Melon Farmer
@bth2roll1.bsky.social
I wasn't involved with the project
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Can't have Jesus without sus, Merry Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Can't have Jesus without sus, Merry Christmas
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Regular reminder that the majority of the people who dreamed up the stories you love are, like, BROKE broke, and that most of the money spent on their work was given to Some Guy™️ instead.
December 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Regular reminder that the majority of the people who dreamed up the stories you love are, like, BROKE broke, and that most of the money spent on their work was given to Some Guy™️ instead.
What winning streak?
December 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
What winning streak?
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it is terrifying and awful that this passed the House with any Dem support at all (and once again, the continued leadership support for Cuellar is unconscionable)
call your senators and make absolutely sure this dies in the Senate, lives are on the line
trans people deserve so much better
call your senators and make absolutely sure this dies in the Senate, lives are on the line
trans people deserve so much better
Henry Cuellar, Don Davis, and Vicente Gonzalez joined Republicans in voting to criminalize trans health care.
The bill passed only 216 to 214.
4 Republicans voted no. If they did too, it would have failed.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/rol...
The bill passed only 216 to 214.
4 Republicans voted no. If they did too, it would have failed.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/rol...
clerk.house.gov
December 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
it is terrifying and awful that this passed the House with any Dem support at all (and once again, the continued leadership support for Cuellar is unconscionable)
call your senators and make absolutely sure this dies in the Senate, lives are on the line
trans people deserve so much better
call your senators and make absolutely sure this dies in the Senate, lives are on the line
trans people deserve so much better
How oddly specific.
I neither knew nor cared about the type of vehicle in which Duffy lost his virginity but I guess we all just have to live with this now
I neither knew nor cared about the type of vehicle in which Duffy lost his virginity but I guess we all just have to live with this now
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
How oddly specific.
I neither knew nor cared about the type of vehicle in which Duffy lost his virginity but I guess we all just have to live with this now
I neither knew nor cared about the type of vehicle in which Duffy lost his virginity but I guess we all just have to live with this now
What game made you fall in love with video games?
As a kid, I was enthralled by tales of knights (King Arthur & co. in particular) as well as The Hobbit, and then a friend had the first Wizardry and it was like, "Here, you can (kinda sorta) 'be' all that..."
As a kid, I was enthralled by tales of knights (King Arthur & co. in particular) as well as The Hobbit, and then a friend had the first Wizardry and it was like, "Here, you can (kinda sorta) 'be' all that..."
December 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
What game made you fall in love with video games?
As a kid, I was enthralled by tales of knights (King Arthur & co. in particular) as well as The Hobbit, and then a friend had the first Wizardry and it was like, "Here, you can (kinda sorta) 'be' all that..."
As a kid, I was enthralled by tales of knights (King Arthur & co. in particular) as well as The Hobbit, and then a friend had the first Wizardry and it was like, "Here, you can (kinda sorta) 'be' all that..."
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happy max headroom hijacking day to all who celebrate. become ungovernable.
"Thirty-eight years ago today a Chicago television signal was hijacked and the airing program was replaced by a stranger in a Max Headroom mask. The perpetrator has never been identified."
November 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
happy max headroom hijacking day to all who celebrate. become ungovernable.
Is that rainbow coming out of the author's ass?
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Is that rainbow coming out of the author's ass?
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I FOUND THE BOOK WITH THE ORB
October 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I FOUND THE BOOK WITH THE ORB
The Last Dragon (the 1985 one)
Name a FIlm you saw at a Drive In Theater.
October 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The Last Dragon (the 1985 one)
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Uh hey, a heads up:
This is probably a good time to make sure that you go into settings on your profiles and make sure that "autoplay video" is turned off. Setting labels like 'violence' to "hide" or "don't show" is likewise a good idea if you don't want to see the TPUSA shooting by accident.
This is probably a good time to make sure that you go into settings on your profiles and make sure that "autoplay video" is turned off. Setting labels like 'violence' to "hide" or "don't show" is likewise a good idea if you don't want to see the TPUSA shooting by accident.
September 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Uh hey, a heads up:
This is probably a good time to make sure that you go into settings on your profiles and make sure that "autoplay video" is turned off. Setting labels like 'violence' to "hide" or "don't show" is likewise a good idea if you don't want to see the TPUSA shooting by accident.
This is probably a good time to make sure that you go into settings on your profiles and make sure that "autoplay video" is turned off. Setting labels like 'violence' to "hide" or "don't show" is likewise a good idea if you don't want to see the TPUSA shooting by accident.
I hope they have all the very best boxes lined up for you in Heaven, Maru
September 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I hope they have all the very best boxes lined up for you in Heaven, Maru
Randomly getting ‘down in front’ passes to Metallica/Guns ‘n’ Roses/Bodycount Day on the Green because we happened to be in the shortest line (i.e. farthest from the BART offramp) waiting to get in so we were in this little fenced-off area right at the stage and spared from the customary sod fight
What is your biggest concert flex?
August 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Randomly getting ‘down in front’ passes to Metallica/Guns ‘n’ Roses/Bodycount Day on the Green because we happened to be in the shortest line (i.e. farthest from the BART offramp) waiting to get in so we were in this little fenced-off area right at the stage and spared from the customary sod fight
Probably Wizards - which I didn't even actually like when I saw it (and still don't really care for). But we were all JUST getting into D&D and weird sci-fi and whatever, and Wizards said other people weren't merely into this stuff, they were *making films of it* so we should maybe Go Find All That
What movie has had the most impact on your actual literal life? Not necessarily your favorite, but the one that’s most influenced or shaped something in your trajectory?
August 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Probably Wizards - which I didn't even actually like when I saw it (and still don't really care for). But we were all JUST getting into D&D and weird sci-fi and whatever, and Wizards said other people weren't merely into this stuff, they were *making films of it* so we should maybe Go Find All That
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young boys should look up to Perfect Tommy instead of andrew tate or that little streamer rat man youtu.be/fKHaNIEa6kA
Buckaroo Banzai - Give her your coat
YouTube video by 427cidpower
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August 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
young boys should look up to Perfect Tommy instead of andrew tate or that little streamer rat man youtu.be/fKHaNIEa6kA
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We could have had cancer vaccines, and instead the United States will contribute nothing whatsoever to mRNA research, condemning millions of people worldwide to unnecessary illness and death
WASHINGTON (AP) — Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announces he will cancel $500 million in vaccine development projects.
August 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
We could have had cancer vaccines, and instead the United States will contribute nothing whatsoever to mRNA research, condemning millions of people worldwide to unnecessary illness and death
Skyward by Therapy?
if you were a closer in major league baseball what would your entrance music be
August 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Skyward by Therapy?
The Dackelmuseum (dachshund museum) in Germany.
Not like a natural history kind of thing, but rather a space filled to the brim with dachshund-related trinkets (figurines, etc.). Delightful.
Was in Passau when we went, but I think has now moved upriver to Regensburg
Not like a natural history kind of thing, but rather a space filled to the brim with dachshund-related trinkets (figurines, etc.). Delightful.
Was in Passau when we went, but I think has now moved upriver to Regensburg
what is the most unique museum u have visited
for me possibly the ramen museum
for me possibly the ramen museum
more museums should provide fries at the end tbh
August 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
The Dackelmuseum (dachshund museum) in Germany.
Not like a natural history kind of thing, but rather a space filled to the brim with dachshund-related trinkets (figurines, etc.). Delightful.
Was in Passau when we went, but I think has now moved upriver to Regensburg
Not like a natural history kind of thing, but rather a space filled to the brim with dachshund-related trinkets (figurines, etc.). Delightful.
Was in Passau when we went, but I think has now moved upriver to Regensburg
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By ratting on Jesse Ventura's unionization efforts, Hulk Hogan denied all of his coworkers, and generations of performers who came after him, insurance and a retirement fund, and in that, shares in responsibility for the early deaths of several other wrestlers.
July 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
By ratting on Jesse Ventura's unionization efforts, Hulk Hogan denied all of his coworkers, and generations of performers who came after him, insurance and a retirement fund, and in that, shares in responsibility for the early deaths of several other wrestlers.
That first time you come across Crazy Train on Headbangers Ball…
Have a good time jamming with Randy, old boy
Have a good time jamming with Randy, old boy
July 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
That first time you come across Crazy Train on Headbangers Ball…
Have a good time jamming with Randy, old boy
Have a good time jamming with Randy, old boy
If you see this, quote this post with a time travel movie that's not BACK TO THE FUTURE 🎥
July 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If you see this, quote this post with a time travel movie that's not BACK TO THE FUTURE 🎥
Name something you remember watching on this!
The Wiz.
I can't remember what the occasion was - we didn't normally watch movies at school, but maybe a field trip got canceled or something
The Wiz.
I can't remember what the occasion was - we didn't normally watch movies at school, but maybe a field trip got canceled or something
July 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Name something you remember watching on this!
The Wiz.
I can't remember what the occasion was - we didn't normally watch movies at school, but maybe a field trip got canceled or something
The Wiz.
I can't remember what the occasion was - we didn't normally watch movies at school, but maybe a field trip got canceled or something
Today in feelin’ old: explaining to your bartender that The [new] Running Man is a remake
July 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Today in feelin’ old: explaining to your bartender that The [new] Running Man is a remake