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Highest swing and miss rate induced, 2025 qualified pitchers:
Dylan Cease: 33.4%
Tarik Skubal: 32.5%
Jesús Luzardo: 30.8%
Cristopher Sánchez: 30.4%
Dylan Cease: 33.4%
Tarik Skubal: 32.5%
Jesús Luzardo: 30.8%
Cristopher Sánchez: 30.4%
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Highest swing and miss rate induced, 2025 qualified pitchers:
Dylan Cease: 33.4%
Tarik Skubal: 32.5%
Jesús Luzardo: 30.8%
Cristopher Sánchez: 30.4%
Dylan Cease: 33.4%
Tarik Skubal: 32.5%
Jesús Luzardo: 30.8%
Cristopher Sánchez: 30.4%
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Tis the Cease in to the Blue Jays,
FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA
FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Tis the Cease in to the Blue Jays,
FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA
FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA
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Blue jays holy shit
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Blue jays holy shit
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The Starting Mo tation
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The Starting Mo tation
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DYLAN CEASE TO THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS FOR 7 YEARS AND $210,000,000 MY GOODNESS
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
DYLAN CEASE TO THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS FOR 7 YEARS AND $210,000,000 MY GOODNESS
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The Toronto Blue Jays have blasted out a signal of intent to the other teams in Major League Baseball. Good goddamn lord!
📸 @padres.com
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Hail Ceaser!
Cease to resist givin' my goodbye, drive my car into the ocean, you think I'm dead but I sail away...
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November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The Toronto Blue Jays have blasted out a signal of intent to the other teams in Major League Baseball. Good goddamn lord!
📸 @padres.com
📸 @padres.com
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Dylan Cease and the Blue Jays are in agreement on a 7-year, $210 million contract pending physical, source confirms to me & Shi
Biggest pitching contract in Blue Jays history leads to projected rotation of Cease/Gausman/Bieber/Berrios/Yesavage
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Biggest pitching contract in Blue Jays history leads to projected rotation of Cease/Gausman/Bieber/Berrios/Yesavage
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November 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Dylan Cease and the Blue Jays are in agreement on a 7-year, $210 million contract pending physical, source confirms to me & Shi
Biggest pitching contract in Blue Jays history leads to projected rotation of Cease/Gausman/Bieber/Berrios/Yesavage
@jonheyman.bsky.social was first
Biggest pitching contract in Blue Jays history leads to projected rotation of Cease/Gausman/Bieber/Berrios/Yesavage
@jonheyman.bsky.social was first
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Enjoying the Blue Jays World Series parade!
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Enjoying the Blue Jays World Series parade!
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Kids went ABSOLUTELY NUTS for the Blue Jays mascot in the parade
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Kids went ABSOLUTELY NUTS for the Blue Jays mascot in the parade
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Hearing Hal Steinbrenner on a Zoom that the Yankees didn't make a profit this year. He's hard to hear, because he's conducting the Zoom on a 200-foot megayacht in the Seychelles smoking what appears to be a new Trump $200 bill.
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hearing Hal Steinbrenner on a Zoom that the Yankees didn't make a profit this year. He's hard to hear, because he's conducting the Zoom on a 200-foot megayacht in the Seychelles smoking what appears to be a new Trump $200 bill.
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Tatsuya Imai brought the "I come to bury Ohtani, not to praise him," vibes in an interview with Daisuke Matsuzaka last night.
The Seibu Lions ace doesn't want to join the Dodgers, he wants to beat them. Thanks to Ayako Oikawa for help translating: www.mlb.com/news/tatsuya...
The Seibu Lions ace doesn't want to join the Dodgers, he wants to beat them. Thanks to Ayako Oikawa for help translating: www.mlb.com/news/tatsuya...
Ace pitcher Tatsuya Imai wants to 'take down' the Dodgers to win a World Series
When the news broke that Seibu Lions ace Tatsuya Imai was posted, many Major League fans had one question: Would he also want to join the Dodgers? After all, not only is Los Angeles arguably the close...
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November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Tatsuya Imai brought the "I come to bury Ohtani, not to praise him," vibes in an interview with Daisuke Matsuzaka last night.
The Seibu Lions ace doesn't want to join the Dodgers, he wants to beat them. Thanks to Ayako Oikawa for help translating: www.mlb.com/news/tatsuya...
The Seibu Lions ace doesn't want to join the Dodgers, he wants to beat them. Thanks to Ayako Oikawa for help translating: www.mlb.com/news/tatsuya...
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RT @MLB: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. was letting them fly at Eladio's Saucegiving Home Run Derby! 😮💨
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
RT @MLB: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. was letting them fly at Eladio's Saucegiving Home Run Derby! 😮💨
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there is zero chance the Yankees failed to turn a profit in any year, but especially in 2025 when they were coming off a World Series appearance. If an MLB owner says he lost money, that's like me saying I can fly. You should insist on proof.
(I can't fly, just so no one asks me to demonstrate.)
(I can't fly, just so no one asks me to demonstrate.)
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
there is zero chance the Yankees failed to turn a profit in any year, but especially in 2025 when they were coming off a World Series appearance. If an MLB owner says he lost money, that's like me saying I can fly. You should insist on proof.
(I can't fly, just so no one asks me to demonstrate.)
(I can't fly, just so no one asks me to demonstrate.)
If you build it, he will come, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
If you build it, he will come, Charlie Brown
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ROSTER UPDATE:
🔹 All unsigned players on our 40-man roster have been tendered contracts for 2026
🔹 All unsigned players on our 40-man roster have been tendered contracts for 2026
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
ROSTER UPDATE:
🔹 All unsigned players on our 40-man roster have been tendered contracts for 2026
🔹 All unsigned players on our 40-man roster have been tendered contracts for 2026
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Can't believe what a bandwagon fan my kid is. Last year, he barely talked about the Blue Jays at all. This year, it's Blue Jays this, Blue Jays that.
C'mon kid, you're nearly two. Choose a lane.
C'mon kid, you're nearly two. Choose a lane.
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Can't believe what a bandwagon fan my kid is. Last year, he barely talked about the Blue Jays at all. This year, it's Blue Jays this, Blue Jays that.
C'mon kid, you're nearly two. Choose a lane.
C'mon kid, you're nearly two. Choose a lane.
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Former Blue Jays pitcher Erik Swanson has called it a career after seven MLB seasons. The 32-year-old spent three seasons in Toronto from 2023-25. 🙌
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Former Blue Jays pitcher Erik Swanson has called it a career after seven MLB seasons. The 32-year-old spent three seasons in Toronto from 2023-25. 🙌
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Juan Soto, Vladimir Guerrero Jr. and Fernando Tatis Jr. all attended the SAME tryout as teenagers!
Which one do you think impressed the most?
Which one do you think impressed the most?
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Juan Soto, Vladimir Guerrero Jr. and Fernando Tatis Jr. all attended the SAME tryout as teenagers!
Which one do you think impressed the most?
Which one do you think impressed the most?
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The baseball teams known at the time they were founded as the Boston Red Stockings and Chicago White Stockings are not currently known as the Red Sox and White Sox, but the Braves and the Cubs.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The baseball teams known at the time they were founded as the Boston Red Stockings and Chicago White Stockings are not currently known as the Red Sox and White Sox, but the Braves and the Cubs.
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MLB's annual non-tender deadline is today at 5pm ET.
Many players will be non-tendered across MLB, but all four arb eligible Blue Jays (Varsho, Lauer, Clement, Heineman) are expected back in 2026. Jays already created 40-man space by parting ways with Sandlin, Tate & Burr.
Many players will be non-tendered across MLB, but all four arb eligible Blue Jays (Varsho, Lauer, Clement, Heineman) are expected back in 2026. Jays already created 40-man space by parting ways with Sandlin, Tate & Burr.
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
MLB's annual non-tender deadline is today at 5pm ET.
Many players will be non-tendered across MLB, but all four arb eligible Blue Jays (Varsho, Lauer, Clement, Heineman) are expected back in 2026. Jays already created 40-man space by parting ways with Sandlin, Tate & Burr.
Many players will be non-tendered across MLB, but all four arb eligible Blue Jays (Varsho, Lauer, Clement, Heineman) are expected back in 2026. Jays already created 40-man space by parting ways with Sandlin, Tate & Burr.
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It seems like a pretty heavy-handed metaphor that the Blue Jays lost game 7 and every day since then in Toronto has been cold and dark at 5PM
November 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It seems like a pretty heavy-handed metaphor that the Blue Jays lost game 7 and every day since then in Toronto has been cold and dark at 5PM
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Apparently, Bo is a Second Team All-MLB starting pitcher, and Vlad is a First Team All-MLB reliever. It was a confusing season.
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Apparently, Bo is a Second Team All-MLB starting pitcher, and Vlad is a First Team All-MLB reliever. It was a confusing season.
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Why shouldn’t I keep it?
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Why shouldn’t I keep it?
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If you can read this, and are currently an MLB free agent, the Toronto Blue Jays are reportedly "sniffing around you".
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
If you can read this, and are currently an MLB free agent, the Toronto Blue Jays are reportedly "sniffing around you".
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Congratulations to Blue Jays star Trey Yesavage and his girlfriend Taylor Frick on their engagement!
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Congratulations to Blue Jays star Trey Yesavage and his girlfriend Taylor Frick on their engagement!