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That call is one of the reasons I tend to get annoyed when Detroit fans complain about the refs

it's not a Detroit thing. The refs are just complete ass to everyone
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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A Turning Point USA official confirmed Kirk is in the hospital, but told CBS News “it doesn’t look good”
OREM, Utah (AP) — Charlie Kirk is in critical condition at hospital after being shot at Utah event, AP source says.
September 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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This is so perfect. "Dead Center" and he's so far to the right that he's half off the cover
I seriously do not know how this title got through even a single launch meeting.
July 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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all the dudes dating the grok anime girl are low key cucks cuz she's dating all those other dudes too
July 22, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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July 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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when there's a mangled body in a ditch
July 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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fantastic foreskins
July 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Only things liberals can fantasize about is billionaires helping them OWN the bad orange man when he dies bcuz the party is feckless and is useless rn
Sounds like a plan to me...just wondering who this is...🤣
July 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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We Went Undercover at Microsoft but Got Laid Off Before We Could Learn Anything

hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
We Went Undercover at Microsoft but Got Laid Off Before We Could Learn Anything
REDMOND, Wash. — Video game studios are dying left and right and Microsoft is the Grim Reaper, wielding closure announcements and layoffs like the two…
hard-drive.net
July 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
LOS ANGELES—Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and militarized immigration authorities, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump adm...
theonion.com
June 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
June 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Let JT cook
May 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This guy is a fuckin moron lol
California built the film industry — and we’re ready to bring even more jobs home.

We’ve proven what strong state incentives can do. Now it’s time for a real federal partnership to Make America Film Again.

POTUS, let’s get it done.
May 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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The constitution was written primarily to stop the president from canceling student loan debt and improving healthcare somewhat. Folks forget this.
May 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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I have analyzed the data and the funniest landing spot for Shadeur would be the Cowboys in round 4
April 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Might be the dumbest MFer on this website
The other thing about "oligarchy" framing is you can't explain any of Trump's worst abuses with it. Why is he demonizing immigrants? Nuking civil rights? Shredding the DOJ to attack his enemies? Pursuing autarky with tariffs? Blackmailing companies and universities? Destroying science investment?
April 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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they're doing this to you in the quote tweets [live video feed of your webcam]
April 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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This is written in such perfect NYT editorial writer language. Larry David you’ve still got it
April 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Straddles the line here but I think “people on Bluesky were right but extremely annoying” is too accurate of a take about all of us to be upset about
Jon Stewart admits folks here were right & he wasn't: "I did not think he would get this authoritarian this fast. I really didn't. I'm sorry. Who could have known? Maybe if someone out there had yelled at me on Bluesky about this, I would have known. But no one did. Except every day. In all caps."
Jon Stewart has a message for his Bluesky critics: 'My bad'
April 15, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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I woke up from sleep, bolted upright in bed, and thought I had an incredible idea no one had ever had before
April 4, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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This stock market crash thing is so confusing. On one hand you have every economist and bank in the free world freaking out. On the other, there are some blue check accounts on Twitter with ancient statues as their profile pics doing 20 part threads on why down is the new up. 🤷🏻‍♀️
April 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM