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i bend the spoon with my mind
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I loooooove this website baby
February 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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anyone who hasn't posted in the past 2 weeks is under suspicion of being a fed who got laid off
February 17, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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i admire the work of the puppygirl hacker polycule but i cannot condone their aesthetics
February 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
January 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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I'm neither proship nor antiship, I'm 34
January 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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my dentist: (throwing ninja stars into my gums) ope you’re bleeding
January 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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You know it’s not often that one of these conspiracy people is just a classic doofus. We’ve got racists and sexists and bigots but it’s so rare that a true Homer Simpson arrives among us.
Oh my god you fucking simpleton, the CA is for California. Ontario, CA is in San Bernardino County.
January 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Unconditional solidarity with Hawk Tuah Girl in her jihad against the crypto community
January 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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They should rename the discover tab to the libbing out tab
January 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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I could solve this problem, easily.
January 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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January 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Before you make fun of the cybertruck burning outside the Trump casino, you should know that was my cybertruck. And the backseat had a bag with $160,000 in casino winnings. The money I needed to pay off the cybertruck. Not so funny knowing a real person has a charred cybertruck on their credit card
January 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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December 23, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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if you don't neatly break down and fold all your cardboard boxes before depositing them in the designated cardboard box area you are lower than an animal in my estimation
December 23, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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every site needs a version of somethingawful's "we can just ban you" policy to use against bad actors who make a game of ruining the site while making sure to always stay 1% shy of violating the rules as-written
December 13, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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"You have died. Your quest to find the Garden of Eden Creation kit, and return it to your village, has failed.

May you find more peace in the next world, Chosen One, than you found in this one."
December 10, 2024 at 12:34 PM
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happy "unearthing the bizarre politics of the shooter" day to all who celebrate the great American tradition
lol CEO shooter suspect is a trad architecture guy
December 9, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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had a dream that they reintroduced the nash metropolitan but with an electric drivetrain, marketed with the slogan "Hello, I'm an electric car / I can't go very fast or very far / and if you drive me people will think you're gay" and it was subsequently a smash hit with the gays
December 7, 2024 at 1:01 PM
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what if the CEO killer turns out to be a disgruntled shareholder who was mad that united healthcare isn't denying enough claims
December 6, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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I bet if you held an election today that shooter would perform better than Kamala Harris
December 5, 2024 at 12:46 PM
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December 2, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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Going through discover feed and blocking anyone with a list of their best posts. You are not a true poster if you have that link. True posters forget every post they make immediately.
December 1, 2024 at 7:40 AM