Br(ing Bo Back)ad 🍁
@bradc.bsky.social
🇨🇦 ⚾️ Toronto/Isthmus of Chignecto
All questions are rhetorical.
Typos are an endorsement.
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Typos are an endorsement.
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New USB-C crypto bribe port is healing nicely.
there appears to be a hole in Trump's left hand
December 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
New USB-C crypto bribe port is healing nicely.
Exciting news for everyone that got a snowblower for Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Exciting news for everyone that got a snowblower for Christmas
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
(FADE IN: Gandalf’s cart riding into Hobbiton)
Old Man Sweeping Yard: “Well Fuck”
(FADE IN: Gandalf’s cart riding into Hobbiton)
Old Man Sweeping Yard: “Well Fuck”
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
(FADE IN: Gandalf’s cart riding into Hobbiton)
Old Man Sweeping Yard: “Well Fuck”
(FADE IN: Gandalf’s cart riding into Hobbiton)
Old Man Sweeping Yard: “Well Fuck”
Totally normal authoritarian you have there.
December 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Totally normal authoritarian you have there.
…and Gandalf, who did NOT die, …
December 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
…and Gandalf, who did NOT die, …
What if Hitler was played by the n*zi from The blues Brothers
Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly. We no longer have Open Borders, Men in Women’s Sports, Transgender for Everyone, or Weak Law Enforcement … “
December 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
What if Hitler was played by the n*zi from The blues Brothers
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
Being a kid meant when you got tired of “playing house” you could just… stop.
(continues sweeping)
(continues sweeping)
December 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Being a kid meant when you got tired of “playing house” you could just… stop.
(continues sweeping)
(continues sweeping)
They mentioned the Toronto police chief’s name on the news yesterday and I didn’t recognize or remember it, and I thought… is that a bad thing? Maybe not.
toronto policing is far from perfect but seeing our police chief actively supporting even further pullback of police from mental health calls, god that's a good thing to see
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
They mentioned the Toronto police chief’s name on the news yesterday and I didn’t recognize or remember it, and I thought… is that a bad thing? Maybe not.
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Canadians, sign this petition to stop the use of the Notwithstanding clause against trans Canadians.
This is about provinces denying human rights, because trans rights are human rights.
SIGN.
This is about provinces denying human rights, because trans rights are human rights.
SIGN.
Petition e-7027 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
December 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Canadians, sign this petition to stop the use of the Notwithstanding clause against trans Canadians.
This is about provinces denying human rights, because trans rights are human rights.
SIGN.
This is about provinces denying human rights, because trans rights are human rights.
SIGN.
Me: Wow, I can’t believe Carol had sex with the entire Pluribus planet watching, how vulnerable would that be.
Actual authors:
Actual authors:
The scariest thing in Pluribus so far has been Carol letting everyone in the world read the first draft of a chapter she wrote before dawn, 19 seconds after it emerged from the HP Printjet on her desk.
December 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Me: Wow, I can’t believe Carol had sex with the entire Pluribus planet watching, how vulnerable would that be.
Actual authors:
Actual authors:
Gripen deez nuts, Cheeto face
December 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Gripen deez nuts, Cheeto face
Perfect analogy. No notes.
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Perfect analogy. No notes.
Trump is the biggest piece of shit in the world, and everyone has their own valid and personal reason for believing that. The number of reasons he should be disqualified from society is as bottomless as his depravity.
There isn’t enough champagne in the world for when it happens.
There isn’t enough champagne in the world for when it happens.
December 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Trump is the biggest piece of shit in the world, and everyone has their own valid and personal reason for believing that. The number of reasons he should be disqualified from society is as bottomless as his depravity.
There isn’t enough champagne in the world for when it happens.
There isn’t enough champagne in the world for when it happens.
It’s so weird that crossing the House floor to the Liberals because your “Conservative” party is a loser is so offensive to the same people who applauded crossing a country for a make-up by-election because your “conservative” party leader is a loser.
December 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It’s so weird that crossing the House floor to the Liberals because your “Conservative” party is a loser is so offensive to the same people who applauded crossing a country for a make-up by-election because your “conservative” party leader is a loser.
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Pay your freelancers before Christmas.
December 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Pay your freelancers before Christmas.
What an absolute dingbat
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
What an absolute dingbat
Graphic Blandishment is my passion.
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Graphic Blandishment is my passion.
In place of a Dork Lord you would have a QUEEN! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love her and despair!
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
In place of a Dork Lord you would have a QUEEN! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love her and despair!
People are leaning hard into ai this Christmas season to make up for the NFTs they bought their ex-fiancés in 2021
December 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
People are leaning hard into ai this Christmas season to make up for the NFTs they bought their ex-fiancés in 2021
Land developer sounds like such a dog person
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Land developer sounds like such a dog person
I’ve long said this because I’m very smart. You can politicize anything you want and believe whatever you like, but insurance companies will always have the final say.
Better hope you can pay cash for a house cuz You know who IS using that data
The fucking insurance companies who will deny coverage so you don’t get that mortgage
The fucking insurance companies who will deny coverage so you don’t get that mortgage
Zillow Removes Climate Risk Scores From Home Listings
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I’ve long said this because I’m very smart. You can politicize anything you want and believe whatever you like, but insurance companies will always have the final say.