Kevin White (Remastered)
@kwhitesays.bsky.social
I have a newsletter on Substack called CENTURY SONGS, all about random songs I love from 2000-present. Midwest goof off. Basketball, baseball, rock & roll. He/him. https://centurysongs.substack.com
Texas must not be listening to MJ Lenderman because there have been no Manning Fireworks
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Texas must not be listening to MJ Lenderman because there have been no Manning Fireworks
Instead of “Baby on Board” I saw a car with a sticker that said “Baby in car” and idk why that is extremely funny to me
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Instead of “Baby on Board” I saw a car with a sticker that said “Baby in car” and idk why that is extremely funny to me
Had a dream last night where I was Jim Rockford so the day can pretty much only go downhill from there
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Had a dream last night where I was Jim Rockford so the day can pretty much only go downhill from there
To be fair, Saudis have gone to great lengths to get their hands on our jets before
Trump: "We're honoring Saudi Arabia. They want to buy a lot of jets, we make the best jets and missiles, you saw that when we took out the nuclear capability of Iran. Iran wants to negotiate a deal too. Everybody wants to negotiate with us now."
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
To be fair, Saudis have gone to great lengths to get their hands on our jets before
I’ve said this before someplace but if I had to pick a favorite guitar solo it’s “That Lady” youtu.be/S1Mvy3E8P2U?...
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’ve said this before someplace but if I had to pick a favorite guitar solo it’s “That Lady” youtu.be/S1Mvy3E8P2U?...
I love Bill Callahan and I love this new song except I'm not loving how close to home it's hitting right now www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTwV...
Bill Callahan "The Man I'm Supposed To Be" (Official Music Visualizer)
YouTube video by Bill Callahan
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November 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I love Bill Callahan and I love this new song except I'm not loving how close to home it's hitting right now www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTwV...
I admire Roald Dahl for being like “Now, what should I name the kid who really likes TV? Hmm…eh, screw it, he’s Mike Teavee.”
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I admire Roald Dahl for being like “Now, what should I name the kid who really likes TV? Hmm…eh, screw it, he’s Mike Teavee.”
This is my new rimshot onomatopoeia
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This is my new rimshot onomatopoeia
I would like to add the return of Fear Factor to this list of recession indicators. (All due respect to Johnny Knoxville.)
Y'know how Cash4Gold and payday loan places are recession indicators in the real world? Getting the same sense from every commercial being for sports betting and AI. Scammy things that are bad for you but are reflections of our broken and shrinking economy. Snake oil salesmen preying on desperation.
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I would like to add the return of Fear Factor to this list of recession indicators. (All due respect to Johnny Knoxville.)
Wordle 1,603 2/6*
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Oh COME ON!!
🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Oh COME ON!!
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Wordle 1,603 2/6*
🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Oh COME ON!!
🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Oh COME ON!!
Denver with that raspberry zinger ass court
November 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Denver with that raspberry zinger ass court
While I am on the subject of requesting things from the universe, I would also like to formally request Radiohead to get on Nugs or something so I can watch HD video of these Europe shows. (While also being eternally grateful for the people who are providing their own.)
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
While I am on the subject of requesting things from the universe, I would also like to formally request Radiohead to get on Nugs or something so I can watch HD video of these Europe shows. (While also being eternally grateful for the people who are providing their own.)
With the NBA betting scandals making headlines and legalized sports gambling taking over our lives and our feeds, I would personally love another season of David Hill's GAMBLERS podcast. I would absolutely love his insights right now.
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
With the NBA betting scandals making headlines and legalized sports gambling taking over our lives and our feeds, I would personally love another season of David Hill's GAMBLERS podcast. I would absolutely love his insights right now.
Impressive of the refs to not only miss an out of bounds call, but to also miss a *kicked ball*. I guess LA gonna LA.
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Impressive of the refs to not only miss an out of bounds call, but to also miss a *kicked ball*. I guess LA gonna LA.
Spurs gotta watch the foul trouble, but at the same time I love watching Wemby just bulldoze a dude going to the rim. Fuck it, we ball.
November 6, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Spurs gotta watch the foul trouble, but at the same time I love watching Wemby just bulldoze a dude going to the rim. Fuck it, we ball.
My 8yo and I are getting some weekend history lessons tonight en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
List of animals in political office - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My 8yo and I are getting some weekend history lessons tonight en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
Saw a guy whose license plate said IIXVI and sir that is not how Roman numerals work
November 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Saw a guy whose license plate said IIXVI and sir that is not how Roman numerals work
No, *you’re* listening to “There Is a Light That Never Goes Out” on repeat at 1 AM
November 2, 2025 at 6:13 AM
No, *you’re* listening to “There Is a Light That Never Goes Out” on repeat at 1 AM
Anyway, now watching www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUq4...
Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981) Slasher Horror Film | Directed by Frank De Felitta
YouTube video by Cult Cinema Classics
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November 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Anyway, now watching www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUq4...
Reposted by Kevin White (Remastered)
Better that Mr. Lockhorn gets out his violent impulses at the office instead of at home, honestly
November 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Better that Mr. Lockhorn gets out his violent impulses at the office instead of at home, honestly
Was asked to make up a joke on the spot tonight and I said "Why did the farmer put glue on the duck? Because he was quacked!" And my 8yo said it "didn't make sense" and I am feeling persecuted in my own home.
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Was asked to make up a joke on the spot tonight and I said "Why did the farmer put glue on the duck? Because he was quacked!" And my 8yo said it "didn't make sense" and I am feeling persecuted in my own home.
If you only watch one movie about a scientist who detects spirits and then builds a device to capture and hold them indefinitely with metaphysical implications that ends in an explosion... well, I'd probably watch Ghostbusters. But if you watch two movies like that... tubitv.com/movies/10002...
The Asphyx (1972)
A Victorian aristocrat's morbid fascination with photographing the dead drives him to sinister ends as he seeks evidence of an elusive entity.
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November 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If you only watch one movie about a scientist who detects spirits and then builds a device to capture and hold them indefinitely with metaphysical implications that ends in an explosion... well, I'd probably watch Ghostbusters. But if you watch two movies like that... tubitv.com/movies/10002...