Cory Whatsizname
@c0ry-whatsizname.bsky.social
He/him. “A stunning delight in an otherwise disappointing franchise.”
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Post like nobody’s watching.
Repost like you’ve never been hurt.
Quote like nobody’s listening.
Follow like it’s heaven on earth.
Repost like you’ve never been hurt.
Quote like nobody’s listening.
Follow like it’s heaven on earth.
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Bill Clinton absolutely should be in a prison cell and also isn't the President currently
December 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Bill Clinton absolutely should be in a prison cell and also isn't the President currently
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I Lived It: I updated my phone and now I regret it
December 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I Lived It: I updated my phone and now I regret it
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Good time to remember this chucklehead named his boat after an Ayn Rand book
how long before he complains "people are mean and wont engage in serious debate on The Echo Chamber site"
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Good time to remember this chucklehead named his boat after an Ayn Rand book
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The only Sora that Disney should be investing in
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The only Sora that Disney should be investing in
I, for one, can’t wait for the screen adaptation of the Zootopia abortion comic
It's a whole new world for Mickey, Simba, Stitch and more as Disney brings hundreds of its characters to Sora, the short-form video platform from OpenAI, as part of a three-year licensing agreement. n.pr/44ph9KC
Billion-dollar OpenAI deal allows users to make content with Disney characters
It's a whole new world for Mickey, Simba, Stitch and more as Disney brings hundreds of its characters to Sora, the short-form video platform from OpenAI, as part of a three-year licensing agreement.
n.pr
December 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I, for one, can’t wait for the screen adaptation of the Zootopia abortion comic
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For a hot second there was a wide recognition over who is actually vital to keep society functioning and it broke these guys brains so hard they have to say they’re inventing god to combat the mind virus that makes people not like them
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
For a hot second there was a wide recognition over who is actually vital to keep society functioning and it broke these guys brains so hard they have to say they’re inventing god to combat the mind virus that makes people not like them
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When I’ve written about Elsa chatbots and Marvel actress deepfakes, people always eagerly respond that Disney will surely sue the AI companies. Didn’t happen. Instead, they joined forces with them. You can’t trust corporate America to do what’s right, not even for them, once they smell money
December 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
When I’ve written about Elsa chatbots and Marvel actress deepfakes, people always eagerly respond that Disney will surely sue the AI companies. Didn’t happen. Instead, they joined forces with them. You can’t trust corporate America to do what’s right, not even for them, once they smell money
No, you freaks
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
No, you freaks
A coworker today said “my neck, my back” (context unimportant) and I had to fight against every natural impulse in my body
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
A coworker today said “my neck, my back” (context unimportant) and I had to fight against every natural impulse in my body
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the mcdonald's AI ad was so telling, because the team admitted it took weeks of work to get even a few clips that looked like a commercial, and still you could see without looking closely that legs were bending the wrong way and stuff was levitating. garbage. complete scam.
December 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
the mcdonald's AI ad was so telling, because the team admitted it took weeks of work to get even a few clips that looked like a commercial, and still you could see without looking closely that legs were bending the wrong way and stuff was levitating. garbage. complete scam.
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I actually do kind of believe that the doctors tell him they are hard tests that only geniuses can pass, because it's the only way to get him to sit still and do them
Couple of things here:
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I actually do kind of believe that the doctors tell him they are hard tests that only geniuses can pass, because it's the only way to get him to sit still and do them
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Not content with killing suicidal teens, the serial killer moves on to his next round of victims
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Not content with killing suicidal teens, the serial killer moves on to his next round of victims
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
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Oh shit, are we hating on Jimmy Fallon? He's the unseasoned chicken of people, he's White Liberal Original Flavour™️, he's like if mud carrying intestinal parasites somehow landed a comedy career, I stg he only exists 'cause Disney's blue fairy farted on a ventriloquist dummy.
December 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Oh shit, are we hating on Jimmy Fallon? He's the unseasoned chicken of people, he's White Liberal Original Flavour™️, he's like if mud carrying intestinal parasites somehow landed a comedy career, I stg he only exists 'cause Disney's blue fairy farted on a ventriloquist dummy.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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If you work on Discord and you follow me, can you please stop working on Discord? It already works. The shit you're adding is just slop. Stop it.
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If you work on Discord and you follow me, can you please stop working on Discord? It already works. The shit you're adding is just slop. Stop it.
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
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Feels like "missing" is inaccurate. This child was kidnapped by the secret police and is now either a political prisoner or a trafficking victim.
A 6-year-old boy is missing after ICE arrested him and his dad in NYC last week and shipped them off to separate facilities. www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/02/i... @thecity.nyc @gwynnefitz.bsky.social
ICE Arrested and Separated Chinese Father From 6-Year-Old Son, Advocates Say
The father and son were detained at an ICE check-in on Nov. 26, advocates say. The son’s location is currently unknown, while the father is being held at an upstate ICE facility.
www.thecity.nyc
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Feels like "missing" is inaccurate. This child was kidnapped by the secret police and is now either a political prisoner or a trafficking victim.
At first I thought they were peas and assumed this must be a UK only confection
Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
At first I thought they were peas and assumed this must be a UK only confection
If you’ve ever heard the instrumentals from “This Is Me” during a YouTube ad you couldn’t skip, you may be entitled to compensation.
December 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
If you’ve ever heard the instrumentals from “This Is Me” during a YouTube ad you couldn’t skip, you may be entitled to compensation.
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Real hot girl shit
Sabrina Carpenter's post yesterday calling the White House video "evil and disgusting" is in record-setting ratio territory: 1.3 million likes (20x more than WH's), 177,000 reposts, 83 million views
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Real hot girl shit
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Me dealing with all these doctors appointments in December while still trying to be festive
December 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Me dealing with all these doctors appointments in December while still trying to be festive