Bob Carleton
@bobcarleton.bsky.social
Angry at the world, kind to individuals
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FROM: HR@nakatomi.com
What a year! While the events of last Christmas left much of the office destroyed and several of our Nakatomi family deceased, we appreciate everyone’s flexibility with work from home. That said, Nakatomi prides itself on its office culture so effective immediately all employe
What a year! While the events of last Christmas left much of the office destroyed and several of our Nakatomi family deceased, we appreciate everyone’s flexibility with work from home. That said, Nakatomi prides itself on its office culture so effective immediately all employe
December 25, 2023 at 3:21 AM
FROM: HR@nakatomi.com
What a year! While the events of last Christmas left much of the office destroyed and several of our Nakatomi family deceased, we appreciate everyone’s flexibility with work from home. That said, Nakatomi prides itself on its office culture so effective immediately all employe
What a year! While the events of last Christmas left much of the office destroyed and several of our Nakatomi family deceased, we appreciate everyone’s flexibility with work from home. That said, Nakatomi prides itself on its office culture so effective immediately all employe
Ah, the airport, where you're reminded of the scores of absolute psychopaths who just have their phone at Max volume with no headphones and just have not a care in the world as they scroll through TikTok in public.
October 11, 2023 at 8:27 PM
Ah, the airport, where you're reminded of the scores of absolute psychopaths who just have their phone at Max volume with no headphones and just have not a care in the world as they scroll through TikTok in public.
Band, but not the cool band kid who got laid, nor the cool band kid who had an actual like rock band (or talent). Just a dude who played percussion and barely spoke
I can’t imagine any Bsky early adopter was cool in high school, so what kind of loser were you?
October 8, 2023 at 12:06 PM
Band, but not the cool band kid who got laid, nor the cool band kid who had an actual like rock band (or talent). Just a dude who played percussion and barely spoke
A weird level of high I get where every piece of art I consume I assume it was meant to be consumed in this state. Like "people who watch this sober just don't get it man".
October 7, 2023 at 1:06 AM
A weird level of high I get where every piece of art I consume I assume it was meant to be consumed in this state. Like "people who watch this sober just don't get it man".
My dad constantly talks about how his hometown was idyllic and is now a dangerous hellhole... and then tells stories about his friends being in knife fights or being shot when he was a kid.
But they were white so I guess it was safe.
But they were white so I guess it was safe.
Hearing how violent my city is, meanwhile your mom brings up how many of her childhood friends were murdered
October 5, 2023 at 9:30 PM
My dad constantly talks about how his hometown was idyllic and is now a dangerous hellhole... and then tells stories about his friends being in knife fights or being shot when he was a kid.
But they were white so I guess it was safe.
But they were white so I guess it was safe.
God damn someone finally said what I have felt in my soul forever. People are just complete amateurs at hate
"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
September 28, 2023 at 11:16 PM
God damn someone finally said what I have felt in my soul forever. People are just complete amateurs at hate
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The Senate's dress code should be those Nascar driving suits where you can see everyone who gave buddy money
September 27, 2023 at 11:58 PM
The Senate's dress code should be those Nascar driving suits where you can see everyone who gave buddy money
Who the fuck is watching insurance company commercials where they say they "care" or have "empathy" and not just getting fucking furious at them? Like this isn't the 80's where everyone is eating this shit up. Insurance is the fucking devil, who honestly still believes otherwise?
September 24, 2023 at 6:54 PM
Who the fuck is watching insurance company commercials where they say they "care" or have "empathy" and not just getting fucking furious at them? Like this isn't the 80's where everyone is eating this shit up. Insurance is the fucking devil, who honestly still believes otherwise?
We need to stop relying on bullshit gentleman's agreements and people "resigning". Jesus fucking Christ, has the Trump era taught us nothing? He exposed every piece of our gov't for the lawless boy's club it is and we still just huff and expect moral behavior. YANK THEM OUT OF POWER BY FORCE
When a top ranking official has accepted money or gifts in exchange for influence, that official should resign or be removed. This would apply to Joe Biden, if there were evidence. This should apply to Sen. Menendez. And it should definitely apply to Justice Clarence Thomas.
September 24, 2023 at 1:07 AM
We need to stop relying on bullshit gentleman's agreements and people "resigning". Jesus fucking Christ, has the Trump era taught us nothing? He exposed every piece of our gov't for the lawless boy's club it is and we still just huff and expect moral behavior. YANK THEM OUT OF POWER BY FORCE
Our government is so broken
Clarence Thomas has attended at least two Koch donor summits, putting him in the extraordinary position of having helped a political network that has brought multiple cases before the Supreme Court
Clarence Thomas Secretly Participated in Koch Network Donor Events
Thomas has attended at least two Koch donor summits, putting him in the extraordinary position of having helped a political network that has brought multiple cases before the Supreme Court.
www.propublica.org
September 22, 2023 at 12:58 PM
Our government is so broken
Look I'll vote for him because a wet sock is better than any Republican candidate but pretending that Biden isn't an ancient incompetent boob is insane. Anyone defending all the ancient corpses cluttering the government are barely better than Trumpers at this point
Lost in the breathless, non-stop coverage of Biden’s age is that most of Trump’s former cabinet members are literally warning us he’s mentally and temperamentally unfit to serve again in office.
Press, stop creating a false presidential competency issue, like you did a false email server issue.
Press, stop creating a false presidential competency issue, like you did a false email server issue.
September 10, 2023 at 9:13 PM
Look I'll vote for him because a wet sock is better than any Republican candidate but pretending that Biden isn't an ancient incompetent boob is insane. Anyone defending all the ancient corpses cluttering the government are barely better than Trumpers at this point
The crazy thing to me about Elon is how it shows that even someone with a lot of intelligence and literally all the money in the world can STILL just be sucked into Internet insanity. I know he didn't start this journey at "normal dude" and this was always "in" him but still, the fall was really far
He’s fully gone. The government is not sterilizing children. He’s just 100% into fascist conspiracy land now.
September 8, 2023 at 11:54 PM
The crazy thing to me about Elon is how it shows that even someone with a lot of intelligence and literally all the money in the world can STILL just be sucked into Internet insanity. I know he didn't start this journey at "normal dude" and this was always "in" him but still, the fall was really far
God I love this so much
[extremely Suzanne Vega voice]
I am sitting
in the morning
in a lone and
level desert
there are two legs
vast and trunkless
and a visage
shattered half-sunk
and the pedestal beside it
reads “my name is Ozymandias
I’m the king of kings and you shall
look on my works and despair”
I am sitting
in the morning
in a lone and
level desert
there are two legs
vast and trunkless
and a visage
shattered half-sunk
and the pedestal beside it
reads “my name is Ozymandias
I’m the king of kings and you shall
look on my works and despair”
September 1, 2023 at 12:01 AM
God I love this so much
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If you share Trump’s mugshot today please share that the Fulton County Jail where it was taken, is at 3x it’s capacity, infested with bugs, holding 87% Black people, most of whom haven’t even been convicted of a crime.
6 people have died in custody this year alone. Fuck cops, shut down jails.
6 people have died in custody this year alone. Fuck cops, shut down jails.
August 24, 2023 at 12:21 PM
If you share Trump’s mugshot today please share that the Fulton County Jail where it was taken, is at 3x it’s capacity, infested with bugs, holding 87% Black people, most of whom haven’t even been convicted of a crime.
6 people have died in custody this year alone. Fuck cops, shut down jails.
6 people have died in custody this year alone. Fuck cops, shut down jails.
Anyone else just lay up at night some nights and want to apologize to everyone you've ever known for random awkward encounters over your entire lifetime?
August 22, 2023 at 1:45 PM
Anyone else just lay up at night some nights and want to apologize to everyone you've ever known for random awkward encounters over your entire lifetime?
@alisonrosen.bsky.social I went to the dermo the other day to make sure something wasn't a problem and it was a keratosis something and I started laughing knowing it was a "barnacle of aging" and I'm pretty sure the doctor wanted to commit me
August 19, 2023 at 12:05 AM
@alisonrosen.bsky.social I went to the dermo the other day to make sure something wasn't a problem and it was a keratosis something and I started laughing knowing it was a "barnacle of aging" and I'm pretty sure the doctor wanted to commit me
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Nationwide. We need this nationwide.
August 17, 2023 at 5:29 PM
Nationwide. We need this nationwide.
It's kind of reassuring when the stupidest people you know say things you disagree with. Like, phew, I'm on the right path.
August 12, 2023 at 1:20 AM
It's kind of reassuring when the stupidest people you know say things you disagree with. Like, phew, I'm on the right path.
Modern society is like " what if we gave early pubescent boys all the money and power and ability to shape young minds?"
August 12, 2023 at 12:17 AM
Modern society is like " what if we gave early pubescent boys all the money and power and ability to shape young minds?"
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If you’re over 30 you probably had a moment after 9/11 where you were like “freedom fries are as dumb as it gets, right??” and now here we are in 2023
August 10, 2023 at 5:01 PM
If you’re over 30 you probably had a moment after 9/11 where you were like “freedom fries are as dumb as it gets, right??” and now here we are in 2023
Spend five minutes in a real conversation with someone over 60 and tell me with a straight face that they should be running the country
August 9, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Spend five minutes in a real conversation with someone over 60 and tell me with a straight face that they should be running the country
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alien: I'll rule you all with an iron fist
me: our leaders already do that
alien: well then I'll strip your planet of its resources
me: you're not gonna believe this
me: our leaders already do that
alien: well then I'll strip your planet of its resources
me: you're not gonna believe this
July 25, 2023 at 9:00 PM
alien: I'll rule you all with an iron fist
me: our leaders already do that
alien: well then I'll strip your planet of its resources
me: you're not gonna believe this
me: our leaders already do that
alien: well then I'll strip your planet of its resources
me: you're not gonna believe this
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the mental image of this manlet sitting in the movie about the doll just getting madder and redder and furrowing his brow in rage while everyone around him laughs and has a nice time is so fucking funny
July 20, 2023 at 10:55 PM
the mental image of this manlet sitting in the movie about the doll just getting madder and redder and furrowing his brow in rage while everyone around him laughs and has a nice time is so fucking funny