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@wilwheaton.net remember when you got bullied off of mastodon for being a weird little wiener lmao
January 28, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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[grocery store manager throwing away the biggest uv lightbulb boxes you’ve ever seen] i’ll find out who’s been busting nuts all over my car if its the last thing i do
at the club (grocey store parking lot)
January 19, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Apparently my wife’s karate teacher’s sourdough starter exploded in the back of our car when she was giving him a ride to his mom’s bakery after his car wouldn’t start? Whew! I think I have that straight. Anyway, big mess!
January 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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December 23, 2024 at 8:04 AM
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Brought to you by the winners of the FIFA and Nobel Peace prizes
January 3, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere
December 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Santa actually has to add saltpeter to the nog supply to keep the elves from fucking each other to death
December 26, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Hacker News?
The Only Children of White Collar Professional Parents In The 1990s website is uniquely badly-positioned to have good memories or holiday food
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"Dasha, when she was fired by Gersh"
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
try that in a mall clown
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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zohran: good morning rama my wife
rama: hello mamdani
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Libs who claim to know the solution to ending fascism but refuse to read even a single WWII era history book
Folks demanding political / ideological purity fail to see that this is no longer a movement belonging to the left / liberals. This is an opposition against fascism. By definition it must be big tent. Failure to grasp this: see divided oppositions in Eastern Europe as your failed examples.
October 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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“I know I make people feel uncomfortable! That’s my entire brand.”

Climate Defiance interrupting a Cuomo presser in the best possible way.
October 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
September 20, 2023 at 2:14 AM
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The full text exchange between Tyler Robinson and his roommate:
September 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think

Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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“The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world.”
― J.G. Ballard, Kingdom Come
September 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Everything gonna be irie
September 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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More birthday notes have been revealed. In my opinion, this is beginning to implicate Donald Trump.
September 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
🎶 He's been playing the long game, duh, he had to trick 'emmm 🎶
- @nicklutsko.bsky.social
BREAKING: Speaker of the House announces Trump was an FBI informant tasked with taking down Epstein.
September 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM