Brook Trout Café
@brooktroutcafe.bsky.social
I'm just watching a bad dream I never wake up from
Me: Dammit get back to work
My auditory cortex: PAPA WAS A ROLLIN STONE/WELL WELL WELL
My auditory cortex: PAPA WAS A ROLLIN STONE/WELL WELL WELL
January 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Me: Dammit get back to work
My auditory cortex: PAPA WAS A ROLLIN STONE/WELL WELL WELL
My auditory cortex: PAPA WAS A ROLLIN STONE/WELL WELL WELL
That whole song sizzles from start to stop. What business does a harp have in being so sassy? And if you don't hate Papa by the time they reach "DEALIN IN DIRT!" you need to check your priorities
January 9, 2026 at 10:08 PM
That whole song sizzles from start to stop. What business does a harp have in being so sassy? And if you don't hate Papa by the time they reach "DEALIN IN DIRT!" you need to check your priorities
Donate to your local immigration advocacy nonprofit. Especially one with lawyers who help people with difficult cases navigate the courts/USCIS bureaucratic morass
January 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Donate to your local immigration advocacy nonprofit. Especially one with lawyers who help people with difficult cases navigate the courts/USCIS bureaucratic morass
System might be of a Down
January 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
System might be of a Down
This. As Dan Campbell put it, a team has to play better so it doesn't come down to one bad play/call
January 5, 2026 at 9:25 PM
This. As Dan Campbell put it, a team has to play better so it doesn't come down to one bad play/call
Being a Steelers fan is bad for your life expectancy
January 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Being a Steelers fan is bad for your life expectancy
Did someone say Mike McDonald? (I'll show myself out)
a man with a beard is singing into a microphone while playing a guitar .
ALT: a man with a beard is singing into a microphone while playing a guitar .
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January 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Did someone say Mike McDonald? (I'll show myself out)
Did someone get a hand on Boswell's missed PAT? That took a massively funny turn
January 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Did someone get a hand on Boswell's missed PAT? That took a massively funny turn
and for $1 you can get a 5-minute guitar solo from the BOGALUSA BOOGIE MAN!
January 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM
and for $1 you can get a 5-minute guitar solo from the BOGALUSA BOOGIE MAN!
(and salsa, dealer's choice)
December 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
(and salsa, dealer's choice)
Holy shit, yes. Vastly underrated. Gimme a hot bowl of birria, onion, cilantro, lime wedges and some fresh cooked tortillas and I'm set for life
December 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Holy shit, yes. Vastly underrated. Gimme a hot bowl of birria, onion, cilantro, lime wedges and some fresh cooked tortillas and I'm set for life
And dirty words in rap music, don't forget that!
December 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
And dirty words in rap music, don't forget that!
A lot of the boomers' kids ain't doin too great, either
December 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
A lot of the boomers' kids ain't doin too great, either
Surely no part of that statistic has to do with the failures of late-stage capitalism! /s
December 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Surely no part of that statistic has to do with the failures of late-stage capitalism! /s
FAFO/Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
December 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
FAFO/Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
I hope you have $$$$$$$. If not get a VW for a fraction of the price
December 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I hope you have $$$$$$$. If not get a VW for a fraction of the price