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i’m julia barnacle, proud owner of a 12 foot tall skeleton
@ladycelery.bsky.social
little house on the prairie (the show) historian
licensed tattoo artist, also i’m nice
big big bee

https://ladycelery.etsy.com
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Diane, I spoke with a Shadow THE Hedgehog today. He said he was "the ultimate lifeform," and you know, I think I believe him. He did things with a chaos emerald you wouldn't believe! He kept mentioning a Maria -- influencing the ultimate lifeform, now that's a character I think I'd like to meet!
February 19, 2026 at 2:53 AM
the twins are teaching me how to swirl and twirl
February 19, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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🎶 they won't see us wuther from such great heights
February 18, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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I don't know what I expected reading Moby Dick to be like but I'm excited every day to check in on my favorite scallywags and see what nautical hijinks they're getting up to
February 16, 2026 at 4:02 PM
ishmael: uhhhh yeah i went to the harvard school of whaling
February 18, 2026 at 8:29 AM
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February 18, 2026 at 7:39 AM
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Remember to kiss your bugs 🪲
February 18, 2026 at 1:35 AM
bready or not, here i crumb
February 18, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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don’t let your dreams stay dreams
February 17, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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I’ve aped you brother. I’m sorry. You’ll be aped in a matter of minutes. Any part of ya not ape is gonna be ape in mere moments. That’s the truth of it. I didn’t invent apeing people but it’s out there now and if I don’t do it then somebody else is gonna ape ya brother
February 17, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
February 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
johnny cash went really hard when he wrote hurt by nine inch nails
February 16, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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poetry flash!! all under $200!
February 15, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
February 15, 2026 at 3:43 AM
victor and i keep going places and on the way home i’m like “was it just me or did that person keep fully turning around to look at us?” and it’s not just me because he’s noticing it too. it keeps being older people who just like, won’t stop turning and looking but i don’t know why or what they want
February 15, 2026 at 8:28 AM
there’s a girl leaned out of her friend’s car right now complimenting every girl on the street and telling the men that they better be treating them right, and happy valentine’s day
February 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
romance movie where the couple meets while both editing the same document and their cursors keep hovering over each other
February 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
trying to update my wardrobe with things that are good quality (no synthetics), are clean and easy to wear but still unique and interesting, with cool artsy/alt flavor without being costumey and okay fine i’ll just learn how to sew
February 13, 2026 at 7:53 PM
monty is chewing on paper
February 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
it’s my birthday! i’m 30! to celebrate i made this self portrait where i tried using screen tone for the first time to do the shadows. it was very fun and tricky, definitely going to do more of that in the future!
February 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
monty is chewing on a trophy
February 13, 2026 at 7:09 AM
monty is chewing on coat hangers
February 13, 2026 at 6:20 AM
they’re talking about bad bunny the way people used to talk about elvis
February 12, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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I'm going to put this out there for Seattle-area folks: I have free prescription Hill's k/d dry and wet food cat food if you know anyone with a cat in stage 3-4 kidney disease. I also have a low-entry pellet litter box and two sets of plastic pet stairs for less-mobile pets. Feel free to share wide!
February 12, 2026 at 8:28 PM