, 2023 at 7:54 PM
It’d be tragic if all Sean Connery ever wanted was for someone to sit on his face, but he was too scared to ask.
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I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂
August 28, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂
Very nearly mixed up the wd40 spray and the nose spray this morning, if anyone was wondering how tired I am
August 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Very nearly mixed up the wd40 spray and the nose spray this morning, if anyone was wondering how tired I am
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gus is wonderful
so, to understand this story there are a few things you need to know
- my cat, Gus, believes he is a trained support animal
- he is not (he has relatives who are, but he is not)
- he believes he is a seizure-detecting dog
- he is not a dog
- I do not get seizures
- my cat, Gus, believes he is a trained support animal
- he is not (he has relatives who are, but he is not)
- he believes he is a seizure-detecting dog
- he is not a dog
- I do not get seizures
August 21, 2025 at 9:20 AM
gus is wonderful
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I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.
August 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.
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dudes rock
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
August 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
dudes rock
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Generational crushes too!
We've got birds in our backyard. We feed em like royalty.
They watched me pick up nails after we had our roof redone.
Now about every week I get a little pile of nails under their feeder. Their human likes nails apparently, so they bring them to me.
We've got birds in our backyard. We feed em like royalty.
They watched me pick up nails after we had our roof redone.
Now about every week I get a little pile of nails under their feeder. Their human likes nails apparently, so they bring them to me.
July 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Generational crushes too!
We've got birds in our backyard. We feed em like royalty.
They watched me pick up nails after we had our roof redone.
Now about every week I get a little pile of nails under their feeder. Their human likes nails apparently, so they bring them to me.
We've got birds in our backyard. We feed em like royalty.
They watched me pick up nails after we had our roof redone.
Now about every week I get a little pile of nails under their feeder. Their human likes nails apparently, so they bring them to me.
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Vill du också se Sverige vinna mot Polen ikväll i fotbolls-EM? 🇸🇪
Har inte du heller tillgång till Viaplay Sport?
Stora mästerskap borde alltid sändas på kanaler som kan ses utan extra kostnad.
Så är det redan i flera europeiska länder.
omni.se/tele2-kunder...
Har inte du heller tillgång till Viaplay Sport?
Stora mästerskap borde alltid sändas på kanaler som kan ses utan extra kostnad.
Så är det redan i flera europeiska länder.
omni.se/tele2-kunder...
Tele2-kunder kan missa EM-matchen mot Polen
Flera av Tele2:s kunder riskerar att missa kvällens match mellan Sverige och Polen i fotbolls-EM, skriver TT. Detta eftersom matchen sänds i den nya kanalen Viaplay Sport.
omni.se
July 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Vill du också se Sverige vinna mot Polen ikväll i fotbolls-EM? 🇸🇪
Har inte du heller tillgång till Viaplay Sport?
Stora mästerskap borde alltid sändas på kanaler som kan ses utan extra kostnad.
Så är det redan i flera europeiska länder.
omni.se/tele2-kunder...
Har inte du heller tillgång till Viaplay Sport?
Stora mästerskap borde alltid sändas på kanaler som kan ses utan extra kostnad.
Så är det redan i flera europeiska länder.
omni.se/tele2-kunder...
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THE BELL JAR
HARD ❌
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York
EASY ✅
That summer was sizzling, and so were the Rosenbergs
HARD ❌
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York
EASY ✅
That summer was sizzling, and so were the Rosenbergs
November 17, 2024 at 3:03 PM
THE BELL JAR
HARD ❌
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York
EASY ✅
That summer was sizzling, and so were the Rosenbergs
HARD ❌
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York
EASY ✅
That summer was sizzling, and so were the Rosenbergs
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
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Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
June 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
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ChatGPT is asked to create a map of Ireland and ends up doing the "if your nation wore jeans would it wear them like this?" meme.
[Posting with alt-text I've spent far too long writing, in an attempt to convey just how gloriously, horrifyingly shit this is]
[Posting with alt-text I've spent far too long writing, in an attempt to convey just how gloriously, horrifyingly shit this is]
May 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
ChatGPT is asked to create a map of Ireland and ends up doing the "if your nation wore jeans would it wear them like this?" meme.
[Posting with alt-text I've spent far too long writing, in an attempt to convey just how gloriously, horrifyingly shit this is]
[Posting with alt-text I've spent far too long writing, in an attempt to convey just how gloriously, horrifyingly shit this is]
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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"Även Rolf Lassgård"
January 29, 2025 at 7:54 AM
"Även Rolf Lassgård"
This might be the ugliest piece of furniture I've ever seen. What even is it?
January 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
This might be the ugliest piece of furniture I've ever seen. What even is it?