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Michael Watts
@mjwatts1983.bsky.social
USN 2002-08 MM2(NUKE/SW), Uncle, Owns a cat, Dem, Politics & Simpsons Geek, #TexPat in CO. Tweets are my own & do not reflect the orgs I represent.
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Don’t blame me. I voted for Harris

#Inauguration2025
SNL, 28 Feb 1998
Game Show: "Who's More Grizzled?"

"damn... you are grizzled"
huggy | R.I.P. Robert Duvall s23e14 2/28/98 Host Garth Brooks #saturdaynightlive #snl #snlclassic #robertduvall #riprobertduvall | Instagram
556 likes, 23 comments - snlreelz on February 16, 2026: "R.I.P. Robert Duvall s23e14 2/28/98 Host Garth Brooks #saturdaynightlive #snl #snlclassic #robertduvall #riprobertduvall".
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February 17, 2026 at 5:25 AM
(1/2) "Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they'll have between now & the time the show becomes unprofitable?"
'The Simpsons' marks 800 episodes | An AP mini-documentary
YouTube video by Associated Press
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 5:17 AM
People who voted for "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party" realize that the leopards eat people's faces
They backed Trump. Then Border Patrol arrested their neighbor. What now?
When “mass deportation” gets to Trump country.
www.vox.com
February 17, 2026 at 5:02 AM
A mediocre president sounds good these days

Boring is actually a good thing
The Mediocre Presidents (The Simpsons)
YouTube video by ThingsICantFindOtherwise
youtu.be
February 17, 2026 at 3:33 AM
2026 Winter Olympics
Medal Count, Day 10
February 17, 2026 at 3:20 AM
2026 Winter Olympics, Day 10
Gold medal winners
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 3:08 AM
52 DNFs in the first run of the men's slalom
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:51 AM
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Elana Meyers Taylor claims that ever elusive gold in monobob
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:09 AM
2026 Winter Olympics
Women's hockey, Semifinals SUI-CAN

Thursday, Times ET
Bronze Medal Game, 8:30AM: SUI-SWE
Gold Medal Game, 1:00PM: CAN-USA
youtu.be
February 17, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Reposted by Michael Watts
Haha 🤣
February 16, 2026 at 3:17 PM
2026 Winter Olympics
Women’s hockey, Semifinal SWE-USA

USA wins by 5, records shutout

"It's not personal, it's strictly business"
youtu.be
February 16, 2026 at 9:01 PM
When Rs use woke and DEI, they are deflecting blame from their own maleficence and incompetence
Nashville is furious about power outages. Republicans say ‘woke’ is to blame.
As Nashville’s utility company struggled to recover from a catastrophic ice storm and its Democratic mayor ordered a review, some conservatives attacked diversity training.
www.nbcnews.com
February 16, 2026 at 6:28 AM