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Permission to riff?
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Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
August 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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July 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Look, I know that America let us down in 2024, but who’s to say they’ll make the wrong choice on #LoveIslandUSA?
June 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Worth considering that one reason Bluesky doesn't always feel super fun is that current events are relentlessly horrifying and bad
June 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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the random item shop/save spot deep into a dungeon before a boss
June 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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anyways please watch this edit that sent me into hysterics and now I need to redo my makeup
June 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Big balls showing up at work tomorrow:
June 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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When Sonic is about to land on a spike
June 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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May 6, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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(tired and drunk while playing Clue) Fuck I dunno...
Emperor Palpatine with a gun in #Fortnite
May 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Cardinal Who Spent Easter Dinner Telling Pope To Ease Off The Butter Feeling Pretty Vindicated
Cardinal Who Spent Easter Dinner Telling Pope To Ease Off The Butter Feeling Pretty Vindicated
VATICAN CITY—Saying he couldn’t help but think “I told you so” in the wake of the bishop of Rome’s death, Cardinal Giuseppe Betori of Florence confirmed Monday that he was feeling pretty vindicated af...
theonion.com
April 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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no spoilers but I knew the winner was my guy the second he sauntered on screen. incredible vibes on that dude
I don't remember the last time I was this emotionally invested
April 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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There were some incredible goalkeeper shirts on the international stage in the 90s 🧤

So we thought we'd share some of the most iconic from that era!

A thread of absolute classics 🧵
April 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Playing a game of chicken where you put a brick on the gas and stand in front of the car
April 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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i bet the realities of being a ninja really set in when you're trying to get all your throwing stars back after a big battle
April 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
theonion.com
March 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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JAWS turns 50 this year and while it's full of effective examples of suspense filmmaking, I would argue that this particular shot is one of the most terrifying things ever captured in cinema.
March 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Trump Boys Get Tongues Stuck To Frozen White House
Trump Boys Get Tongues Stuck To Frozen White House
WASHINGTON—Flailing their arms and crying out in anguish, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. were reportedly panicking Thursday after getting their tongues stuck to a frozen column near the West Wing of ...
theonion.com
February 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Huge year for body horror. The Substance, the influence that you are
February 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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"that's right T, the hobbits were fuckin italian"
December 26, 2023 at 3:10 PM
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Me: I don’t like ice in my whiskey.
Bartender: that’s neat.
Me: yeah, it’s pretty cool.
December 23, 2023 at 8:42 PM