Bob Woodyard
@bobwoodyard.bsky.social
Work lesson of the day: If you have the power to send an email as if from a mailing group, then anyone responding back to you will essentially be replying to all 1000 people on the list. 100 will reply back and 600 will scold them back for using Reply All though they didn't.
Server crash imminent.
Server crash imminent.
December 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Work lesson of the day: If you have the power to send an email as if from a mailing group, then anyone responding back to you will essentially be replying to all 1000 people on the list. 100 will reply back and 600 will scold them back for using Reply All though they didn't.
Server crash imminent.
Server crash imminent.
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We wish you Baby it’s
a Merry cold outside
Christmas
🤝
we won’t go
until we get some
a Merry cold outside
Christmas
🤝
we won’t go
until we get some
December 8, 2024 at 12:43 AM
We wish you Baby it’s
a Merry cold outside
Christmas
🤝
we won’t go
until we get some
a Merry cold outside
Christmas
🤝
we won’t go
until we get some
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Bust A Move (and the Patriarchy):
My 1,300 page doctorate paper on how Young MC subtely and with a catchy song called out the glass ceiling vis a vis "they want a man who brings home the bacon" and "got no money, got no car, got no woman and there you are."
My 1,300 page doctorate paper on how Young MC subtely and with a catchy song called out the glass ceiling vis a vis "they want a man who brings home the bacon" and "got no money, got no car, got no woman and there you are."
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Bust A Move (and the Patriarchy):
My 1,300 page doctorate paper on how Young MC subtely and with a catchy song called out the glass ceiling vis a vis "they want a man who brings home the bacon" and "got no money, got no car, got no woman and there you are."
My 1,300 page doctorate paper on how Young MC subtely and with a catchy song called out the glass ceiling vis a vis "they want a man who brings home the bacon" and "got no money, got no car, got no woman and there you are."
Melanomatic (adj): Insensitive description of a person who is dramatically concerned about getting skin cancer.
See also: trolls on moles; being a dick about getting sick
See also: trolls on moles; being a dick about getting sick
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Melanomatic (adj): Insensitive description of a person who is dramatically concerned about getting skin cancer.
See also: trolls on moles; being a dick about getting sick
See also: trolls on moles; being a dick about getting sick
Can’t hang out tonight. I have that poetry event in the gardening section of Lowes. I haven't missed a Prose Before Hose event yet and I won't start now.
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Can’t hang out tonight. I have that poetry event in the gardening section of Lowes. I haven't missed a Prose Before Hose event yet and I won't start now.
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sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference
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Tastee Freez Employee 1: Are those two weird fuckers who suck on the chili dogs back out there
Tastee Freez Employee 2:*sighs* yeah
Tastee Freez Employee 2:*sighs* yeah
May 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Tastee Freez Employee 1: Are those two weird fuckers who suck on the chili dogs back out there
Tastee Freez Employee 2:*sighs* yeah
Tastee Freez Employee 2:*sighs* yeah
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everyone is mad about the song in the middle of the game but the players are happy and enjoying their orange wedges
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
everyone is mad about the song in the middle of the game but the players are happy and enjoying their orange wedges
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LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow
HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren
HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren
February 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow
HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren
HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren
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Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho
Kash Patel says the FBI has NO information that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked minors to anyone other than himself.
SEN. KENNEDY: "Who, if anyone, did Epstein traffic these young women to?"
PATEL: "There is no credible information, none ... that he trafficked to other individuals."
SEN. KENNEDY: "Who, if anyone, did Epstein traffic these young women to?"
PATEL: "There is no credible information, none ... that he trafficked to other individuals."
September 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho
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This was how they *should* have handled it:
No, Charlie Kirk was not practicing politics the right way
His assassination deserves full condemnation; his full impact should not be sidestepped.
www.motherjones.com
September 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
This was how they *should* have handled it:
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"The game is resuming at 11:15" when you got a toddler who's going to wake you at 6
September 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"The game is resuming at 11:15" when you got a toddler who's going to wake you at 6
Found my daughter missing from the living room yesterday with just her tablet and earrings left on the couch. I had to assume she went to fight and would be back shortly.
August 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Found my daughter missing from the living room yesterday with just her tablet and earrings left on the couch. I had to assume she went to fight and would be back shortly.
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can't believe they removed the white man from the old logo and added a trans immigrant hiding just behind the new logo
August 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
can't believe they removed the white man from the old logo and added a trans immigrant hiding just behind the new logo
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[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Not to brag, but I washed my laundry today and finished folding them already. If you are keeping score, that's a speed at least 3 days faster than my daughter.
August 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Not to brag, but I washed my laundry today and finished folding them already. If you are keeping score, that's a speed at least 3 days faster than my daughter.
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Me drunk at 1 am trying to order jalapeño poppers
August 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Me drunk at 1 am trying to order jalapeño poppers
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Aw man. Ozzy, then Chuck Mangione and now Loni. How many original members of Black Sabbath are still alive?
Loni Anderson, the Emmy-nominated star of WKRP in Cincinnati, has died.
She was 79.
She was 79.
August 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Aw man. Ozzy, then Chuck Mangione and now Loni. How many original members of Black Sabbath are still alive?
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They finally caught The Zodiac.
July 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
They finally caught The Zodiac.
Thanks, grok! Finally got that push I needed to deactivate my Twitter account entirely.
July 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Thanks, grok! Finally got that push I needed to deactivate my Twitter account entirely.
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the dose makes the poison or the cure.
interview w/ dentist Katrina Co, DMD as part of our fluoride campaign w/ @defendpublichealth.bsky.social
interview w/ dentist Katrina Co, DMD as part of our fluoride campaign w/ @defendpublichealth.bsky.social
June 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
the dose makes the poison or the cure.
interview w/ dentist Katrina Co, DMD as part of our fluoride campaign w/ @defendpublichealth.bsky.social
interview w/ dentist Katrina Co, DMD as part of our fluoride campaign w/ @defendpublichealth.bsky.social
Apologies, but I will be out of the office tomorrow. I am taking part in jury duty (observing jury selection from the defendant's table.)
May 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Apologies, but I will be out of the office tomorrow. I am taking part in jury duty (observing jury selection from the defendant's table.)
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