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Bryan Nystul
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Adult Male Human from Earth. Okay, the adult part is debatable. I LOVE Futurama. A long time ago I wrote some BattleTech stuff.
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if i was creating a Smithsonian of internet comedy this article would be treated as seriously as the invention of the electric lightbulb
August 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Can’t believe Neil Young outlived him. I always assumed it would be…

(puts on sunglasses)

..Neil before Zod.
Terence Stamp, General Zod and film icon, dead at 87 - Salon.com
Legendary British icon now remembered for Superman, Star Wars and a six-decade movie career
www.salon.com
August 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Keep it weird, Austin!
July 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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July 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I think one of the truly sad tragedies if this initial AI era are those who have bought into "prompt writing" as a marketable skill, like that won't be the very next thing AI creators shore up. I hate to be the guy tapping the sign again, but you are not USING AI, you are TRAINING it to replace you.
June 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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They keep talking about punishing protestors as if this country wasn’t FOUNDED BY PROTESTERS WHO ENSHRINED THE RIGHT TO PROTEST, I AM SO TIRED OF HOW STUPID THINGS HAVE BECOME
June 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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We have hope. Rebellions are built on hope.
May 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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This Memorial Day weekend, the best way to honor the soldiers who gave the ultimate sacrifice is to honor and protect the freedoms and the democracy they died for.
May 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.
April 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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The possibility of abduction by a sovereign and imprisonment abroad is one criterion that separates democracies from dictatorships.

The Declaration of Independence called the British king tyrannical for transporting Americans, “beyond Seas to be tried for pretended Offenses.”
April 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
“No person shall… be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law…” Constitution of the United States, Amendment V (1791)
April 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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#Whales are conscious breathers—surfacing every 5-15 minutes, while deep divers like sperm whales can hold out for 90 minutes. When one emerges, leaving a #rainbow in its wake, it's pure #magic
April 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Cory Booker just gave the longest speech in the history of Congress and concluded by apologizing to everyone who had to stay up all night keeping the chamber open and operating.
April 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
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March 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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March 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
No.
February 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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En taro adore!
February 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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It’s their day. #SuperbOwlSunday
February 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Am I the only one who hesitates to tap ❤️ on posts about horrible, sad, tragic, or awful things? I propose if your platform can only have a single react button, make it something that suggests engagement without implied love, such as an exclamation point ❗️#bluesky
January 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Def Leppard is nominated for a Gunter Glieben Glauchen Globe for Most Sugar Poured On Me
January 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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President Jimmy Carter's greeting to the cosmos, launched in 1977, is still heading boldly into interstellar space aboard NASA's Voyager spacecraft, humanity's first emissary to the stars.
December 30, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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Tank puppy treat time 🦏
November 26, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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Ban pharmaceutical ads!
November 26, 2024 at 4:21 AM