Vallejo Crime Desk
@buzzfeedchris.bsky.social
A just universe wouldn't tolerate my existence.
We Are The World's Economy and The Roll is On!
Retired @Buzzfeed co-founder. Cattle rancher.
We Are The World's Economy and The Roll is On!
Retired @Buzzfeed co-founder. Cattle rancher.
Jack Schlossberg's pivot from annoying millennial queen on tiktok to central casting Kennedy running for Congress in 2-3 months is diabolical. can they do this for "leave britney alone" or "daddy chill"?
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Jack Schlossberg's pivot from annoying millennial queen on tiktok to central casting Kennedy running for Congress in 2-3 months is diabolical. can they do this for "leave britney alone" or "daddy chill"?
This guy's account, but just him reacting to Israeli war crimes
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This guy's account, but just him reacting to Israeli war crimes
Rise and grind, have a blessed sunday
October 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Rise and grind, have a blessed sunday
Do you have a better idea?
August 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Do you have a better idea?
It's legal to steal people in Walmart, steal anything you want from Walmart
July 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It's legal to steal people in Walmart, steal anything you want from Walmart
Republicans love Texas kids getting killed and the cops didn't even have to be negligent for this one, just gut the NOAA instead.
July 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Republicans love Texas kids getting killed and the cops didn't even have to be negligent for this one, just gut the NOAA instead.
Once it happens, do you expect something else to follow?
June 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Once it happens, do you expect something else to follow?
The DEI bedwetters in the Trump administration think they need to throw a birthday part for the Army?
Yet they won't lift a finger to honor our Navy reservists!
Yet they won't lift a finger to honor our Navy reservists!
June 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The DEI bedwetters in the Trump administration think they need to throw a birthday part for the Army?
Yet they won't lift a finger to honor our Navy reservists!
Yet they won't lift a finger to honor our Navy reservists!
I was at Herbs and Rye in early March and had everything, worth it 100%
May 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I was at Herbs and Rye in early March and had everything, worth it 100%
love kate bush
May 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
love kate bush
Shaboozey at Met Gala before GTA 6, why must we continue in agony, waiting for his next release?
May 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Shaboozey at Met Gala before GTA 6, why must we continue in agony, waiting for his next release?
LizBru having something to write about but it's not a conservative pontiff
May 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
LizBru having something to write about but it's not a conservative pontiff
Doing press for the second-worst people on the planet and exploiting the misery of others will do that to a feller.
May 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Doing press for the second-worst people on the planet and exploiting the misery of others will do that to a feller.
Tan, Tested, and Ready (assume i put alt text in the image)
April 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Tan, Tested, and Ready (assume i put alt text in the image)
You're in a national security group chat receiving war plans, I'm on a ferry in Bangkok ruminating on identity and fate with my best lad, we are not the same
March 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
You're in a national security group chat receiving war plans, I'm on a ferry in Bangkok ruminating on identity and fate with my best lad, we are not the same
Also me in the national security team group chat
March 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Also me in the national security team group chat
If you see this, post a doc
March 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If you see this, post a doc