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American League Champions 2025 🇨🇦 Follow us on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Threads, Snapchat and TikTok:
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November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Saw the Mamdani sign generator so I made one.

Make your own here. homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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The global AWS outage affecting Ticketmaster and Blue Jays ticket management is being resolved and the system is returning to normal. Please try to access your tickets and add them to your Apple or Google wallet, MLB Ballpark app, or Ticketmaster app. If you were transferred tickets and did not receive an email confirmation, please log in to Ticketmaster to accept the tickets. If you continue to experience challenges, additional Blue Jays staff will be at the gates to support ticket management. Thank you for your patience and we look forward to cheering on the Blue Jays with you during a historic ALCS Game 7.
October 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving Canada! 🍁

Thankful for the best fans in the world and meaningful postseason baseball 💙 #WANTITALL #ALCS
A picture of a pumpkin patch with Happy Thanksgiving and the Toronto Blue Jays old school logo in front of it
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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😉
October 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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One more

#LightsUpLetsGO
September 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Magic number = regular season games left

Fasten your seatbelts
September 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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We have Myles Straw more games left
September 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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BREAKING NEWS

Beer vendors will be discreetly selling anti-anxiety edibles at the last 4 home games

Ask for a Springer Zinger 😉🍬
September 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Games left in regular season
September 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Regular season games to go 💙
September 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Regular season games left 👀
September 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Regular season games left:
September 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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How many more regular season games?
September 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Magic Number?? We're HERE
September 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Photo of Marcus Stroman in a New York Yankees pinstripe uniform over a "Marcus Stroman Released" banner
August 2, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Made in Canada ✔️
Wants to play in Canada 4Eva ✔️
Big ticket draw, pays for renos ✔️
Delivers for fans ✔️
One #ElbowsUp #Never51 away from team infamy ✔️

Great idea Jerry!
Happy #OpeningDay2025 Fam 💙🧢⚾
#LightsUpLetsGO
Vladdy Jr is wearing an official white Nike Blue Jays jersey over a royal blue long sleeve undershirt and a royal blue New Edition TBJ baseball cap. He is shouldering a wood baseball bat behind his head, evenly balanced between both hands and his face is determined, like he's planning to absolutely make 2025 his bitch. The TBJ front office should sign him for a minimum $600M immediately to remove speculation that this will be his farewell year or risk the wrath of diehard fans around the world.
March 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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By THIS WEEK we meant THIS WEEK

Please enjoy Bo's solivladarity haircut for now 😎
February 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Please note we need "volunteers"

Same as our seasonal staff 🤫💙
January 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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RIP to the Man of Steal, HOFer and 1993 World Series Champion, the one and only Rickey Henderson 💙
December 21, 2024 at 9:07 PM