Brook Trout Café
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I'm just watching a bad dream I never wake up from
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No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
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For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies
America has a bit of a nazi problem
January 8, 2026 at 2:25 PM
America has a bit of a nazi problem
Says the president of the only country to invoke Article 5
Trump is back with a fiery NATO rant, claiming he pushed allies to 5% GDP defense spending and saved Ukraine from total Russian occupation. He says he ended eight wars, was snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize by Norway, and insists NATO wouldn’t defend the U.S., but he’d defend them anyway.
Bravado.
Bravado.
January 7, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Says the president of the only country to invoke Article 5
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No amount of gaslighting will convince sane and rational Americans that we didn’t see what we saw on January 6, 2021.
Let’s cut through some of the bullshit and lies…
Let’s cut through some of the bullshit and lies…
January 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
No amount of gaslighting will convince sane and rational Americans that we didn’t see what we saw on January 6, 2021.
Let’s cut through some of the bullshit and lies…
Let’s cut through some of the bullshit and lies…
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Never forget. 🇺🇸
January 6, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Never forget. 🇺🇸
This is the guy who thinks he can run Venezuela 2,050 miles away from Caracas without a single boot on the ground and with Maduro's underlings still in power. Can anyone explain how that works, and why no one is asking this question? He can't do it through coercion alone
Trump looked like death warmed over as he returned to the White House tonight
(Alex Wong/Getty)
(Alex Wong/Getty)
January 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
This is the guy who thinks he can run Venezuela 2,050 miles away from Caracas without a single boot on the ground and with Maduro's underlings still in power. Can anyone explain how that works, and why no one is asking this question? He can't do it through coercion alone
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Pour one out for Jim Moylan
RIP The Guy Who Put The Little Arrow On Your Fuel Gauge Though I Think There Was An Earlier One - The Autopian
If there’s one car fact or Easter Egg or detail (or whatever you want to call it) that seems to delight non-car-obsessed people more than any other one, I think it has to be this one: fuel gauges tend...
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December 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Pour one out for Jim Moylan
You'll never believe it, but the refs just made an awful call against the Lions
December 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You'll never believe it, but the refs just made an awful call against the Lions
Narrator: what the flailing human goose turd wasn't telling the people was, they were earning the same, but it was buying them less
Lutnick: "Donald Trump's economy grew 4.3%. That means that Americans overall, all of us, are going to earn 4.3% more money. We're making a raise, it's a simple way to do it."
December 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Narrator: what the flailing human goose turd wasn't telling the people was, they were earning the same, but it was buying them less
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Look….. I know I’m an adult so it’s different…… but I feel like this year’s Christmas is the least Christmas-y I’ve ever experienced.
Personally, because of all of the horror we’ve had this year. But also commercially, I feel like even companies are phoning it in or not even acknowledging it.
Personally, because of all of the horror we’ve had this year. But also commercially, I feel like even companies are phoning it in or not even acknowledging it.
December 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Look….. I know I’m an adult so it’s different…… but I feel like this year’s Christmas is the least Christmas-y I’ve ever experienced.
Personally, because of all of the horror we’ve had this year. But also commercially, I feel like even companies are phoning it in or not even acknowledging it.
Personally, because of all of the horror we’ve had this year. But also commercially, I feel like even companies are phoning it in or not even acknowledging it.
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So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
Jesus Christ
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Jesus Christ
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👏 #PresidentOfColombia #GustavoPetro:
"Texas is an invaded territory. It wasn't sold; it was invaded — the same goes for California and the entire southern United States. 🧵
"Texas is an invaded territory. It wasn't sold; it was invaded — the same goes for California and the entire southern United States. 🧵
December 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
👏 #PresidentOfColombia #GustavoPetro:
"Texas is an invaded territory. It wasn't sold; it was invaded — the same goes for California and the entire southern United States. 🧵
"Texas is an invaded territory. It wasn't sold; it was invaded — the same goes for California and the entire southern United States. 🧵
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“.. The problem isn’t that grocery prices are high .. the problem is that nobody is giving the president credit for all the good things happening in the make-believe world he inhabits.”
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December 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“.. The problem isn’t that grocery prices are high .. the problem is that nobody is giving the president credit for all the good things happening in the make-believe world he inhabits.”
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Calling the press “fake news” is harmful. Calling them “seditious, perhaps even treasonous” for publishing reporting is something else entirely. Treason is a capital crime. Suggesting journalists should face it for exercising their First Amendment rights and doing their jobs is dangerous.
December 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Calling the press “fake news” is harmful. Calling them “seditious, perhaps even treasonous” for publishing reporting is something else entirely. Treason is a capital crime. Suggesting journalists should face it for exercising their First Amendment rights and doing their jobs is dangerous.
I don't care about Marco Rubio nixing calibri as "DEI" or whatever. I do care about the State Department and White House making the Great Replacement Theory into our national security posture and promising to prop up neo nazis in Europe to perpetuate this
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I don't care about Marco Rubio nixing calibri as "DEI" or whatever. I do care about the State Department and White House making the Great Replacement Theory into our national security posture and promising to prop up neo nazis in Europe to perpetuate this
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If you wonder whether these comparisons of Trump to Nazis go too far, remember that Hitler was present in the German political scene long before he created the first death camp
And at that point, he was calling Jews “vermin”
Which-of course-is not dissimilar from Trump calling Somalis “garbage”
And at that point, he was calling Jews “vermin”
Which-of course-is not dissimilar from Trump calling Somalis “garbage”
December 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If you wonder whether these comparisons of Trump to Nazis go too far, remember that Hitler was present in the German political scene long before he created the first death camp
And at that point, he was calling Jews “vermin”
Which-of course-is not dissimilar from Trump calling Somalis “garbage”
And at that point, he was calling Jews “vermin”
Which-of course-is not dissimilar from Trump calling Somalis “garbage”
Why are these disembodied space zombie hands clawing at the planet?
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Why are these disembodied space zombie hands clawing at the planet?
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This is a judgment free zone. If you need to break into a liquor store and pass out in the bathroom because you’re a raccoon who’s having a hard time, that’s ok. It’s called self care
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This is a judgment free zone. If you need to break into a liquor store and pass out in the bathroom because you’re a raccoon who’s having a hard time, that’s ok. It’s called self care
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GOP Rep. Mike Turner: "This activity that's happening in the Caribbean where they are hitting these boats -- these individuals if they were captured and tried and convicted, they would be guilty of criminal activity for which they're not subject to capital punishment. These people are being killed."
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
GOP Rep. Mike Turner: "This activity that's happening in the Caribbean where they are hitting these boats -- these individuals if they were captured and tried and convicted, they would be guilty of criminal activity for which they're not subject to capital punishment. These people are being killed."
I don't get the point of this. The bill is almost certainly doomed, and a lot of very, VERY rich people hold more than one passport. www.cleveland.com/news/2025/12...
Sen. Moreno wants to end dual citizenship; renounce the other nation or lose your U.S. status
Ohio Republican Sen. Bernie Moreno, who renounced his own Colombian citizenship at age 18, says "if you want to be an American, it's all or nothing." He has introduced a bill that would require people...
www.cleveland.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I don't get the point of this. The bill is almost certainly doomed, and a lot of very, VERY rich people hold more than one passport. www.cleveland.com/news/2025/12...
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Looks like Trump and Hegseth might be preparing to throw the military under the bus on the second strike.
This is why you don’t execute illegal orders. Because you are responsible
This is why you don’t execute illegal orders. Because you are responsible
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Looks like Trump and Hegseth might be preparing to throw the military under the bus on the second strike.
This is why you don’t execute illegal orders. Because you are responsible
This is why you don’t execute illegal orders. Because you are responsible
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Anyone else starting to get the impression that Trump's cabinet knows full well his brain is toast... and is starting to use that to their advantage?
“UKRAINE ‘LEADERSHIP’ HAS EXPRESSED ZERO GRATITUDE FOR OUR EFFORTS”- Trump
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November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Anyone else starting to get the impression that Trump's cabinet knows full well his brain is toast... and is starting to use that to their advantage?