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Sean
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Big chucklefuck energy. Pan, poly, commie.

He/him, WA
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May all of your bajas be blasted
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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May 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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MLB needs to fix its blackout policy. There's no good reason I should be allowed to watch the White Sox.
April 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Evergreen.
April 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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everyone should take out all of their stocks and go to the bank and take out all of your money tomorrow
April 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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im a psyop but im not paid I just feel like doing this
November 30, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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My grandpa Dr. Harry Abe, veteran of the segregated 442 combat unit, helped found this museum!
He wanted future gens to learn from the history of the concentration camps and build an inclusive future. Proud to see JANM uphold those values and, like him, have the courage to oppose fascists 👊🏼
April 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Oh nooooo pikachu baby noooo
March 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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so uh a lot of threads on the ATC subreddit about air traffic controllers not getting paid
March 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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We want to get to know all you #Pokemon lovers here on Bluesky. Soo... We're giving away a #BattlePartners Booster Box & 10 Sleeved #JourneyTogether Packs.

Live Stream Wheel of Death on 1/31 for two winners...

To enter:
- Follow us
- Repost & Like this tweet
- Tag 2 other Pokemon Lovers🤗
January 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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i think people are genuinely forgetting that this trans panic has been a very deliberate project by the right for nearly a decade now, starting small, but escalating into what it is now. i think putting this on the one of the least powerful groups in america right now, trans people, is wild
December 23, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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democrats love to be like “we lost the last election and life is going to be incalculably worse for everyone for decades. they’re angry and ready to do something over the issue of healthcare. we have to stop them from caring immediately”
December 12, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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republicans: big government is destroying america

also republicans: you're going to need to submit to a full dna test if you want to take a shit in a public bathroom

democrats: that dna test should be affordable for low income families
December 5, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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when a random person refers to me by my name: distressing. confusing. guards take this animal to the dungeon at once

when one of my beloved mutuals calls me by my name:
November 30, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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Sports fans need to adopt this principle too! Stephen A Smith once said that Shohei Ohtani was actively harming MLB because he couldn't speak English. Once someone says something that offensively dumb, we don't ever need to ever take them seriously again. We can/should just pretend they don't exist.
I do not listen to him. In fact I have him blocked. I had him blocked on the old site for years. He is not published in any major newspapers I read or on news stations I watch. He exists to me solely through angry screencaps taken from web forums I am no longer on. It is time to break the cycle
November 30, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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I worked at Best Buy from the time I was 17 to 21. There’s no way in hell I’ll ever shop on Black Friday. Working retail traumatized me. People are so nasty on this day. I rather pay full price.
November 29, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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I'm sorry but this is sexy af
November 30, 2024 at 5:14 AM
15 minutes into the premier of Nobody Asked on @dropouttv.bsky.social and I am genuinely moved by @briamgilbert.bsky.social
November 30, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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are they still making china sell tiktok to an american company or whatever? the onion should buy that too
November 15, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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Another way to limit burnout is to be intentional about who you follow on here.

Don't be so quick to follow all the same accounts you followed on Twitter.

Pay attention to how you feel when scrolling your feed.

If you feel outraged, scared and powerless most of the time, maybe unfollow some folks
November 14, 2024 at 2:22 AM
What's up pokemon buds I'm back and this is my not fucking around account
November 14, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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in 2013 I saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters
July 14, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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when my fridge makes a weird ass spooky noise in the middle of the night:
July 6, 2024 at 4:32 AM
I have to go to work???? On Seattle Pride day???
Surely this is homophobia at its most insidious.
June 30, 2024 at 2:34 PM