Brandon Tenney
@brandontenney.bsky.social
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Your now-regular reminder that no tax cut has ever paid for itself
June 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Your now-regular reminder that no tax cut has ever paid for itself
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trying to "its a prank its a prank" our way back to a manufacturing economy
April 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
trying to "its a prank its a prank" our way back to a manufacturing economy
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Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
February 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.
We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
I can’t tell if it’s positive or negative but I’m definitely not neutral on how the word ‘scrape’ sounds to the ear
February 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I can’t tell if it’s positive or negative but I’m definitely not neutral on how the word ‘scrape’ sounds to the ear
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Broooo a year ago would could be like “use procedure to expand the court” and people would look at you like you were insane, “b b but my norms!”
February 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Broooo a year ago would could be like “use procedure to expand the court” and people would look at you like you were insane, “b b but my norms!”
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To be honest, this is boring, Your Honor
January 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
To be honest, this is boring, Your Honor
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do porn bots dream of electric skeet
December 3, 2024 at 12:59 PM
do porn bots dream of electric skeet
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Bro it’s a Roman salute and an ancient Eurasian symbol for “well being” you’re crazy
January 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Bro it’s a Roman salute and an ancient Eurasian symbol for “well being” you’re crazy
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always a housewife, never a house
January 20, 2025 at 6:55 AM
always a housewife, never a house
@seanfennessey.bsky.social thank you for the new insecurities about random phrases that I don’t even say often but now I’m terrified that I’ll accidentally say them all the time now and look a fool
January 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
@seanfennessey.bsky.social thank you for the new insecurities about random phrases that I don’t even say often but now I’m terrified that I’ll accidentally say them all the time now and look a fool
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Hot Ones should go more extreme. Like a wing covered in bees.
January 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Hot Ones should go more extreme. Like a wing covered in bees.
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Given the immense vastness of all the music ever created by humanity, it’s such a weird coincidence that the very best songs all happened to be released when I was aged 14-21.
January 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Given the immense vastness of all the music ever created by humanity, it’s such a weird coincidence that the very best songs all happened to be released when I was aged 14-21.
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my best friend is a guy and we have a pact that if we're both still single at 40 we'll hunt each other for sport
January 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
my best friend is a guy and we have a pact that if we're both still single at 40 we'll hunt each other for sport
I love how Judd Apatow movies and then the internet has made us all so filthy that innocuous stuff like Field of Dreams could never be made today or at least the ghosts would have to reword their call to action because a sizable percentage of us hears ‘cum’ instead of ‘come’ now.
January 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I love how Judd Apatow movies and then the internet has made us all so filthy that innocuous stuff like Field of Dreams could never be made today or at least the ghosts would have to reword their call to action because a sizable percentage of us hears ‘cum’ instead of ‘come’ now.
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it's insane to see people talk like this and even more insane to see so many people like it. being alive right now is so tedious and weird and sad
January 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
it's insane to see people talk like this and even more insane to see so many people like it. being alive right now is so tedious and weird and sad
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how come the employer doesn’t have to wash their hands
January 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
how come the employer doesn’t have to wash their hands
I honestly can’t remember, did this period of dread and numb and forgetting between the election and inauguration feel like it lasted this long in 2016?
December 31, 2024 at 5:25 AM
I honestly can’t remember, did this period of dread and numb and forgetting between the election and inauguration feel like it lasted this long in 2016?
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it’s very possible that in a few weeks “Trump saved TikTok” will become a recurring political talking point, mostly because Dems are short sighted and Trump knows an easy political win when he sees it
December 28, 2024 at 1:40 AM
it’s very possible that in a few weeks “Trump saved TikTok” will become a recurring political talking point, mostly because Dems are short sighted and Trump knows an easy political win when he sees it
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[watching a sex scene with my parents] You guys ever try that?
December 28, 2024 at 2:29 AM
[watching a sex scene with my parents] You guys ever try that?
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“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
December 26, 2024 at 4:10 PM
“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
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The idea that there's a generalized intelligence encompassing all the different ways people can be smart - much less that it can be measured in an hour or whatever - is quackery
December 26, 2024 at 6:56 PM
The idea that there's a generalized intelligence encompassing all the different ways people can be smart - much less that it can be measured in an hour or whatever - is quackery
It’s wild how much worse A Way Out is compared to It Takes Two. It’s not even comparable in quality.
December 26, 2024 at 7:52 AM
It’s wild how much worse A Way Out is compared to It Takes Two. It’s not even comparable in quality.
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Ever try to cut a straight line and wonder how you've made it this far
December 24, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Ever try to cut a straight line and wonder how you've made it this far
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Told a guy at the urinal that I liked his stream tone and he thanked me in a way that made it obvious it’s been too long since he’s heard a compliment. We need to take better care of our boys.
December 21, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Told a guy at the urinal that I liked his stream tone and he thanked me in a way that made it obvious it’s been too long since he’s heard a compliment. We need to take better care of our boys.
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the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.
December 22, 2024 at 3:02 AM
the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.