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2018, Russia: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I'll just wait four years."

2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..."

2026: So I guess the joke is on me.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Newsom really seems like a worst of both worlds pick who reads like he's too liberal but actually is moderate in a lot of unpopular, pro-plutocrat ways.
Gov. @gavinnewsom says he disagrees with Mayor @zohrankmamdani about the need for a wealth tax on billionaires, which he is “adamantly against” - says Dems are a “big tent party” with both views.

More on the CA proposal: www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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This is really what it comes down to
It's all of a piece, I suppose. Part of Trump's Great Leap Backward. We elected a guy whose personal prime was 1973-1985 and so we all gotta go back to it.
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms

you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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it must be so crazy to be anyone who is not me. just doesnt seem like any way to live
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Not necessarily that he likes celebrities but more that he likes *winners*! Also one of the reasons he rebuked the 2020 election. Sleepy Joe a winner, not conceivable!
there are about a million different incentives for Zohran to play this the way he did, it's very funny that there's basically no reason for Trump to behave this way except that 1. he loves celebrities 2. is obsessed with being liked in New York City and 3. was clearly charmed... and that worked
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I hate ripping on people’s personal appearances but damn if I just can’t shake “Ron Perlman in ‘Beauty and the Beast’” out of my head.
okay im canceling my subscription
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say

"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Donald Trump has very strongly pledged to investigate EVERYONE implicated in the latest Epstein emails that is NOT one of his friends or allies, or himself
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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DEVELOPING: Epstein mentioned Trump multiple times in emails. @anacabrera.bsky.social reports.

www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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The Sydney Sweeney bomb opening in 2000 theaters is the wildest thing about this drama. So many business masterminds are losing money betting big on things that only matter to right wing twitter users who will absolutely not spend a dime on anything that doesn’t have a picture of Donald Trump on it
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“Sure you may not have healthcare but that’s the Republicans fault!!”
Democratic Senator Shaheen says ending the shutdown wasn't a failure because it achieves a later vote that will get Republicans on the record.

"Americans...are gonna know who's on their side and who is not."
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Imagine having a kid in this daycare who watches as their teacher is bodily dragged away by masked goons.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Congrats to Intuit on their lobbying efforts!
The Trump administration has killed IRS Direct File, the program that let you file your taxes for free. Direct File will not be operational this coming tax season.
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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If Jay Jones texted that shit in 2016 would a critical mass of Dems have blanked their ballot and let Miyares win? I think so. But they are furious now. Their new standard is: Make the guy apologize, then vote for him, because fuck it, Republicans would.
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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imo they sort of knew who he was, but (a) he was constrained by a legion of normies last time and assumed he would be similarly restrained this time; and more critically (b) the other guys were saying "more of the same" and just like today affordability was the key issue. so they bet on that change
This explanation is ridiculous yet likely true. Millions of people did not conceptualize Trump the way we do (e.g., "bad person who did a bad job and wants to do bad things like X, Y, Z") but rather as a TV character, an avatar of prosperity who would somehow bless them economically.
"... the best explanation for 2025 is that voters didn’t know what they were getting with Trump 2.0 last November, but now they do — and they don’t like it."
@gelliottmorris.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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“[The GOP] wanted tax cuts, and that’s what they got,” Sen. Bernie Sanders tells Rolling Stone. “And they couldn’t care less about the people who are going to die and suffer as a result.”

🔗 www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
October 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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What an evil fucking company
October 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM