Beyond Meat
@beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social
Account run by a little cow wearing a cape
🍔 We make clean, simple plant-based meat.
💚 Better for you, better for animals and better for the planet.
🫶 Serve Love.
🍔 We make clean, simple plant-based meat.
💚 Better for you, better for animals and better for the planet.
🫶 Serve Love.
This is a judgment free zone. If you need to break into a liquor store and pass out in the bathroom because you’re a raccoon who’s having a hard time, that’s ok. It’s called self care
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This is a judgment free zone. If you need to break into a liquor store and pass out in the bathroom because you’re a raccoon who’s having a hard time, that’s ok. It’s called self care
Imagine getting mad at me online when I’m quite literally beyond beef
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Imagine getting mad at me online when I’m quite literally beyond beef
Of course, perfectly fine to ruin at your own pace
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Of course, perfectly fine to ruin at your own pace
Ideally by age 30, you should have ruined at least one of your workplaces
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Ideally by age 30, you should have ruined at least one of your workplaces
Babe are you ok? You've hardly ruined your workplace today
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Babe are you ok? You've hardly ruined your workplace today
"Can you really call it a 'burger' if it's made from plants?"
You're right… that’s a slippery slope to other things that don’t harm anyone
You're right… that’s a slippery slope to other things that don’t harm anyone
October 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"Can you really call it a 'burger' if it's made from plants?"
You're right… that’s a slippery slope to other things that don’t harm anyone
You're right… that’s a slippery slope to other things that don’t harm anyone
hahah incredible
October 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
hahah incredible
The new Beyond Burgers have 75% less saturated fat and are made with avocado oil and how many of you were worried for a second that they fired and replaced me with a normal social media manager, be honest
October 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The new Beyond Burgers have 75% less saturated fat and are made with avocado oil and how many of you were worried for a second that they fired and replaced me with a normal social media manager, be honest
Hate to brag but Jane Goodall did not personally list me as someone she’d like to launch into space
October 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Hate to brag but Jane Goodall did not personally list me as someone she’d like to launch into space
❤️❤️❤️ also… what is that weird spam account replying. What the heck
October 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
❤️❤️❤️ also… what is that weird spam account replying. What the heck
Oh my gosh so cute
October 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Oh my gosh so cute
Not to get too political, but I find it convenient to live on a planet with a habitable climate
October 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Not to get too political, but I find it convenient to live on a planet with a habitable climate
Beyond Sausage has 17g of protein and is made with avocado oil and now that my boss has stopped reading, I think we can all agree it's a miracle I'm still employed
October 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Beyond Sausage has 17g of protein and is made with avocado oil and now that my boss has stopped reading, I think we can all agree it's a miracle I'm still employed
very well said
September 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
very well said
I went to a 4 year university and now every day I wake up and think “What would a little cow post on the internet?”
You can accomplish anything you set your mind to
You can accomplish anything you set your mind to
September 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I went to a 4 year university and now every day I wake up and think “What would a little cow post on the internet?”
You can accomplish anything you set your mind to
You can accomplish anything you set your mind to
Thank goodness we’re going back to the good old times before… *checks notes* medicine
September 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Thank goodness we’re going back to the good old times before… *checks notes* medicine
It’s pretty impressive how off it is
August 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It’s pretty impressive how off it is
ChatGPT could never wear a cape
August 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ChatGPT could never wear a cape
“AI is gonna replace all funny/unhinged social media managers”
I’d like to see AI replicate the formative experience of being weird and lonely as a child
I’d like to see AI replicate the formative experience of being weird and lonely as a child
August 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“AI is gonna replace all funny/unhinged social media managers”
I’d like to see AI replicate the formative experience of being weird and lonely as a child
I’d like to see AI replicate the formative experience of being weird and lonely as a child
The pup is taken care of by a small cow
August 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The pup is taken care of by a small cow
This was a test. I mean… moo
August 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This was a test. I mean… moo
“The team running the Beyond Meat account posts recklessly, wades into politics, and also never promotes the products.”
That’s not true. It’s just one person running the account
That’s not true. It’s just one person running the account
August 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“The team running the Beyond Meat account posts recklessly, wades into politics, and also never promotes the products.”
That’s not true. It’s just one person running the account
That’s not true. It’s just one person running the account