Well I guess affordability is a... scam or something now?

The seat belts, though...

Parents rented a wagon for a road trip once, I spent the whole time just rolling around in back playing with toys. It's a wonder any of us made it adulthood

“It’s in that place I put that thing that time.”

Parents bought a NorthStar Horizon (with the wood cabinet) for home office use, but also got Windmere Estate so I had something to do on it.

They gave me an Apple IIc for Christmas a couple years later with Mask of the Sun and the first Carmen San Diego

Read this at first as "Roberts'" and wondered for a moment if the Supreme Court had suddenly gotten Interesting