Michael Watts
@mjwatts1983.bsky.social
USN 2002-08 MM2(NUKE/SW), Uncle, Owns a cat, Dem, Politics & Simpsons Geek, #TexPat in CO. Tweets are my own & do not reflect the orgs I represent.
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Happy Life Day
Star Wars Holiday Special, The (1978) [Nice Copy]
YouTube video by DJameyson
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November 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Happy Life Day
NFL 2025 Week 11
MNF DAL-LV
Cowboys 1st game since Marshawn Kneeland’s death
Most TD passes by Cowboys QB on MNF: 4
1978: Roger Staubach, Week 1 W BAL
1982: Danny White, Week 1 L PIT
2025: Dak Prescott, W at LV (no ints)
MNF DAL-LV
Cowboys 1st game since Marshawn Kneeland’s death
Most TD passes by Cowboys QB on MNF: 4
1978: Roger Staubach, Week 1 W BAL
1982: Danny White, Week 1 L PIT
2025: Dak Prescott, W at LV (no ints)
Dallas Cowboys vs Las Vegas Raiders Game Highlights | 2025 NFL Season Week 11
YouTube video by NFL
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November 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
NFL 2025 Week 11
MNF DAL-LV
Cowboys 1st game since Marshawn Kneeland’s death
Most TD passes by Cowboys QB on MNF: 4
1978: Roger Staubach, Week 1 W BAL
1982: Danny White, Week 1 L PIT
2025: Dak Prescott, W at LV (no ints)
MNF DAL-LV
Cowboys 1st game since Marshawn Kneeland’s death
Most TD passes by Cowboys QB on MNF: 4
1978: Roger Staubach, Week 1 W BAL
1982: Danny White, Week 1 L PIT
2025: Dak Prescott, W at LV (no ints)
NFL 2025 Week 11
SNF DET-PHI
Blame the refs, but going 0-5 on 4th down is not exactly a winning formula. Especially against the defending champion Eagles who are currently in the NFC-1 spot
SNF DET-PHI
Blame the refs, but going 0-5 on 4th down is not exactly a winning formula. Especially against the defending champion Eagles who are currently in the NFC-1 spot
Detroit Lions vs Philadelphia Eagles Game Highlights | 2025 NFL Season Week 11
YouTube video by NFL
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November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
NFL 2025 Week 11
SNF DET-PHI
Blame the refs, but going 0-5 on 4th down is not exactly a winning formula. Especially against the defending champion Eagles who are currently in the NFC-1 spot
SNF DET-PHI
Blame the refs, but going 0-5 on 4th down is not exactly a winning formula. Especially against the defending champion Eagles who are currently in the NFC-1 spot
NFL 2025 Week 11
BAL-CLE
Mark Andrews hurricane TD run extends the Ravens win streak to 4
BAL-CLE
Mark Andrews hurricane TD run extends the Ravens win streak to 4
Baltimore Ravens vs. Cleveland Browns Game Highlights | NFL 2025 Season Week 11
YouTube video by NFL
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November 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
NFL 2025 Week 11
BAL-CLE
Mark Andrews hurricane TD run extends the Ravens win streak to 4
BAL-CLE
Mark Andrews hurricane TD run extends the Ravens win streak to 4
NFL 2025 Week 11
SEA-LAR
Matthew Stafford throws for 2 TDs as he continues to build his MVP case. Stafford also gets above .500 for the 1st time in his career
Rams defense picks off Sam Darnold 4 times. Seahawks miss 61yd FG at the end
SEA-LAR
Matthew Stafford throws for 2 TDs as he continues to build his MVP case. Stafford also gets above .500 for the 1st time in his career
Rams defense picks off Sam Darnold 4 times. Seahawks miss 61yd FG at the end
Seattle Seahawks vs. Los Angeles Rams Game Highlights | NFL 2025 Season Week 11
YouTube video by NFL
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November 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
NFL 2025 Week 11
SEA-LAR
Matthew Stafford throws for 2 TDs as he continues to build his MVP case. Stafford also gets above .500 for the 1st time in his career
Rams defense picks off Sam Darnold 4 times. Seahawks miss 61yd FG at the end
SEA-LAR
Matthew Stafford throws for 2 TDs as he continues to build his MVP case. Stafford also gets above .500 for the 1st time in his career
Rams defense picks off Sam Darnold 4 times. Seahawks miss 61yd FG at the end
San Francisco 49ers vs Arizona Cardinals Game Highlights | 2025 NFL Season Week 11
YouTube video by NFL
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November 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
NFL 2025 Week 11
KC-DEN
Broncos win 8th straight & widen lead in AFC West
“oh the Chiefs are done”
And how many Freddy Kruger movies were made?
But get that epitaph ready
KC-DEN
Broncos win 8th straight & widen lead in AFC West
“oh the Chiefs are done”
And how many Freddy Kruger movies were made?
But get that epitaph ready
Kansas City Chiefs vs Denver Broncos Game Highlights | 2025 NFL Season Week 11
YouTube video by NFL
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November 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
NFL 2025 Week 11
KC-DEN
Broncos win 8th straight & widen lead in AFC West
“oh the Chiefs are done”
And how many Freddy Kruger movies were made?
But get that epitaph ready
KC-DEN
Broncos win 8th straight & widen lead in AFC West
“oh the Chiefs are done”
And how many Freddy Kruger movies were made?
But get that epitaph ready
NFL 2025 Week 11
HOU-TN
Matthew Wright boots the Texans to .500 for the first time this season & 5th straight win over the Titans in Nashville
Good news for the Titans: The new stadium construction remains on target for Feb 2027 opening
HOU-TN
Matthew Wright boots the Texans to .500 for the first time this season & 5th straight win over the Titans in Nashville
Good news for the Titans: The new stadium construction remains on target for Feb 2027 opening
Houston Texans vs. Tennessee Titans Game Highlights | NFL 2025 Season Week 11
YouTube video by NFL
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November 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
NFL 2025 Week 11
HOU-TN
Matthew Wright boots the Texans to .500 for the first time this season & 5th straight win over the Titans in Nashville
Good news for the Titans: The new stadium construction remains on target for Feb 2027 opening
HOU-TN
Matthew Wright boots the Texans to .500 for the first time this season & 5th straight win over the Titans in Nashville
Good news for the Titans: The new stadium construction remains on target for Feb 2027 opening
NFL 2025 Week 11
CIN-PIT
Steelers get 2 defensive touchdowns in dominating win over the Bengals
But this game is more known for Ja’Marr Chase spitting on Jalen Ramsey
youtu.be/lP9B3wtc1LA?...
CIN-PIT
Steelers get 2 defensive touchdowns in dominating win over the Bengals
But this game is more known for Ja’Marr Chase spitting on Jalen Ramsey
youtu.be/lP9B3wtc1LA?...
Cincinnati Bengals vs. Pittsburgh Steelers Game Highlights | NFL 2025 Season Week 11
YouTube video by NFL
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November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
NFL 2025 Week 11
CIN-PIT
Steelers get 2 defensive touchdowns in dominating win over the Bengals
But this game is more known for Ja’Marr Chase spitting on Jalen Ramsey
youtu.be/lP9B3wtc1LA?...
CIN-PIT
Steelers get 2 defensive touchdowns in dominating win over the Bengals
But this game is more known for Ja’Marr Chase spitting on Jalen Ramsey
youtu.be/lP9B3wtc1LA?...
NFL 2025 Week 11
GB-NYG
Jordan Love throws for 2 TDs to get the Packers back on winning ways
GB-NYG
Jordan Love throws for 2 TDs to get the Packers back on winning ways
Green Bay Packers vs. New York Giants Game Highlights | NFL 2025 Season Week 11
YouTube video by NFL
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November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
NFL 2025 Week 11
GB-NYG
Jordan Love throws for 2 TDs to get the Packers back on winning ways
GB-NYG
Jordan Love throws for 2 TDs to get the Packers back on winning ways
NFL 2025 Week 11
LAC-JAX
No punts for the Jaguars, a first in franchise history
youtu.be/9xCK05Ybkr8?...
LAC-JAX
No punts for the Jaguars, a first in franchise history
youtu.be/9xCK05Ybkr8?...
Los Angeles Chargers vs Jacksonville Jaguars Game Highlights | 2025 NFL Season Week 11
YouTube video by NFL
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November 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
NFL 2025 Week 11
LAC-JAX
No punts for the Jaguars, a first in franchise history
youtu.be/9xCK05Ybkr8?...
LAC-JAX
No punts for the Jaguars, a first in franchise history
youtu.be/9xCK05Ybkr8?...
NFL 2025 Week 11
CAR-ATL
Bryce Young throws 3 TDs & a franchise record 448yds
Panthers 1st season sweep of Falcons since 2013
Speaking of the Falcons, Penix heads to IR. Another lost season. They’ll be picking high in the draft… except their 1st Round pick belongs to the Rams
CAR-ATL
Bryce Young throws 3 TDs & a franchise record 448yds
Panthers 1st season sweep of Falcons since 2013
Speaking of the Falcons, Penix heads to IR. Another lost season. They’ll be picking high in the draft… except their 1st Round pick belongs to the Rams
Carolina Panthers vs Atlanta Falcons Game Highlights | 2025 NFL Season Week 11
YouTube video by NFL
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November 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
NFL 2025 Week 11
CAR-ATL
Bryce Young throws 3 TDs & a franchise record 448yds
Panthers 1st season sweep of Falcons since 2013
Speaking of the Falcons, Penix heads to IR. Another lost season. They’ll be picking high in the draft… except their 1st Round pick belongs to the Rams
CAR-ATL
Bryce Young throws 3 TDs & a franchise record 448yds
Panthers 1st season sweep of Falcons since 2013
Speaking of the Falcons, Penix heads to IR. Another lost season. They’ll be picking high in the draft… except their 1st Round pick belongs to the Rams
NFL 2025 Week 11
CHI-MN
Cairo Santos kicks the Bears into first place in the NFC North- wait, the Bears are leading the division?!
youtu.be/8GiYddBueGM?...
CHI-MN
Cairo Santos kicks the Bears into first place in the NFC North- wait, the Bears are leading the division?!
youtu.be/8GiYddBueGM?...
Chicago Bears vs Minnesota Vikings Game Highlights | 2025 NFL Season Week 11
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November 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
NFL 2025 Week 11
CHI-MN
Cairo Santos kicks the Bears into first place in the NFC North- wait, the Bears are leading the division?!
youtu.be/8GiYddBueGM?...
CHI-MN
Cairo Santos kicks the Bears into first place in the NFC North- wait, the Bears are leading the division?!
youtu.be/8GiYddBueGM?...
NFL 2025 Week 11
TB-BUF
Josh Allen throws for 3 TDs & rushes for 3 TDs in a high scoring affair in Buffalo
youtu.be/CpxkriQh6DM?...
TB-BUF
Josh Allen throws for 3 TDs & rushes for 3 TDs in a high scoring affair in Buffalo
youtu.be/CpxkriQh6DM?...
Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Buffalo Bills Game Highlights | NFL 2025 Season Week 11
YouTube video by NFL
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November 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
NFL 2025 Week 11
TB-BUF
Josh Allen throws for 3 TDs & rushes for 3 TDs in a high scoring affair in Buffalo
youtu.be/CpxkriQh6DM?...
TB-BUF
Josh Allen throws for 3 TDs & rushes for 3 TDs in a high scoring affair in Buffalo
youtu.be/CpxkriQh6DM?...
NFL 2025 Week 11
WSH-MIA
Jack Jones’s interception sets up Riley Patterson’s FG in overtime
youtu.be/jS599TkCCLo?...
WSH-MIA
Jack Jones’s interception sets up Riley Patterson’s FG in overtime
youtu.be/jS599TkCCLo?...
Washington Commanders vs. Miami Dolphins Game Highlights | NFL 2025 Season Week 11
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November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
NFL 2025 Week 11
WSH-MIA
Jack Jones’s interception sets up Riley Patterson’s FG in overtime
youtu.be/jS599TkCCLo?...
WSH-MIA
Jack Jones’s interception sets up Riley Patterson’s FG in overtime
youtu.be/jS599TkCCLo?...
MACGRUBER!
MacGruber: Epstein Files - SNL
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November 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
MACGRUBER!
Reposted by Michael Watts
Malcolm Nance said these sound like the titles of porn movies.
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Malcolm Nance said these sound like the titles of porn movies.
Reposted by Michael Watts
According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
Reposted by Michael Watts
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
Reposted by Michael Watts
Operation Change The Topic From Epstein
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Operation Change The Topic From Epstein
Reposted by Michael Watts
He’s been ranting in long posts all night.
Rather than subject you to his drivel, refer to the gif below for the gist of it.
Rather than subject you to his drivel, refer to the gif below for the gist of it.
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
He’s been ranting in long posts all night.
Rather than subject you to his drivel, refer to the gif below for the gist of it.
Rather than subject you to his drivel, refer to the gif below for the gist of it.
