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I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
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I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
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you're doing great. keep it up
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
you're doing great. keep it up
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In the hope that something beautiful will grow out of the mud and pain of 2025, everyone please say hi to Lotus.
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
In the hope that something beautiful will grow out of the mud and pain of 2025, everyone please say hi to Lotus.
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sorry for lack of new art. I playing with my toys.
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
sorry for lack of new art. I playing with my toys.
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"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
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zohran mamdani has won
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
zohran mamdani has won
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Every night, I say a little prayer before I fall asleep.
August 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Every night, I say a little prayer before I fall asleep.
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i have asked numerous cats, on many separate occasions, why they get their claws stuck on things so much. why are they so bad at retracting their claws?
not one cat has ever explained. i can only assume they do not know. tragic.
i blame the schools
not one cat has ever explained. i can only assume they do not know. tragic.
i blame the schools
July 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
i have asked numerous cats, on many separate occasions, why they get their claws stuck on things so much. why are they so bad at retracting their claws?
not one cat has ever explained. i can only assume they do not know. tragic.
i blame the schools
not one cat has ever explained. i can only assume they do not know. tragic.
i blame the schools
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dot com is short for Dorothy Computer
June 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
dot com is short for Dorothy Computer
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it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
June 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
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Happy pride month ❤️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
June 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Happy pride month ❤️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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🚨URGENT RESPONSE CALL🚨
🌪️23 LIVES WERE LOST OVERNIGHT AS TORNADOS HIT KY.
KY has one of several regions in the US without 24/7 National Weather Service coverage, due to DOGE cuts. W/out overnight monitoring, ppl don't receive weather warnings.
THIS is how science cuts cost lives.
shorturl.at/JgTjU
🌪️23 LIVES WERE LOST OVERNIGHT AS TORNADOS HIT KY.
KY has one of several regions in the US without 24/7 National Weather Service coverage, due to DOGE cuts. W/out overnight monitoring, ppl don't receive weather warnings.
THIS is how science cuts cost lives.
shorturl.at/JgTjU
Multiple deaths reported in Somerset and London due to late night tornadoes UPDATED
The towns of Somerset and London have been hit particularly hard with many homes and buildings damaged in the early morning hours.
www.weku.org
May 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
🚨URGENT RESPONSE CALL🚨
🌪️23 LIVES WERE LOST OVERNIGHT AS TORNADOS HIT KY.
KY has one of several regions in the US without 24/7 National Weather Service coverage, due to DOGE cuts. W/out overnight monitoring, ppl don't receive weather warnings.
THIS is how science cuts cost lives.
shorturl.at/JgTjU
🌪️23 LIVES WERE LOST OVERNIGHT AS TORNADOS HIT KY.
KY has one of several regions in the US without 24/7 National Weather Service coverage, due to DOGE cuts. W/out overnight monitoring, ppl don't receive weather warnings.
THIS is how science cuts cost lives.
shorturl.at/JgTjU
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Sounds of Eurasian Eagle Owl. One of the largest owls. Credit by: liebanafot
May 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Sounds of Eurasian Eagle Owl. One of the largest owls. Credit by: liebanafot
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Your School House Rock moment......
May 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Your School House Rock moment......
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the face of a boy who got a gold star at the vet (for the first time!)
February 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
the face of a boy who got a gold star at the vet (for the first time!)
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