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@buzzfeedchris.bsky.social
A just universe wouldn't tolerate my existence.
We Are The World's Economy and The Roll is On!
Retired @Buzzfeed co-founder. Cattle rancher.
We Are The World's Economy and The Roll is On!
Retired @Buzzfeed co-founder. Cattle rancher.
Quiet? Erika Kirk won't shut up about it!
I’m firing my wife tonight before she can do this to me
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Quiet? Erika Kirk won't shut up about it!
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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You are cherry picking data. Now show us when somebody in Israel was googling UVU and the nearest hospital 2 months before it went down.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You are cherry picking data. Now show us when somebody in Israel was googling UVU and the nearest hospital 2 months before it went down.
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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Being a producer for the Macy’s Day Parade must be so disorienting. What do you mean we’re going to have Shaggy do a medley of his biggest hits right after the Labubu float?
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Being a producer for the Macy’s Day Parade must be so disorienting. What do you mean we’re going to have Shaggy do a medley of his biggest hits right after the Labubu float?
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This guy's account, but just him reacting to Israeli war crimes
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This guy's account, but just him reacting to Israeli war crimes
Imagine if Zohran shows up to his meeting in a "Trump Skis in Jeans" ballcap, that'll really show Donnie he means business.
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Imagine if Zohran shows up to his meeting in a "Trump Skis in Jeans" ballcap, that'll really show Donnie he means business.
I am curating your shame experience.
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I am curating your shame experience.
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if you feed a labubu after midnight it turns into a teletubbie
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
if you feed a labubu after midnight it turns into a teletubbie
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Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
You'll never guess which biographical tidbit TMZ left out of its last writeup about Elon's dad.
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You'll never guess which biographical tidbit TMZ left out of its last writeup about Elon's dad.
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They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
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Again, Nuzzi didn't make a mistake. She sought this out. It was well known. Back when @dicknixon.bsky.social was anonymous & there were rumors he was important, she - drunk - solicited him to come see her in New York. He declined, quit using her as a source, & kept her at arm's length.
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Again, Nuzzi didn't make a mistake. She sought this out. It was well known. Back when @dicknixon.bsky.social was anonymous & there were rumors he was important, she - drunk - solicited him to come see her in New York. He declined, quit using her as a source, & kept her at arm's length.
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The Temu Algonquin Roundtable
Nuzzi, like TCW, exists as a kind of simulacrum of the midcentury public intellectual. Not even ripping off the writers of that era, but imitating a sort of half-remembered, half-invented idea of what those writers were sort of like and what their general vibe was.
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The Temu Algonquin Roundtable
shoutout to olivia nuzzi to starting her career by cozying up to sexpest political weirdos and just riding that rodeo without ever diverting into anything else
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
shoutout to olivia nuzzi to starting her career by cozying up to sexpest political weirdos and just riding that rodeo without ever diverting into anything else
morning, everybody. rise and grind. hopefully getting one day closer to reconciling that danny elfman is an indefensible sex pest.
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
morning, everybody. rise and grind. hopefully getting one day closer to reconciling that danny elfman is an indefensible sex pest.
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jeffrey epstein spent thanksgiving *2017* with President Donald Trump at Mar a Lago and we only know this now i'm going to go insane
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
jeffrey epstein spent thanksgiving *2017* with President Donald Trump at Mar a Lago and we only know this now i'm going to go insane
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
Mamdani's muslim takeover has gone beyond NYC, some guy named Tarik won the Cy Young
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Mamdani's muslim takeover has gone beyond NYC, some guy named Tarik won the Cy Young
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
This is a disgusting post, because Ghislaine Maxwell is arguably much hotter and monstrous than Karoline Leavitt.
If Ghislaine Maxwell were blonde, she’d be Karoline Leavitt.
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This is a disgusting post, because Ghislaine Maxwell is arguably much hotter and monstrous than Karoline Leavitt.
Jack Schlossberg's pivot from annoying millennial queen on tiktok to central casting Kennedy running for Congress in 2-3 months is diabolical. can they do this for "leave britney alone" or "daddy chill"?
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Jack Schlossberg's pivot from annoying millennial queen on tiktok to central casting Kennedy running for Congress in 2-3 months is diabolical. can they do this for "leave britney alone" or "daddy chill"?
This guy's account, but just him reacting to Israeli war crimes
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This guy's account, but just him reacting to Israeli war crimes