It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.

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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

sometimes when you're very overdue on doing laundry, your only shirts available are your worst shirt, for obvious reasons, and your favorite shirt, which you have reserved in case of emergency. this is known as the Launderer's Paradox and may result in you wearing your favorite shirt to walgreens

"The cat iss obscene, a creature of pure decadence, in an existence didicated only to leisure and consumption. There is a purity to it that iss horrifying, a singular hunger for [in the most fucked up way imaginable] lasagna that obliterates everysing it touches."

Gen X, finally roused from its ideological torpor, gathers outside the White House. the police are called, the fire hoses are turned on them but they start drinking it and only get stronger

Finally can upload this here.

the music make me cry even thinkin about it youtu.be/nip7k0m08PM?...

We don’t need AI analyzing advertising algorithms. WE NEED FUNCTIONAL SEARCH ENGINES THAT AREN’T MANIPULATED TO BEGIN WITH.

Baker Mayfield when he sees a rush lane

A few years ago, a tweet like this—not just pathetic for obvious reasons, but also lame and unfunny—would’ve been ratio’d into the earth. Now it has 22k likes because the other app artificially boosts and bots the worst opinions from the biggest losers.

Just a shame. That’s all.

Walton Goggins, thank you

My high school reunion is this weekend. I don't want to go. In my high school yearbook, I was voted "Most Likely To Invent Facebook". The very next year, some other guy invented Facebook instead. My life has gone on to be one of aimless mediocrity.